jay_a2j wrote:But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."
Here's one for my profession:
The Human Resources Manager for a major company dies. At the pearly gates St Paul offers to strike a deal - "We have a special offer on this week. Don't come straight into heaven, instead, you can try Hell for a day and then make your mind up. If you prefer Hell...no hard feelings, but we want you to make the right choice for you."
What a great deal. A win, win situation. So, the HR Manager goes down to Hell. The Devil welcomes him into this most amazing land of luxury and opulence - beautiful scenery, food, wine, leisure facilities, nightclubs, the whole works. And, everyone is happy and having a fantastic time. In truth, the HR Manager finds it hard to leave at the end of his free evaluation day.
He arrives back up at the pearly gates and Paul asks him what he wants to do. "Well, it's a tough call," said the HR Manager. He can see, beyond Paul, the inside of heaven - lots of fluffy white clouds and angels playing harps. It looks quite nice, but a bit boring - nothing like the fantastic time he had in Hell. "I hope you're not offended," he said to Paul, "but I've decided to chose Hell, it was a fantastic experience and heaven is piss poor by comparison." "That's your decision," said Paul.
So, the HR Manager can't wait to get back to Hell. He arrives at Hades and the Devil welcomes him through the burning door...to a desolate, flame-scorched, barren landscape! The fiery winds blast across huge tracts of wasteland. People are huddled in ditches trying to protect themselves. There are sounds of wailing, crying and screams. It's as bad as it could possibly be.
The HR Manager turns to the Devil. "There must be some mistake," he said. "I was here only yesterday and it was beautiful. This must be the wrong place...did I come through the right door?" The Devil smiled and said, "You HR Managers are all the same. Yesterday was recruitment day."