One time, a few years ago, my mom was going shopping or something or other and I was going to call her cell phone to see if she could get something for me. As I called, her cell phone rings on the kitchen table. Me, not having common sense, picked up the cell phone: "Hello...hello? Is anyone there?". I call her cell phone again, and pick it up again "STOP CALLING!!"
It took me until my mom to come home to realize that I was answering and calling her phone myself.
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
1. In 6th grade (7 years ago), my friend's dad left me off the Little League Baseball all-star team because he thought I "fooled around" too much. I believe it was because my friend and I had a sports rivalry and he just wanted to sabotage me.
2. In 8th grade (5 years ago), in my Home and Careers class, I made an awesome blue and orange football with the letters "DEN" on it (DERP, DENVER BRONCOS) which I actually still sleep with. This kid had this wonderful idea to be an idiot and throw it around, causing the few inches of hand-sewn stitches to rip, which makes it so that the stuffing wants to pop-out. I still hate him to this day for it.
[quote="Army of GOD"] (7 years ago), (5 years ago), ...
grudges are something only the young can afford.
... and yet, we all seem to pay for such mistakes later.
I legitimately become sad if I have a good conversation with someone on Omegle.com and then they suddenly disconnect and/or refuse to add me on Facebook/MSN.
Back in High School, after a sporting event has finished and when the two teams line up to high five each other and we're supposed to say "good game", I would either:
1. Make a fist, his their open palm and say "turkey!"
2. Say "Go f*ck yourself" instead (under my breath, of course).
My friend and I were skiing and every time we went to the lift we would say "thank you" to the attendant that lined the chair up behind us. He never ever responded, so after awhile we would say "f*ck you".
