Conquer Club

Good thing too, it distracts you from the fact that the post actually made no sense. Too late to edit now though.

The1exile wrote:Good thing too, it distracts you from the fact that the post actually made no sense. Too late to edit now though.

I never pay attention to content anyway.

Norse,have you spat your dummy out. i think during the weekend when we have more time to organise would be better. we can decide who`s in and who`s out. a few young pups won`t be to bad.

Hello Gentlemen,

Mustard kindly sent me an Invite by mail but i can see that there may need to be a vote on membership... hehe question is: who votes if the members are not decided yet? hmm a riddle wrapped in a paradox, placed in the arsehole of a badger.

Anyway.. if your aim is to bring creativity where there was once the insipid echo of staid and witless rebuke. To impart humour where there was only the sniff a smile on the simpering lips of an uncertain schoolboy.
If your sport is the massaging of entertainment from a self-congratulating reservoir of arrogance and hackneyed mimicry ....?

Then… then I shall consider your quest with great interest.

Seems to me old hatch should be credited with coining the phrase Pleasant Chaps...

jiminski wrote:Hello Gentlemen,

Mustard kindly sent me an Invite by mail but i can see that there may need to be a vote on membership... hehe question is: who votes if the members are not decided yet? hmm a riddle wrapped in a paradox, placed in the arsehole of a badger.

Anyway.. if your aim is to bring creativity where there was once the insipid echo of staid and witless rebuke. To impart humour where there was only the sniff a smile on the simpering lips of an uncertain schoolboy.
If your sport is the massaging of entertainment from a self-congratulating reservoir of arrogance and hackneyed mimicry ....?

Then… then I shall consider your quest with great interest.

I'm the one that suggested you, old chap.

Well I think everybody knows that both myself and Norse are in favour of Jim's membership. I'm going to hazard a guess that other people are too, and declare you a part of our altruistic brotherhood (the aims of which you have just so eloquently stated) should you be happy to accept our invitation.

I just hope that statement doesn't cause an eruption of serious business and forum drama.

Hatchman wrote:Seems to me old hatch should be credited with coining the phrase Pleasant Chaps...

Yeah... Why's that then? Credit's currently resting with BK I think. Feel free to post links to prove your case though.

Welcome Jim!

I am norse, one of the learned elders of pleasentness

We here at the pleasent chap are a secret collective of organised Flaming. In years to come, many conspiracy theorists will believe that we were behind JFK's assassanation, and behind the 9/11 attacks.

Behold Jiminski, you are now proclaimed "Minister of the order of pleasentness"!

I salute you, brother.

Norse wrote:Welcome Jim!

I am norse, one of the learned elders of pleasentness

We here at the pleasent chap are a secret collective of organised Flaming. In years to come, many conspiracy theorists will believe that we were behind JFK's assassanation, and behind the 9/11 attacks.

Behold Jiminski, you are now proclaimed "Minister of the order of pleasentness"!

I salute you, brother.

yeah, totally

Norse wrote:Welcome Jim!

I am norse, one of the learned elders of pleasentness

We here at the pleasent chap are a secret collective of organised Flaming. In years to come, many conspiracy theorists will believe that we were behind JFK's assassanation, and behind the 9/11 attacks.

Behold Jiminski, you are now proclaimed "Minister of the order of pleasentness"!

I salute you, brother.

What about Elvis and Bigfoot?

diddle wrote:

Norse wrote:Welcome Jim!

I am norse, one of the learned elders of pleasentness

We here at the pleasent chap are a secret collective of organised Flaming. In years to come, many conspiracy theorists will believe that we were behind JFK's assassanation, and behind the 9/11 attacks.

Behold Jiminski, you are now proclaimed "Minister of the order of pleasentness"!

I salute you, brother.

yeah, totally

THIS is a true example of ENVY!!!!

Anarkistsdream wrote:

diddle wrote:

Norse wrote:Welcome Jim!

I am norse, one of the learned elders of pleasentness

We here at the pleasent chap are a secret collective of organised Flaming. In years to come, many conspiracy theorists will believe that we were behind JFK's assassanation, and behind the 9/11 attacks.

Behold Jiminski, you are now proclaimed "Minister of the order of pleasentness"!

I salute you, brother.

yeah, totally

THIS is a true example of ENVY!!!!

yes, completely, in fact, the tears currently dripping down my face are a symbol of how utterly gutted i am

Norse wrote:Welcome Jim!

I am norse, one of the learned elders of pleasentness

We here at the pleasent chap are a secret collective of organised Flaming. In years to come, many conspiracy theorists will believe that we were behind JFK's assassanation, and behind the 9/11 attacks.

Behold Jiminski, you are now proclaimed "Minister of the order of pleasentness"!

I salute you, brother.

I thought the Government was behind 9/11?

Titanic wrote:

Norse wrote:Welcome Jim!

I am norse, one of the learned elders of pleasentness

We here at the pleasent chap are a secret collective of organised Flaming. In years to come, many conspiracy theorists will believe that we were behind JFK's assassanation, and behind the 9/11 attacks.

Behold Jiminski, you are now proclaimed "Minister of the order of pleasentness"!

I salute you, brother.

I thought the Government was behind 9/11?

apparently not

Steady as you go Diddle. Beware the green eyed monster which mocks the meat it feeds on.

Now shoo. If you're interested in casting petty aspersions about then head over to Flame Wars and get to it. But we grow bored of your cowardly spam-sniping and are not currently in the business recruiting 'idle-irritants'.

But please rest assurred, should we ever require somebody to fill that position, then we'll be sure to call you.

woah woah norse. i thought this was a democracy. we dont just declare people as minister of pleasentness!

firth4eva wrote:woah woah norse. i thought this was a democracy. we dont just declare people as minister of pleasentness!

Well, You don't, I do.

It's democracy, you know.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Steady as you go Diddle. Beware the green eyed monster which mocks the meat it feeds on.

Now shoo. If you're interested in casting petty aspersions about then head over to Flame Wars and get to it. But we grow bored of your cowardly spam-sniping and are not currently in the business recruiting 'idle-irritants'.

But please rest assurred, should we ever require somebody to fill that position, then we'll be sure to call you.

why thankyou, and i will now go make my peace with god

diddle wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Steady as you go Diddle. Beware the green eyed monster which mocks the meat it feeds on.

Now shoo. If you're interested in casting petty aspersions about then head over to Flame Wars and get to it. But we grow bored of your cowardly spam-sniping and are not currently in the business recruiting 'idle-irritants'.

But please rest assurred, should we ever require somebody to fill that position, then we'll be sure to call you.

why thankyou, and i will now go make my peace with god

some advice
he prefers it from behind

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Hatchman wrote:Seems to me old hatch should be credited with coining the phrase Pleasant Chaps...

Yeah... Why's that then? Credit's currently resting with BK I think. Feel free to post links to prove your case though.

I started a thread called pleasant chap ages ago, which is where BK got it.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... highlight=

A link to this disputed display of creativity would be much appreciated.

hatchman wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Hatchman wrote:Seems to me old hatch should be credited with coining the phrase Pleasant Chaps...

Yeah... Why's that then? Credit's currently resting with BK I think. Feel free to post links to prove your case though.

I started a thread called pleasant chap ages ago, which is where BK got it.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... highlight=

I remember you!!

You are the sloppy one, who liked my abuse.

Whoa shit, the vulnerable type?

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23177

Click the link....some fairly amusing dialogue.

Yes Norse it is I

Thanks for fixing the link.