Name: Nick Jonas
Sex: Female
Sign: Gay?
Approximate Location: Behind my brother.
Interested in?: (i.e. Men) Men
Interests other than CC(?): Being really gay, embarrassing myself, rimming my bros, sucking cock.


Do you think that Dane Cook is funny?: (seriously we need to know) No, but he's hot ...

Nice work everyone, some pretty funny stuff.

In case you guys want to do another one:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2008/11/17/p465/081117_contest_p465.jpg


And if you actually want to enter your caption, just CLICK HERE . You can find a bunch of previous contests and new caption contests ...

This photo:



Take it as a challenge. Or just have some fun with it. I need answers to steal!!!

UCAbears wrote:

Me and a friend.

Looks photoshopped if ya ask me, which nobody did.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. You see, it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to ...

I'm a bit bored, so whatev.


Here's me playing guitar in Rock Band:



And here's me playing actual guitar in a small concert in DC:

Curmudgy and Chaos,

Lighten up. Get a sense of humor and laugh a little! Stop putting up this false facade of 'internet tough guy'. All it does is makes you guys look like pathetic little dweebs. If it's not a facade and you do indeed take this internet forum posting thing so serious, my advice ...

Absolute Genius?
Offensive?
Parents are assholes?