Frigidus wrote:Went from chuckling quietly to cackling at this part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qk58YZe2e0

How many atheists does it take to pray to God in a foxhole? Just one -- any one will do.

Dick Dawkins, atheist extraordinaire, barged into a college classroom and claimed that he was going to prove his belief that God somehow didn't exist. He shrieked, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I`ll give you precisely 15 minutes!" Then, he reached into the ...

Dick Dawkins, atheist extraodinaire, is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and clumsily bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol ...

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Thanks, Clapper!

The only funny part is that he assumed I was a Christian.

A Priest and an atheist go skydiving together. At 20,000 feet, they pull their ripcords, and both chutes malfunction. Understanding that certain death is approaching, the Priest immediately offers confession and absolution to the atheist.

"No way," says the atheist, "We've got 20,000 feet to go ...

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That should be no problem for him.

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How is that not homophopic? Your saying that you hope we're chicks, i.e. not homosexuals. Meaning you have something against homosexuals. Otherwise you wouldn't have said anything. I take deep offence to your comments, Klobber.

Chicks can't be homosexuals?

Actually, I think it would be even ...

During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, one morning's executions began with three men: a Rabbi, a Catholic Priest, and an atheist.

The Rabbi was marched up onto the platform first. There, facing the guillotine, he was asked if he had any last words. And the Rabbi cried out, "I have ...

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Aaaaaw, that's so sweet.

When faced with calm, cool, collected facts in an adult human debate, with which his opinion happens to be in disagreement, the atheist typically displays childish anger and insults, rather than attempting to offer a valid refutation.

SoS exemplifies this principle very well in this thread.

www ...

...is love, sweet love.

It's the only thing that there's just too little of.

SultanOfSurreal wrote:...you are literally the dumbest human being to ever live...

How so?

Anger management issues much?

Similarly, no entity that contains no personal characteristics, no love, and no life of its own, three qualities that the atheist believes the universe lacked at some point, could possibly be the source of such qualities in any other entity, regardless of how comparatively small or large that ...

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hecter wrote:

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KLOBBER wrote:

wow....yum!

I'd lick my "icing" off those abs any day!

lol he is the icing

How you say, in your American slang....

I hope you two is chicks, not dudes.

Even though SoS has utilized deep ignorance in order to defeat himself, the one and only *nearly* accurate paraphrase that he managed to post does bring up an interesting point -- that a "source" is very different from a "creator."

For example, leafy green vegetables are an excellent source of iron ...