king of the hill

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:19 pm

I sneak in the food supply, and anihilate everything on the hill including you, my hill

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:40 pm

You also annihilated the hill in the process, realizing there is no hill, you go home and weep. Meanwhile, the hill regenerates and I claim it for myself.

MY HILL!!!

michaelthefinn · Post by **michaelthefinn** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:48 pm

I sneak up the hill while your napping andtie a tiny string to every hair in your body then I yank them all at once I then proceed to create a moat, landmine field, anti air weaponry and poison gas area around the hill. I farm my own supplies on the hill

My Hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:50 pm

I turn into a human bomb and self-destruct destroying the hill.

Your rubble.

edmundomcpot · Post by **edmundomcpot** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:28 am

as the hill regenerates..michealthefinn is squashed underneath it i quickly infect the hill with high nuclear radtion...no-ones hill...i go back to my cotage far far away

michaelthefinn · Post by **michaelthefinn** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:06 pm

the radiation from the hill revives and mutates my dead body into a super assasin monster thing

my radioactive hill

edmundomcpot · Post by **edmundomcpot** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:31 pm

you rely on the hill to survive...i tempt you away and without being fed raidiation you shriivel up and die

my hill...not that im living on it

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:07 pm

I come back to life miraculously. don't ask me I don't even understand it. I see the radioactive hill and climb up it.

My radioactive hill.

*a little while later, my autopsy shows that I died of radiation poisoning.*

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:17 pm

I put a trip bomb in it and i am picked up by a helocpter and taken to saftey.... soooo whoever touches the hill will dies in an explosian.

My hill!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:20 pm

what's the point of taking a hill if you aren't going to stay on it?

Sorry just had to come up from hell to say that.

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:21 pm

i get the navy seals and they disarm the bomb, then they kill you, then i order them to commit suicide, then i build 100 other hills, so if you kick me off 1, i go to the others

my 101 hills!

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:21 pm

because i like to see people blow up.

my hill

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:23 pm

but they didnt disarm the bomb because when they touched the hill or bomb it blew up.. soooo ur dead

i plant another bomb...

my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:26 pm

Sam Jam wrote:i get the navy seals and they disarm the bomb, then they kill you, then i order them to commit suicide, then i build 100 other hills, so if you kick me off 1, i go to the others

my 101 hills!

While you are busy on one hill, I come back to life miraculously once again and secretly destroy your other one hundred hills. I then go up to your hill with my army which I acquired by accepting my role as king and get you to bring out your entire army. While you are busy with my army, I sneak through the back entrance into Mt. Doom where I drop the ring of power into its flames killing you and causing the hill to crumble.

noone's hill.

*Now for the drawn out, unnecessary ending*

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:28 pm

:*Chorus*: Lalalalalalalalala

my hill

edmundomcpot · Post by **edmundomcpot** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:05 pm

the time vortex i set up earlier collapses on us and everthing thats going to happen in the future and whats already happend happens now....consequently the whole planet is destroyed

i see a hill on mars...my martian hill

michaelthefinn · Post by **michaelthefinn** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:07 pm

evil, radioactive things cannot be killed they just come back again after a short period of timeand neither the hill nor I are exceptions we both come back, more evil, more powerfull and more glowing radioactive green than before using the hill as my minion we kill and the hill absorbs you becoming more powerfull. The hill then fuses with the martian hill gainin the power to travel through space. We then go off to create a society of evil radioactive things somewhere in the Universe

My Hill!!!!

edmundomcpot · Post by **edmundomcpot** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:08 pm

michaelthefinn wrote: somewhere in the world

My Hill!!!!

the worlds gone..i blew it up

michaelthefinn · Post by **michaelthefinn** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:11 pm

*i edited my last post when you posted before me but anyway ill repeat, now with new stuff*

evil, radioactive things cannot be killed they just come back again after a short period of timeand neither the hill nor I are exceptions we both come back, more evil, more powerfull and more glowing radioactive green than before using the hill as my minion we kill and the hill absorbs you becoming more powerfull. The hill then fuses with the martian hill gainin the power to travel through space. We then go off to create a society of evil radioactive things somewhere in the Universe

My Hill!!!!

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:12 pm

THE HILLS HAVE EYES!!

my hill again

michaelthefinn · Post by **michaelthefinn** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:14 pm

didnt actually understand why you took the hill back but still I become angered and murder you, dismember your body and then throw everything into the center of whichever planet we are in

My hill

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:56 pm

but u murdered what u thought was me but it was my twin broter and I come and kill you and if u have a twin borher or any brother them also...

MY HILL

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:02 pm

Before his body has a chance to regenerate. I put him in a leaded room. In there he is unable to regenerate and remains dead. Tragically I accidently shoot UCA dead and in his honor, use the hill as a monument to him.

His monument.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:14 pm

and i accidently come back from the dead and kill you and die again...

MY monument

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:16 pm

Now we are in a death match in the darkest part of Hell in a grudge match while some smarter person just walks up the hill and takes it.