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Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:15 pm**

nope
TPBM is watching Office Space on Comedy Central right now

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:19 pm**

clearly no.

TPBM is a musician in a band.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:25 pm**

was.

TPBM can't play any instrument

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:26 pm**

lies, i sing, play bassoon, guitar and piano

TPBM is a multi.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:34 pm**

Nope

TPBM was just the victim of a hit and run involving honey and a large quantity of bees. :twisted:

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:36 pm**

OH GOD!! THE PAIN! WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

TPBM was a witness.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:37 pm**

of wat
TPBM is a jerk

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:38 pm**

no you moron.

TPBM is dead.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:38 pm**

i try not to be, but if i come off as one... :roll:

TPBM was part of an exorcism.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 8:16 pm**

No, can't say I was.... wait a minute.... you might actually be able to say that.

The person below me loves Jesus!

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 8:20 pm**

pff, hell no!

TPBM is an atheist.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 8:21 pm**

not at all.

TPBM is Jewish

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 8:22 pm**

see above post

TPBM loves Sweet Tarts.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 8:59 pm**

Now You've got me hungry!

TPBM is being put into an asylum for an unfortunate event in class in which they got into a rather large argument with their imaginary friends

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:00 pm**

almost happened once, but i think i'm ok now.

TPBM thinks wikipedia should be an allowable citation on a bibliography.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:00 pm**

Have you met my pal Harvey?

TPBM likes Jimmy Stewart.

EDIT: Yes.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:03 pm**

who the hell is that?!

TPBM enjoys reading about Quantum Physics.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:05 pm**

paranoid-android wrote:who the hell is that?!

TPBM enjoys reading about Quantum Physics.

He's a movie actor from the 50's. And look at the post a little ways up.

TPBM will be fastposted/has fastposted me.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:06 pm**

can't say i have, but it mighta happened tonite, what with my spamming and all.

TPBM is a knight of spamalot.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:19 pm**

No, but I used to hang out there a lot.

TPBM just got their 200th post.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:21 pm**

no

TPBM has one nut

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 9:27 pm**

no, last time i check, which was 5 seconds ago.

TPBM is a cross-dresser.

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 11:24 pm**

No. But some crosses might prefer to wear clothes.

TPBM groped Minnie Mouse at Disneyland and then got beat up by Mickey.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 12:13 am**

"Or" would've been correct but not "and"...

TPBM can only orgasm when wearing a costume...

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 12:25 am**

nope.

TPBM got stabed by a sword weilding manaic.

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