What about iron thongs? The edges of the hinney-floss might be a bit sharp if it's cut out from sheet metal, but very fine chain might work.

More generally bizarre behaviour... in the game that I posted about in my last message, it's down to dryanoff and codybgood. Codybgood is down to just one territory. Instead of taking him out, dryanoff is just amassing ridiculous troop numbers on the border with him. Currently 225 troops vs 1... wtf ...

The panties thing is more a remark about whining like a recently-potty-trained toddler than about sexism.... as in those "I'm a big kid now!" trainer panties/briefs.

A true sexist comment would have some kind of blatant allusion to women not being as capable as men of suceeding at something, and ...

I totally second the declaration of shenanigans with these "two"...

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=28661

Suspiciously close timing when "they" take their turns, they don't attack or fortify against eachother. Notice the gamechat too.