Conquer Club

I resurect the hill using alcemic powers in 14 spatial dimensions simultaneously...

11/14 My Hill

3/14 the hill to ...

...to Pyro! I then incinerate your 11/14 and claim the now, much smaller hill

MY HILL!

I kill you. And I celebrate that this thread has more of my post than any other thread on CC.



My celebration hill!

I plant dynamite in your hill and you get killed from the explosions.
My Hill!

I stab you in the throat because I have more posts in this thread than you do over all.


My hill of celebration.

I suicide bomb the hill but live.

My hill

I throw acid on you and you melt into a pile of goo!


My hill


BTW I got a new sig.

You slip up on your goo and I come back to life and suck u up in a vacuum cleaner

My Hill

I slash you with a sword and you have to go to the hospital...
My Hill!

I watch...

















































....... still fighting.....





















ah you both got killed I walk up and bolt my shoes to the hill, MINE

your shoes are bolted to the hill and thus you can't turn around and I Pyro once again, come up behind someone (you), and Call of Duty 4 style, knife someone (you) in the heart

MY HILL!

I use my knack to "unmake" your call of duty style knife. You fall down in grief sobbing like a little baby. One tap of my boot and you roll down just like Jack. Jill, desperately lonely after losing Jack, finds you and, now that you are no longer carrying that big scary knife, and being touched by your childlike fragile state, procedes to fornicate your brains out until you don't know where you are, or where the hill is.

My Hill

I shoot above poster 40,000,000 (40 million) times, and make sure he/she can't get up, then I walk to the top of the hill. MY HILL!

I remove the illusion charm from your eyes, whereupon you realize the corpse you have shot 40,000,000 times and kicked for good measure is in fact, your childhood pet, Wiskers the cat. Grief stricken, you try to shoot yourself, but you are out of bullets. In an act of kindness, I give you cartridge, but, alas, you put barrel in mouth, pull trigger, and - it's a blank. You die of heart attack.

My Hill.

I get several hundred people to sing annoying songs to disturb you. You get so annoyed that you have to go down the hill to the store and get ear muffs.
My Hill!

I appear in a giant robot suit and smash the bejeezuz out of you and the hill. I pick up your paralyzed corpse and throw it away.

My hill.

gdeangel comes back with his ear muffs and a minigun. He shoot you to death.
gdeangel's hill

Not my style. I simply wait for Borox to be consumed by his megadeus. Then I retake the hill... but wait, nobody got rid of the singers, and it's just so awful I can't take it - even with the earmuffs. I find joodoo's long lost twin brother, also named joodoo, and get him to tell the singers to stop. Whereup, in gratitude, I give the hill to him.

Joodoo's hill.

My long lost brother pray to the almighty gods

Wait a few minutes...

I come back and both of you are struck down with meteors. I wait for the hill to cool down before calmly walking up. In an act of compassion I bury what is left of both of you in a nearby graveyard.

My hill

but little do you know that while you were burying them, I snuck up the hill and created a foxhole, so when you're back was turned I...........came up behind you and, Call-of-Duty-4-style, knife you

MY HILL!

I respawn and snipe you from a distance. I slowly make my way towards the hill.

Soon to be My Hill

I take the hill while you are slowly walking towards it.

My Hill.

I dig out the bottom of the hill, hoping to burst through the top in due course

MY TUNNEL

Regardless of you tunnel, you have not taken control of the hill.

So Still My Hill