We are competitive in the sense that we are playing to win. Realistically, we aren't going to have to try very hard to dominate every comer.

It's not a clan, it's a lifestyle.

and you're assuming there will be competition.

What books have you read to train at this game? I just finished The Art of War.

Please show respect to your superiors. Lest Pigwater decides to PWN you.

Who the hell are you to speak to Pigwater like that?

FYI, don't bother trying to add me to your friend list.

Are people calling me gay?

To join all you have to do is recognize me as your one true God and Conquer Club Master.

I joined a game, plebeians. Watch a master.

How do I join a game?

The Age of Pigwater nears, and Pigwater shall silence the doubters with his amazing skills. Until then, hold your tongues. You're already saying Pigwater is a multi and he hasn't even PWnz0red you yet.

This Owen guy will never be on my level. I will play a game, and when I do you will see my true power.

I will take this game by storm.