Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:58 am
some of the best poetry is about prostitutes reallyGENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It didn't rhyme so well and it had to do with picking up a prostitute.
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Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:10 am
maybe when I finish the tournaments Im in we could, you know.... 
... get together and well speed freestyle a couple assdoodle games.
I think we need time apart...
no dont speak, just listen. Alright fine. lets just send PMS to each other, and get banned for spamming
... get together and well speed freestyle a couple assdoodle games.I think we need time apart...
no dont speak, just listen. Alright fine. lets just send PMS to each other, and get banned for spammingRe: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:29 am
Nice spoils, can i have them?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:38 pm
"Babe, want to go back to my place and terminate each other for points?"
--Andy
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:41 pm
I like the one I wrote for you better.AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, want to go back to my place and terminate each other for points?"
--Andy
though your previous entries were classic.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:06 pm
Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:29 pm
I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:33 pm
Hey baby, you seemed to have misunderstood my post. Why don't you come upstairs and I'll parse it for ya?AAFitz wrote:I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:31 pm
(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny)
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:09 pm
sully800 wrote:(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny) QFT
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
try: you think thetags are big enough for what i wanna post?[/color]
- Click image to enlarge.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:28 pm
I am no longer sorry.squishyg wrote:Hey baby, you seemed to have misunderstood my post. Why don't you come upstairs and I'll parse it for ya?AAFitz wrote:I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:33 pm
I dont know....sully800 wrote:(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny)
"Hey baby, wanna go upstairs and make some magic. Assdoodle."
Could just be me, but its still seems funny. Ill stop though. I may have contributed enough to this thread already anyways.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:52 pm
Shucks, and I thought I had a real shot with that one.AAFitz wrote:I am no longer sorry.squishyg wrote:Hey baby, you seemed to have misunderstood my post. Why don't you come upstairs and I'll parse it for ya?AAFitz wrote:I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:06 am
assdoodle. How about on the beginning of a sentence?
assdoodle. Hey wanna freestyle?
Nope, not the same.
well... shucks. feudal war.
assdoodle. Hey wanna freestyle?
Nope, not the same.
well... shucks. feudal war.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:03 am
Ora.sub wrote:sully800 wrote:(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny) QFT
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
try: you think thetags are big enough for what i wanna post?[/color]
- Click image to enlarge.
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. Heres the link:
- Click image to enlarge.
and this gave me an idea for Sullys inclusion in my group of quotes.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:37 am
hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:47 am
wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:49 am
AAFitz wrote:wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
incorrigible marauder!! Invading the Netherlands before the wetlands had had chance to bed-in!
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:56 am
Ok, I realize now that my haste in responding was not a good idea. It did not occur to me the number of ways this could be misinterpreted, and I can only say it was innocent when I typed it out.jiminski wrote:AAFitz wrote:wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
incorrigible marauder!! Invading the Netherlands before the wetlands had had chance to bed-in!
The whole idea of invading and defending is just wrong, and only an accidental side effect. I hate you for luring me into this one. What a disaster.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:01 am
AAFitz wrote:Ok, I realize now that my haste in responding was not a good idea. It did not occur to me the number of ways this could be misinterpreted, and I can only say it was innocent when I typed it out.jiminski wrote:AAFitz wrote:wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
incorrigible marauder!! Invading the Netherlands before the wetlands had had chance to bed-in!
The whole idea of invading and defending is just wrong, and only an accidental side effect. I hate you for luring me into this one. What a disaster.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:16 am
no worries Fitzy! .. i just took it on face value, i.e. nations with flat, deforested terrain are more susceptible to a full-frontal attack.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:39 am
Wanna see my black Jesus?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:18 pm
Being with you is like being in Flame Wars.
Things inevitably heat up, there's alot of swearing involved, and you'll make lots of enemies in the process!
Things inevitably heat up, there's alot of swearing involved, and you'll make lots of enemies in the process!
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:25 pm
"You know I hold the record for most longest game"
"Just look at all my children" ~Lack
"Just look at all my children" ~Lack
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:56 pm
lack once wrote:you know im the pimp of this site right?