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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:31 pm
by Coleman
What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:32 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Coleman wrote:What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex
Mine are slightly different
1 Wash my clothes and the towels and washclothes.
2 Stay the hell outta my kitchen, just let me cook and clean it myself.
3 Have sex before bed.
4 Don't complain that I am on my computer when you always choose what is on TV
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:32 pm
by 2dimes
Coleman wrote:What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich and serve it with beer once in a while.
3) Sex
FYP
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:35 pm
by Minister Masket
Itrade wrote:Every moose is different, Minister Masket, and it also depends on where you measure them.
But I'd say probably three times the circumference of a person at the waist, which I would say is 30 centimeters, so I'll say the circumference of a moose at the waist is 90 centimeters. Which is probably not true.
Ah, but according to Ask a Ninja, the answer is thus:
"It's Michael Palin with his head in a pie, times Douglas Adams squared"
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:35 pm
by legendkiller717
Coleman wrote:What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex
sounds extremely close to dave chapelle's stand up routine
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:36 pm
by legendkiller717
Sass wrote:Treeluvr87 wrote:joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?
Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...
Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't iguanas a reptile, therefore not an amphibian?
Janis
so right its hilarious
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:42 pm
by joecoolfrog
Sass wrote:Treeluvr87 wrote:joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?
Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...
Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't iguanas a reptile, therefore not an amphibian?
Janis
That was my original thought but as there are a few marine iguanas I thought I would let it pass
