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Most like to post something they never read ... or completely fail to understand?
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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Most likely to have the name Army of GOD
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PLAYER57832 wrote:Most like to post something they never read ... or completely fail to understand?

More awards for Gabon?
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thegreekdog wrote:
bradleybadly wrote:
thegreekdog wrote: Most likely to go off topic - I love her, but Player has this one locked up
I see not much has changed. The problem is she's so damn likable it makes disagreeing with her even tougher. Is Snorri still telling people he's involved with Dutch health care?
Welcome back?

No, Snorri wins "most likely to dismiss a post because the poster is GabonX/hapsmo/jay" or "most likely to type 'you're an idiot/you're a bigot/i hate you"
Sup greeks, I'm pretty sure dismissing posts like this* says more about them than it does about me.



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jay_a2j wrote:Fuck you PLAYER! Hatred is the answer!

Tim why are you so upset that you would misquote me? Is it because I don't believe that you and your "significant other" should be allowed to marry? Calm down, you will get what you desire in time I'm sure.
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How about the "So Concerned With Perceived Injustices Suffered By Homosexuals And The Geneticaly Lazy Half-Way 'Round The World That He'll Soon Be Living Under Sharia Law Award"?
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Didn't read the whole thread so don't kill me if it's already been suggested but....

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Snorri1234 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
bradleybadly wrote:
thegreekdog wrote: Most likely to go off topic - I love her, but Player has this one locked up
I see not much has changed. The problem is she's so damn likable it makes disagreeing with her even tougher. Is Snorri still telling people he's involved with Dutch health care?
Welcome back?

No, Snorri wins "most likely to dismiss a post because the poster is GabonX/hapsmo/jay" or "most likely to type 'you're an idiot/you're a bigot/i hate you"
Sup greeks, I'm pretty sure dismissing posts like this* says more about them than it does about me.
I don't disagree.
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AgentSmith88 wrote:Didn't read the whole thread so don't kill me if it's already been suggested but....

"Most likey to be banned"
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I was going to nominate myself for "most alliterative", then realized that the thread in question (where for some reason we were all using as many words starting in "c" as possible) was back in '08.
Nevertheless I enjoyed reading this one again, so I'm going to impose it upon you.
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Re: Clappers Cleansing

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:09 pm
Nikolai wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:

... Cockney Curl ...
jonesthecurl wrote::Celtic Curl ...

Celtic cum Cockney? Clearly contradictory chronicled christenings cannot continue. Come, comrade, choose!


Cockney Curl? Celtic Curl? Confusion! Chaos!
Could Curly CC-chatter conceivably cheat? Calamity! Crisis!
Calm, CC Community, calm...
Cool, Chatterbox chums.

Consider certain circumstances: Curl's Chronicle.

CURL's CHRONICLE


Chapter 1: Commencement.

Cheery Celtic Chappie covets cute Cockney chic.
Celt courts confidently.
Curvy Cockney continues coy.

Chapter 2: Continuation

Cockney cutie concurs, Celt conquers.
Cue church ceremony.Cohabitation, coition.

Chapter 3: Conclusion.

Conception creates Cockney/Celtic crossbreed: Curly.


Ciao, chaps.
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This is excellent jones. Too bad we can't use it.

Another award for which I will accept nominations but for which I will choose the winner will be "Poster of the Year."
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no
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thegreekdog wrote:Current List of Awards:

- Poster Whose Posts You're Most Likely to Read
- Funniest Poster
- Most Likely to Have Been Abducted by Aliens
- Lamest Flamer
- Best Flamer
- Most Likely to Go Off Topic
- Rambling Award
- Troll of the Year
- Best Linker
- Funniest Moderator
- Least Likely to Concede
- Best Quote

I will take more ideas on this, and then begin the nomination process (hopefully by Friday).
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thegreekdog wrote:List of Greekies (so far).
• The poster you're most likely to read
• Best signature
• Best profile picture/avi
• Unintentional comedy award
Poster you're most likely to ignore
Worst signature
Worst profile picture/avi
Funniest poster
Most reasonable poster
Least reasonable poster
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For best avi, I'd have to say megadeth. Also, brownie points for keeping up the NSFW thread.
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how about we don't bother with frigging lists, because so many decent posters got banned this year and this place is a hollow shell without their input
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Pedronicus wrote:how about we don't bother with frigging lists, because so many decent posters got banned this year and this place is a hollow shell without their input

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pimpdave, I think these are the types of comments you were referring to when you said people would give me sh!t (to paraphrase):
DAZMCFC wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:how about we don't bother with frigging lists, because so many decent posters got banned this year and this place is a hollow shell without their input

=D>
Juan_Bottom wrote:no
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Pedronicus wrote:how about we don't bother with frigging lists, because so many decent posters got banned this year and this place is a hollow shell without their input
You're free not to participate, of course.
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How about a "memorium" list of the "most missed" people banned in the last year?
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jonesthecurl wrote:I was going to nominate myself for "most alliterative", then realized that the thread in question (where for some reason we were all using as many words starting in "c" as possible) was back in '08.
Nevertheless I enjoyed reading this one again, so I'm going to impose it upon you.
clevercelticcurlycockneychappie wrote:



Re: Clappers Cleansing

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:09 pm
Nikolai wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:

... Cockney Curl ...
jonesthecurl wrote::Celtic Curl ...

Celtic cum Cockney? Clearly contradictory chronicled christenings cannot continue. Come, comrade, choose!


Cockney Curl? Celtic Curl? Confusion! Chaos!
Could Curly CC-chatter conceivably cheat? Calamity! Crisis!
Calm, CC Community, calm...
Cool, Chatterbox chums.

Consider certain circumstances: Curl's Chronicle.

CURL's CHRONICLE


Chapter 1: Commencement.

Cheery Celtic Chappie covets cute Cockney chic.
Celt courts confidently.
Curvy Cockney continues coy.

Chapter 2: Continuation

Cockney cutie concurs, Celt conquers.
Cue church ceremony.Cohabitation, coition.

Chapter 3: Conclusion.

Conception creates Cockney/Celtic crossbreed: Curly.


Ciao, chaps.
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How about "Best Wyomingite Award?"
"Eh, whatever."
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muy_thaiguy wrote:How about "Best Wyomingite Award?"
AKA Most Insignificant American Citizen Award
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Serbia wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:How about "Best Wyomingite Award?"
AKA Most Insignificant American Citizen Award
That's Montana.
"Eh, whatever."
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Serbia wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:How about "Best Wyomingite Award?"
AKA Most Insignificant American Citizen Award
This is a good thing from my point of view. I don't know of any legislation in favor of ass-raping the American public that came out of Wyoming.
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