Conquer Club

ScottS wrote:You guys are planning on playing round 6, right?

Yeah yeah, I'm very busy nobling someone right now.

Donkey wrote:

Bogusbet wrote:I'm wasting no more time on you.

Seems you're a liar too. Next time you say you're going to do something, you may want to follow through.

Oh yeah - Just because your mom tells you you're funny, doesn't mean you are.

Bogusbet wrote:Loser

You do run an appropriate signature though.

I do not consider having you on tilt a waste of time. You think about me all day.

Making up so many "witty comebacks" "funny replies" and "look at me having a Stache Ride around these forums" type posts that only you and your fucktard clanmates would remotely find funny.

What a Donkey. You should go share a beer with Mr Paranoia, What, me Worry? and get a footrub from Hendy.

Yes yes, you enjoy browbeating people and have manners worse than my dog. Move along now.

Your members started a little clan war, jumped into games with insults and you then get all high and mighty when we give a little back.

What a load of arseholes.

Oh, and holding Europe 2 handed is another winning tactic.

"Oh its all gone quiet over there, over there, OH OH it's all gone quiet over there!!"

*yawn*

ScottS wrote:*yeah we suck at this game and flaming, yawn, we need a little sleep after our 12 oz of Real Beer*

LOL

Bogusbet wrote:I do not consider having you on tilt a waste of time.

um... who's on tilt?

Donkey wrote:

Bogusbet wrote:I do not consider having you on tilt a waste of time.

um... who's on tilt?

Are you lot even trying to win this little challenge. Put some effort in chaps.

And dance puppets, dance.

You'd better go ask your little sister for some more material.

Donkey wrote:You'd better go ask your little sister for some more material.

Why do you want a new dress made? Or is it to shove up your bleeding arse after the gang bang at your next family reunion?

That's a little better.

Bogus - I think I can diagnose your problem right now.

I work on the drilling rigs in Northern Canada, so I get to meet all kinds of Assclowns such as you. The big head/ego wankers that think they have to be a tough guy all the time. I see that you're from the UK so I'm going to assume that you're both terribly ugly and have some serious dental issues. Those don't help with your lack of confidence, but they aren't the root of the problem.

You are suffering from one (or both) of two things:

-You have been blessed with a very small penis.
-You're parents didn't love you.

I think it's probably both, but didn't want your self esteem to drop any lower. Give the Hospital a try; they might be able to convince you that things will be alright.

Come on give Daddy a hug.

And love your Sister.....

Donkey wrote:That's a little better.

Bogus - I think I can diagnose your problem right now.

I work on the drilling rigs in Northern Canada, so I get to meet all kinds of Assclowns such as you. The big head/ego wankers that think they have to be a tough guy all the time. I see that you're from the UK so I'm going to assume that you're both terribly ugly and have some serious dental issues. Those don't help with your lack of confidence, but they aren't the root of the problem.

You are suffering from one (or both) of two things:

-You have been blessed with a very small penis.
-You're parents didn't love you.

I think it's probably both, but didn't want your self esteem to drop any lower. Give the Hospital a try; they might be able to convince you that things will be alright.

OK quit hitting on me you big tuff oily worker.

And see the lil bit in bold, made total sense....

Bogusbet wrote:

Donkey wrote:That's a little better.

Bogus - I think I can diagnose your problem right now.

I work on the drilling rigs in Northern Canada, so I get to meet all kinds of Assclowns such as you. The big head/ego wankers that think they have to be a tough guy all the time. I see that you're from the UK so I'm going to assume that you're both terribly ugly and have some serious dental issues. Those don't help with your lack of confidence, but they aren't the root of the problem.

You are suffering from one (or both) of two things:

-You have been blessed with a very small penis.
-You're parents didn't love you.

I think it's probably both, but didn't want your self esteem to drop any lower. Give the Hospital a try; they might be able to convince you that things will be alright.

OK quit hitting on me you big tuff oily worker.

And see the lil bit in bold, made total sense....

So the rest made sense then. I'm glad you understood some of it.

Donkey wrote:

Bogusbet wrote:

Donkey wrote:That's a little better.

Bogus - I think I can diagnose your problem right now.

I work on the drilling rigs in Northern Canada, so I get to meet all kinds of Assclowns such as you. The big head/ego wankers that think they have to be a tough guy all the time. I see that you're from the UK so I'm going to assume that you're both terribly ugly and have some serious dental issues. Those don't help with your lack of confidence, but they aren't the root of the problem.

You are suffering from one (or both) of two things:

-You have been blessed with a very small penis.
-You're parents didn't love you.

I think it's probably both, but didn't want your self esteem to drop any lower. Give the Hospital a try; they might be able to convince you that things will be alright.

OK quit hitting on me you big tuff oily worker.

And see the lil bit in bold, made total sense....

So the rest made sense then. I'm glad understood some of it.

I'm glad understood. Me not some know it bit.

Sorry Mrs.Bogusbet, I'll go back and make my corrections. Can I still get a gold star on my English test?

Donkey wrote:Sorry Mrs.Bogusbet, I'll go back and make my corrections. Can I still get a gold star on my English test?

The harder you try, the more stupid your posts make you look. Carry on son.

I'm going to go with.... your parents didn't love you.

Am I right?

ScottS wrote:I'm going to go with.... your parents didn't love you.

Am I right?

Nice, puppet number two shows.

Dance a jig together for me boys.

Bogusbet wrote:Nice, puppet number two shows.

Dance a jig together for me boys.

So how does the tough guy thing work out for you in real life?

Or do you only do it when you get to hide behind a computer?

ScottS wrote:

Bogusbet wrote:Nice, puppet number two shows.

Dance a jig together for me boys.

So how does the tough guy thing work out for you in real life?

Or do you only do it when you get to hide behind a computer?

Your assuming I'm tough. I hide behind a computer.

Can't we just be friends?

Heh.

I'm going to go with.... no.