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Post by Norse »

This whipping/orgy session isn't very practical.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
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Post by DirtyDishSoap »

do you know french?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Oui, je jouer au foot. J'habite en angleterre, en mon nom est norse.

nic-nic?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
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Post by DirtyDishSoap »

ya i still dont see how thats the language of love, but i'll learn it anyways
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Nah, but I wasn't saying anything particularly sexy though.

German is the language of cold hard sex though.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
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Post by DirtyDishSoap »

actually im suppose to take some type of foriegn language class to go to college...A german class as a magnet program would be best...Thanks Norse for reminding me lol
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Norse wrote:Oui, je jouer au foot. J'habite en angleterre, en mon nom est norse.

nic-nic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNLXdQ_OmHo

Talk some more... :lol:
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Norse wrote:Nah, but I wasn't saying anything particularly sexy though.

German is the language of cold hard sex though.
Russian is the language of bondage.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Yes that's right my good man, a one-way ticket to Moscow if you will, post haste!



Oops, typed that into the wrong Firefox window...
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Norse wrote:This whipping/orgy session isn't very practical.
why not? I'm in a relationship...not dead!..LOL
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I dunno...russian birds are "clingy"....

I'm sticking to my germans thankyou very much.
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Norse wrote:I dunno...russian birds are "clingy"....

I'm sticking to my germans thankyou very much.
what about Canadians? ;)
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Post by cena-rules »

i love me some canadian women
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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cena-rules wrote:i love me some canadian women
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Post by griffin_slayer »

clapper, does this sound like something you would do?

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job.
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
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umm maybe if I were a guy and was desperate?!...LOL
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Post by b.k. barunt »

Smooth griffin, very smooth - "how to score with chicks by telling them dirty jokes" - amazing. Since this isn't flame wars, i won't go into graphic detail as to what a mind numbing n00b you are, but then i guess it's kind of self explanatory.


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Post by bedub1 »

Hey! I live in Las Vegas! Don't joke about my city....
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Post by Norse »

clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:This whipping/orgy session isn't very practical.
why not? I'm in a relationship...not dead!..LOL
Hehe, that has given me a big rubbery one.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
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Post by Norse »

clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:I dunno...russian birds are "clingy"....

I'm sticking to my germans thankyou very much.
what about Canadians? ;)
You'll do for me..honey buns, as long as you have them pert firm titties and buttocks...

I believe it is time for you to do this please..

:-^ (without the music)


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oh my how this thread has become R-rated ;)
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Post by Norse »

Have you ever considered a move to England? :D
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Norse wrote:Have you ever considered a move to England? :D

no can't say as I have ;)
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clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:Have you ever considered a move to England? :D

no can't say as I have ;)
Please think about it, I have a large meaty treat waiting for you...
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Norse wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:Have you ever considered a move to England? :D

no can't say as I have ;)
Please think about it, I have a large meaty treat waiting for you...
well hun shouldn't this be in the bad girls thread?
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