Conquer Club

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:@AoG: Richard Renal'dinger, is that you?

You got the first name right

I always thought you were a dick.


I always wipe the toilet seat before sitting down, no matter where I am.

DAZMCFC wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:@AoG: Richard Renal'dinger, is that you?

You got the first name right

I always thought you were a dick.


I always wipe the toilet seat before sitting down, no matter where I am.

even at your own home?

secret: I like to do drawings.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:@AoG: Richard Renal'dinger, is that you?

You got the first name right

I always thought you were a dick.


I always wipe the toilet seat before sitting down, no matter where I am.

even at your own home?

secret: I like to do drawings.

yes, it's just a habit. I know it's clean, but.


I've slept naked since I was 12.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:@AoG: Richard Renal'dinger, is that you?

You got the first name right

I always thought you were a dick.


I always wipe the toilet seat before sitting down, no matter where I am.

even at your own home?

secret: I like to do drawings.

Do you at least wear a condom?

I have 2 teddy bears, both which I won at Hershey Park two years ago because I'm that awesome at those stupid little games. One is called Hersh McGursh and the other doesn't have a name because it's not as cool as Hersh.

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:@AoG: Richard Renal'dinger, is that you?

You got the first name right

I always thought you were a dick.


I always wipe the toilet seat before sitting down, no matter where I am.

even at your own home?

secret: I like to do drawings.

Do you at least wear a condom?

I have 2 teddy bears, both which I won at Hershey Park two years ago because I'm that awesome at those stupid little games. One is called Hersh McGursh and the other doesn't have a name because it's not as cool as Hersh.

A condom? of course not! Condoms interfere with my ability to draw properly. can't exactly feel where I'm dipping and dabbing

I always wear a condom for sex...


...but not where you might think!

Spongebob is my most quoted television show of all time.

"IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY BRAIN YOU DIDN'T HAVE, I'D HAVE ONE DOLLAR"

I asked this sexy gRrRl that I work with on a date about a week ago. She didn't say anything back....

Now all my friends are making fun of me because I got rejected by a single mom with a lazy eye.

The think of it is, is that I believe she is the smartest girl there. And apparently that is accurate. I love intelligent woman.

Juan_Bottom wrote:I asked this sexy gRrRl that I work with on a date about a week ago. She didn't say anything back....

Now all my friends are making fun of me because I got rejected by a single mom with a lazy eye.

The think of it is, is that I believe she is the smartest girl there. And apparently that is accurate. I love intelligent woman.

That's tough Juan buddy. My heart goes out to you dude, but perhaps you are interpreting it wrong. Perhaps she thinks you only asked her out because you felt sorry for the single mom with the lazy eye. So she got you before you could get her.

So she's a sexy single mom with a lazy eye?

Not sexy, intelligent man. Get with the program AoG

She outsmarted him

I'm lost, whatever. Just really pissed because the Penguins are shitting the bed pretty badly.

Army of GOD wrote:I'm lost, whatever. Just really pissed because the Penguins are shitting the bed pretty badly.

LES HABITANTS!!!!

Boston's down 1 - 0

Army of GOD wrote:So she's a sexy single mom with a lazy eye?

OMG Yes. If you saw her, you would fight me to the death just to have the chance to mutter "hi" as she ignored you and walked on by.

Red hair, Blue Eyes, Perfect Teeth, Soft White Skin, Athletic!

notyou2 wrote:Not sexy, intelligent man.

She is sharp as a tack too. I only like smart girls.

notyou2 wrote: That's tough Juan buddy. My heart goes out to you dude, but perhaps you are interpreting it wrong. Perhaps she thinks you only asked her out because you felt sorry for the single mom with the lazy eye. So she got you before you could get her.

I wish that I thought that were the case. I think she just wants to be a mom right now. She really loves her little one... And that is something that I can completely respect.

notyou2 wrote:Boston's down 1 - 0

How is that a secret?

She secretly roots for Boston...........?

notyou2 wrote:She secretly roots for Boston...........?

I'm going to pretend that by "She" you mean Army of GOD, because that makes me smile.

I meant Juan's fantasy girlfriend, but if you want to fantasize that AoG secretly roots for Boston, that's OK by me.


DEFENCE BOSTON!!!!!!

Army of GOD wrote:COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK

See? Boston Black and Gold. Got a female Bruins fan on our hands here.

BRUINS! BRUINS! BRUINS! BRUINS!

Army of GOD wrote:BRUINS! BRUINS! BRUINS! BRUINS!

QFT

Here's a secret. I found AoG's homepage

http://redneck414.tripod.com/

MONTREAL MONTREAL MONTREAL MONTREAL MONTREAL!!!!!!

GO BRONCOS