DAZMCFC wrote:

Hamburg 3 Man City 1

Ireland

great start, then not very good there after. will be tough to turn that one around, but you never know.

Oh NO! It's Z Germanz!

From 0-1 to 3-1! Good job Jol.

Neoteny wrote:LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD?

How about no?

Why are we on this planet?

jonesthecurl wrote:

jayde wrote:You don't want it?

Why does it have "please pass this on" written on it?

Who wrote that?

Hologram wrote:

ignotus wrote:Guys, do you really think this kind of attitude is right for this forum?

Do you really think that you are right for this forum?

Can you tell me?

Nickbaldwin wrote:

ignotus wrote:Titanic!

But then he would have to save everybody, right?

With guns and explosions

IcebErg at 2 o'clock.

Get doUwn!

BOOOOOM!

Guys, do you really think this kind of attitude is right for this forum?

What do you think?

What rules?

Titanic!

But then he would have to save everybody, right?

So no one likes to play... That's sad. If no one applies for the manager job in this league I will terminate it (all we need is just one more manager).
I will give you all a few days (till Monday) to think about it. But it's looks like this league is going to history.

This (second) season was pretty much DULL! Some managers got sacked and we got a new champion: me! =D> =D> =D>

So... I urge new managers to take clubs, train their players and become the new champions in Conquer Club Premier League - Season 3.

Information how to join this league can be found on ...

It's Xavi and it's Spain 1 - Russia 0!

Dude... that's... awesome...



What's brain?

MeDeFe wrote:Possibly like Emo on speed.

Thanks on your great comment (really, it made me laugh).

How does this title sound to you?
Discuss!

Wow I wasn't active on this forum for three months. I came back and what did I see?

"Logic dictates that there is a God!" is still number one topic on the list... This is truly a miracle!

Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that. :(

Hahahaha! I remember that one, but I'm not falling for it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

#-o It seems nobody is.

I figured the urge to make me look stupid would intrigue someone to fall for the bait ...

you get a stick (obviously).



I insert this forum!

Gregrios wrote: Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that.

Hahahaha! I remember that one, but I'm not falling for it.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Chuck Norris and Superman were arm wrestling. They decided that the looser must wear pants over their trousers.

You do mean underpants, correct?

Fixed!

That is what you get when you try to translate a joke (Croatian to English).

What's the short name for this year's EURO, played in Austria and Switzerland??? Auschwitz!



A psychopath killer walks into a house and meets man and woman sleeping in bed.
She wakes them up and asks the woman: - "What's your name?"
-"Britney..."
-"I will spare your life because my mother has the ...

Snorri1234 wrote:

gdeangel wrote: Here's one I personally can relate to:

Ah, I remember my first time being pushed into a pool full of alligators....

well you could try swimming with the piranhas.

Ah... Sarah Michelle Gellar...






























MOOOOM! PLEASE KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING MY ROOM!!!

*sniff, sniff*

Do you feel that? I think it's Russia. *sniff* And they're champs!