You were just kidding about this part, right?vtmarik wrote: I mean, why wait for him to bring up another gem like this?
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JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
can i ask where doctor azzacove is from? as a communist does he work for a communist government? because after what i know about the soviet union and north korea i don't trust communist governments as far as i can throw themjay_a2j wrote:"As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of hell!"
Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."
"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."
"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
Whether Dr Azzacove is a communist or not is irrelevant - that bit is just stuck into the story by people to try and make the story sound more convincing. I don't know if you're aware of this, but (most) Marxists were/are atheist - so the point the story is trying to make is that even a COMMUNIST was convinced they'd found hell, so it MUST be true. See?mr. incrediball wrote:
can i ask where doctor azzacove is from? as a communist does he work for a communist government? because after what i know about the soviet union and north korea i don't trust communist governments as far as i can throw them
probably trying to scare the people into falling in line.
This isn't about the power of God, you claim that a limb regeneration actually happened! This goes far beyond whether or not God can do something, since this would be God actually doing something tangible that can be observed and yet the only people who talk about it are the two missionaries who "saw" it happen.jay_a2j wrote:Yupper! I'm a crazy nutjob. How dare I have the faith in God that believes He can do ANYTHING?! Now which is the greater miracle? A limb regenerating? The Red Sea parting? Lazareth being raised from the dead? Walking on water? Turning water into wine? Shadrak, Meshak and Abednigo surviving a firey furnace? Manna falling from Heaven? Water from a rock? Yeah VT I'm completely out of my mind. Either that, or maybe just faith almost the size of a mustard seed. Now I will go back to my padded room with the other crazies.
That's pretty much my stance on the matter too, vt. If the rest of you are telling jay he's a nutjob because he believes that an all-powerful being is somehow limited in its power, then I think you've lost some credibility yourselves. But what vt said is perfectly reasonable. I trust that more people on this forum but one would have heard of the incident if it even has a slight chance of having happened.vtmarik wrote:This isn't about the power of God, you claim that a limb regeneration actually happened! This goes far beyond whether or not God can do something, since this would be God actually doing something tangible that can be observed and yet the only people who talk about it are the two missionaries who "saw" it happen.jay_a2j wrote:Yupper! I'm a crazy nutjob. How dare I have the faith in God that believes He can do ANYTHING?! Now which is the greater miracle? A limb regenerating? The Red Sea parting? Lazareth being raised from the dead? Walking on water? Turning water into wine? Shadrak, Meshak and Abednigo surviving a firey furnace? Manna falling from Heaven? Water from a rock? Yeah VT I'm completely out of my mind. Either that, or maybe just faith almost the size of a mustard seed. Now I will go back to my padded room with the other crazies.
If a limb regenerated, it would be front page news across the world. Political pundits would be pointing to it and waving it in the face of their secular-progessive enemies saying "HA! See? God does exist!" and church attendance would skyrocket to unimaginable levels.
I never said it was outside of God's power to do it, I merely said that if it did indeed occur, there'd be a lot more talk about it than two missionaries who claim to be the sole witnesses to the event.
So yes Jay, you have lost some credibility now having switched your story again from a regeneration actually occurring to just the fact that God has the power to regenerate a person's limb.
vtmarik wrote: This isn't about the power of God, you claim that a limb regeneration actually happened!
If a limb regenerated, it would be front page news across the world. Political pundits would be pointing to it and waving it in the face of their secular-progessive enemies saying "HA! See? God does exist!" and church attendance would skyrocket to unimaginable levels.
I never said it was outside of God's power to do it, I merely said that if it did indeed occur, there'd be a lot more talk about it than two missionaries who claim to be the sole witnesses to the event.
So yes Jay, you have lost some credibility now having switched your story again from a regeneration actually occurring to just the fact that God has the power to regenerate a person's limb.
JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
Well, He never hid his miracles in the Bible, so why would He start now?jay_a2j wrote:So what are you saying? That God has the power to do it but hasn't because you didn't read about in the NY Times? Is it not possible that since God is all powerful He can regenerate a limb AND keep it on the down low? You are saying because I haven't heard of it, it must be false. Its not that it happened, Its that God can do it and if He chose to He could keep it out of the papers.
Are you saying that if someone witnessed proof of God that they would continue to say that there is no God? The reason that many athiests are athiests is because there is no earthly evidence. If there was I guarantee that you'd see a good number of athiests going to Church."Blessed is he who believes without seeing". And even if it were front page news, I don't think it would have the effect you are describing. People would still refuse to believe or they would believe the miracle and still reject God.
So, since I'm a skeptic all of my claims and concerns are thus invalidated? Am I reading this right?I never switched "the story". VT you are a proven skeptic. If you walked into any Bible believing church and spent enuff time there you would hear of alot more testimony that you "wouldn't believe".
OnlyAmbrose wrote:Actually vt, Jesus DID instruct the people he performed miracles on to keep their healings a secret.
They just didn't.
Anyhow, I acknowledge that it would be well within God's power to regenerate a limb and keep it on the DL. Has it happened? I don't know. COULD it happen? As I said before, with enough faith I could make the mountains stand up and move... but I'm such a doubting Thomas that I don't think it's within my capacity to do much of anything miraculous
But jay, let's not overemphasize what could very well be folk tales. I honestly don't think it matters whether or not someone's limb was regenerated.
What matters is that we believe that which Thomas doubted- that Jesus died and rose again. Whether or not someone's limb regenerated is of little consequence compared to that.
JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
I should stay out of these things but...vtmarik wrote: Well, He never hid his miracles in the Bible, so why would He start now?
Are you saying that if someone witnessed proof of God that they would continue to say that there is no God? The reason that many athiests are athiests is because there is no earthly evidence. If there was I guarantee that you'd see a good number of athiests going to Church."Blessed is he who believes without seeing". And even if it were front page news, I don't think it would have the effect you are describing. People would still refuse to believe or they would believe the miracle and still reject God.
How could they, if you saw it and believed it happened for real as opposed to an illusion you couldn't help yourself. You'd become worse than Jay telling everyone you could. All the time you were not eating or asleep you'd talk about it.OnlyAmbrose wrote:Actually vt, Jesus DID instruct the people he performed miracles on to keep their healings a secret.
They just didn't.
I'm not condemning the people who shared their experiences, I'm simply saying that Jesus didn't go paint his name on a billboard, and specifically asked otherwise.2dimes wrote:How could they, if you saw it and believed it happened for real as opposed to an illusion you couldn't help yourself. You'd become worse than Jay telling everyone you could. All the time you were not eating or asleep you'd talk about it.OnlyAmbrose wrote:Actually vt, Jesus DID instruct the people he performed miracles on to keep their healings a secret.
They just didn't.
"I saw it with my own eyes, his fingers where all twisted and mangled, then he was healed!!"
Or that it really didnt happen and enough time had past that nobody could prove otherwise. Hence more "I have heard testimony" copouts again.OnlyAmbrose wrote:And yes, Jay, the resurrection was indeed quiet for a good amount of time. That's because it didn't immediately effect people's lives like the miracles did.

are registered trademarks of Backglass Heavy Industries.But unlike the "testimony" of someone whose arm apparently grew back, this "testimony" grew into one of the largest Churches this earth has ever seen. There is, of course, a great leap of faith in believing that Jesus rose from the dead, but it's the most important leap anyone ever needs to make, unlike believing that someone's arm grew back.Backglass wrote:Or that it really didnt happen and enough time had past that nobody could prove otherwise. Hence more "I have heard testimony" copouts again.OnlyAmbrose wrote:And yes, Jay, the resurrection was indeed quiet for a good amount of time. That's because it didn't immediately effect people's lives like the miracles did.
Mirak wrote:That's right...ignore awkward questionsjay_a2j wrote:OA there is really no need to respond to backglass. It is futile.
btw I miss the dancing bear
JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.