I'm a Yorkshireman and I'll be happy to go with Sheffield United

Adge - short for Adrian, which I always thought was kind of girly and not right for a big hairy arsed coal miner

Nope... not even got a clue.

The person below me is sitting naked at the keyboard

I liked TimTheEnchanter's best
Your turn Tim

Absolutely correct. And to explain the kids, I think somebody had in for him

I think the person below me is a shoplifter

This thread goes by a lot better when the pictures posted are already funny.
Sorry.. must be my sense of humour. I thought that picture was REALLY funny. I mean.. the dog's face just cracks me up!
And then there's "why?". Of all the subjects and things Sigmund's sprogg could have painted, why ...

Thanks
Here's one by Lucian Freud, son of the famous Sigmund.

OK,so I shit myself. C'mon dad, it doesn't smell THAT bad!

One thing that's always bothered me, apart from the "my God is bigger than your God" crap, is that Jesus was a Jew. In fact, according to the bible, Jesus was a good Jew and obeyed every Jewish law and observed every commandment. (Therefore the Christian viewpoint has very little to do with the ...

I used to play with a group of mates many years ago. (More than 15 years ago ) We used to have a regular RISK night with about six players. The meetings were good fun and we had many great games, until a real life battle broke out and the board and bits went flying!
We carried on at a different ...