Feckanity, join us and don't believe in Feckan! We have 12!

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:07 am

Join us and become the seventh!
7 is a magical number in Feckanity

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:29 am

I think we need to rework the hierarchy of this new cult... I mean ORDER!!!

First off, I propose that this order be called the Order of Feckan. At the head would be Neutrino and Iliad, as they were the first to discover that Feckan does not exist. They would interpret the words that Feckan does not give them, and pass them down to the Clerics. Neutrino and Iliad would be the Chief High Priests of the Order of Feckan.

I nominate myself as High Priest and Keeper of the Feckanora, which will be the history of the Order of Feckan.

Clerics would be taken upon application, and would be the ones to pass the Word of Feckan to our loyal followers. They would also make sure that the followers do what we tell them, as they aren't smart to realize that we're duping... I mean we're ADVISING them! Yeah, that's it.

More to follow as the Order expands.

So, what do you all think?

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:32 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:I think we need to rework the hierarchy of this new cult... I mean ORDER!!!

First off, I propose that this order be called the Order of Feckan. At the head would be Neutrino and Iliad, as they were the first to discover that Feckan does not exist. They would interpret the words that Feckan does not give them, and pass them down to the Clerics. Neutrino and Iliad would be the Chief High Priests of the Order of Feckan.

I nominate myself as High Priest and Keeper of the Feckanora, which will be the history of the Order of Feckan.

Clerics would be taken upon application, and would be the ones to pass the Word of Feckan to our loyal followers. They would also make sure that the followers do what we tell them, as they aren't smart to realize that we're duping... I mean we're ADVISING them! Yeah, that's it.

More to follow as the Order expands.

So, what do you all think?

Okay thanks. Oh and we live in Feckanland in the city of Feckatican.

I am will rework the titles in a second

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:33 am

End this before I bring the apocalypse.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:34 am

I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:34 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

so basically a crappy spamalot

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:37 am

Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:38 am

oh good another place that is for spamming about fecklings.

FREAKS

Lock ER Down

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:41 am

Beastly wrote:oh good another place that is for spamming about fecklings.

FREAKS

Lock ER Down

Go back to Flame Wars, devilspawn!

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:41 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:42 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:42 am

diddle wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!
i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1

You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:43 am

Iliad wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.
Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.

I will PM you the beginning of Feckanity, as it was not passed to me from Feckan himself.

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:44 am

beter mak it me, da ileterate one.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:45 am

Iliad wrote:
diddle wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!
i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1
You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.

it'll do

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:45 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:
Iliad wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.
Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.
I will PM you the beginning of Feckanity, as it was not passed to me from Feckan himself.

Except he does not exist. But he will. And using his time powers he will pass it to you. Damn religious studies will be so much harder if Feckanity was studied!

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:45 am

diddle wrote:
Iliad wrote:
diddle wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!
i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1
You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.
it'll do

can i be #2

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:46 am

firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
Iliad wrote:
diddle wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!
i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1
You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.
it'll do
can i be #2

You can but I would prefer you to be a Feckanist? Can you be a feckanist? Number 7 is special number in Feckanity and you will be number 7.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:47 am

Iliad wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:
Iliad wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.
Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.
I will PM you the beginning of Feckanity, as it was not passed to me from Feckan himself.
Except he does not exist. But he will. And using his time powers he will pass it to you. Damn religious studies will be so much harder if Feckanity was studied!

QFT! I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about!

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:47 am

I am Feckans Wife.

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:47 am

I am Feckans Wife. I am a goddess

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:49 am

I don't think Feckan would touch you with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot pole covered in hand sanitizer.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:49 am

Beastly wrote:I am Feckans Wife. I am a goddess

Feckan does not exist. Therefore you cannot be his wife. Even more you are a heretic and speak herecy.

When you will die nothing will happen until Feckan will become existent and then he will kill you

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:50 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:I don't think Feckan would touch you with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot pole covered in hand sanitizer.

538 I have a small errand for you. Go to the first page and pm every Feckanist explaining that the thread is alive, and their roles. Tell them to check the thread if they're not sure or pm me if they have questions.

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:51 am

I will always be around to be spanking you as your ferker mother.