Conquer Club

rdsrds2120 wrote:

MarshalNey wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can jonesey and I teach the fun of math on Day 3? I'm a certified math teacher (I looooove math!) and jonesey makes everything funny so it wouldn't be too brutal I was thinking of doing "The Art of Word Problems".

-Sully

Let me guess, something like:

1) TGD is stealing tequilla from TBK's cabin. TGD manages to steal half as many bottles as the AK=47s in BBS's cabin, and BBS's AK-47 stash is three times as large as targetman's vocabulary. Unfortunately, targetman's vocabulary is only four words larger than the number of ponies squishyg is hoping to ride. If squishyg wants to ride two fewer ponies than the number of aces Pedronicus will be hiding up his sleeve, and Pedronicus will be hiding an ace in each of his six sleeves, how many rules will be broken at Camp Saxi?

2) Morgan P. Wells has a certain number of pieces of Scotch tape. In order to make friends, each night he decides to tape helpful tax advice to the cabin doors of guests that he has stalked during the day. Graph the power function y = x cubed plus C that represents the rate at which Morgan's creepiness increases, where x is the number of times that InsomniaRed tells Morgan that she will not go with him to one of The Greek Dog's nightly orgies, y is the amount of time elapsed in seconds, and C is a constant based upon Morgan's innate serial-killer quality.

Funniest post I've seen in a long..long time.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

The Bison King wrote:Hey Juan, want to host a tequila party in our cabin?

Can I come? I'm only like 5 cabins down. rds kinda smells funny.

-TG

The Bison King wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

The Bison King wrote:Hey Juan, want to host a tequila party in our cabin?

Can I come? I'm only like 5 cabins down. rds kinda smells funny.

-TG

Yeah you can come, but bring a sombrero.

Victor Sullivan wrote:

The Bison King wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

The Bison King wrote:Hey Juan, want to host a tequila party in our cabin?

Can I come? I'm only like 5 cabins down. rds kinda smells funny.

-TG

Yeah you can come, but bring a sombrero.

I've got a bucket taped to an inner tube, does that count as a sombrero?

InsomniaRed wrote:

jefjef wrote:Just so ya know saxi I will be smuggling Megas into Camp Saxi with me.

That's not allowed! I'm tellinggggggggg

• - How to Keep a Tan in December
  - Exercising Your Glamour Muscles
  - Earning a 6-Figure Salary Working as a "Pool Boy" *
  - How to Look Good Sitting Down
  - How to Look Good Standing Up
  - How to Look Good Going for a Swim
  - How to Swim

saxitoxin wrote:9:00AM to 12:00PM - Workshop: Serbia's Seven Sensational Keys to Success:

• - How to Keep a Tan in December
  - Exercising Your Glamour Muscles
  - Earning a 6-Figure Salary Working as a "Pool Boy" *
  - How to Look Good Sitting Down
  - How to Look Good Standing Up
  - How to Look Good Going for a Swim
  - How to Swim

(Instructor: Serbia)
* (per Serbia, the emoticon is part of the official class title)

saxitoxin wrote:DAY 3




2:00PM to 3:00PM - Activity: Ring of Pain I (In which Billy07 gets sauced on sambuca and locked in Cabin 11, following which targetman377 is hog-tied and thrown inside wearing a Kevin Nolan mask.)
[nietzsche excused for siesta]

3:00PM to 4:00PM - Activity: Ring of Pain II (In which Tiggy gets sauced on sambuca and locked in Cabin 11, following which targetman377 is hog-tied and thrown inside wearing a Daniel Craig mask.)

4:00PM to 5:00PM - Workshop: First Aid (Instructor: Saxi!, Demonstration Aide: targetman377)


Lights Out by 11PM SHARP

InsomniaRed wrote:Victor Sullivan: Wandered off and we decided not to wait for him (Have fun with the Indians, they're hard to haggle with, so I doubt we could've afforded to get you back anyway)

Victor Sullivan wrote:

InsomniaRed wrote:Victor Sullivan: Wandered off and we decided not to wait for him (Have fun with the Indians, they're hard to haggle with, so I doubt we could've afforded to get you back anyway)

It's Native Americans, InsomniaRED, they get offended otherwise. And why do I get stuck with them? Why do you think I would be the one to wander off??

jonesthecurl wrote:I was hoping for a special guest lecture from jay-out-2-lunch on "When to Expect the Rapture".*


*hint- he only bought a one-way ticket to the camp

john9blue wrote:it's been a while...



all right let's do this

john9blue wrote:it's been a while...



all right let's do this

update: saxi got lost and cost us 5 days
update: lost clothing trying to caulk goddamn green river
update: saxi has typhoid. thinking about leaving him, he's a pain
update: yeah saxi just died. good riddance imo
update: andy has typhoid now, we almost ran out of food but i got a clutch shot on a buffalo
update: andy died
update: insom got lost and cost us 3 days. nice job insom.
update: the 3 of us made it to oregon. woo! i made the highscores too lol

saxitoxin wrote:NICE, john! Hey, is that World of Warcraft? I've been looking into possibly getting into some other MMORPG's aside from just ConquerClub and I've been hearing a lot about this; it looks fun! What's your characters name? I might try to download it onto my iPhone this weekend if I have time. I'll look for you in the game!

john9blue wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:NICE, john! Hey, is that World of Warcraft? I've been looking into possibly getting into some other MMORPG's aside from just ConquerClub and I've been hearing a lot about this; it looks fun! What's your characters name? I might try to download it onto my iPhone this weekend if I have time. I'll look for you in the game!

come on uncle saxi, that's farmville! see the wagon?

hit me up on facespace and maybe i'll give you a friend referral!

jefjef wrote:Here's a pic from last years Camp Saxi beach party.