Who's it -OOOWWWWW- for, hospital -OOOOOWWWWWWCH- patients?

Three contestants were in a paegant- a brunette, red-head, and blond. They had to walk out, say where they were from, and say something about it. The brunette walked out and said, "I'm from Texas, and it's called the lone star state." The red-head walked out and said,"I'm from New York, and it's ...

Nice! I'll have a joke later.

Heh, 3.

A guy walks into bar and says ow.

4.3. Nice.
Don't have a joke.

Yam and mashmallow pie. Oooohhhh, yeeaaaah.

MY PIE!

The only stuff I consistantly watch on discovery is Mythbusters. The daytime crap is almost an all animal porno network, for God's sake!
And yeah, I watch adult swim. A lot. And some of the shows on Toonami, but not many.

It's funny, actually. The reason lots of people originally chose the PSP was that they thought it would have graphics better than a PS2 and amazing speed.
Kinda screwed all THOSE people, didn't it? Heh.

2. Better than baby jokes.

A guy wants to buy a parrot. He goes to the pet store and the clerk shows him three. "This one costs $500" he said." "$500?!" the man replied, "Why?" "Because it knows how to use a computer." They moved to the next parrot. "This one costs $1000." "WHAT? Why does it cost ...

I like chess, but no matter what I do, I can't seem to get any better...

I like everything at thanksgiving, even the cranberry sauce.
Eveyone hates that for some reason, but it's not bad at all!

I shall be of calling it Pie Day.
Everything you love about thanksgiving, stuffed into pies.
Turkey pie, Ham pie, Broccoli Casarole Pie, anyone?!

Dude. ebaums world sucks. stupid mother trucking thieves...

Here I go.

There's a huge line at the DMV. Two guys are around the middle of the line. Suddenly, the guy in the back starts massaging the guy in the front. The guy in the front turns around and says, "What in the heck are you doing?" The massager responds,"Oh, I'm sorry. You see, I'm a chiropractor ...

Well, BANG goes that idea. Maybe I'll start my own food based holiday.

So last thursday I was at a Sam's Club, looking for movies. I found this box set that had 5 DVD's, each an hour long, full of stand up. Tons of famous comedians, along with a bunch I didn't know, but so what? And here's the thing- it was $15! I grabbed it. There were a few issues here and there with ...

It's sick. It makes teens look like evil jerkoffs, and you feel absolutely horrible for the guy. I pity him, but in a nice way.

I need a ride up there. 2 thanksgivings? I have an excuse to stuff my face 2 days a year now! Happiness!

What the crap...?

I would eat pie. You could guess that from my sig.

OK! OK! I won't debate! sheesh...

So, what do you people watch? And I mean shows, not just channels.
I like Futurama.

Albinoblacksheep is awesome for everything, not just games!

Look, I really don't want to keep going with code lyoko. Let's get back on topic here.
Hawkeye, you want the truth? I used to watch the show all the time. Thought it was great. But after a while, I realised how predictable the show is. Yes, there are twists, but you know when they're coming, which ...

Maybe the game is nothing like the show, and therefore good.
But the fact that Code Lyoko had such a great idea, but fell from its potential, almost makes me wanna cry.
Or laugh.
Or bust my TV.
At the same time.
Impossible, you say?
Funny, those are the same odds of Code Lyoko getting any better ...