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Re: Logic Dictates that there IS a lackattack!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:26 pm
by Simon Viavant
Lackattack is a satanic imposter. The real messiah is the_lion. He was martyred for our sins. But then there was the glorious resurrection. Now there is Black Elk Speaks who some say is the next ressurection of the_lion, but others say is a False Prophet come from the Legions of the Banned.
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:27 pm
by owenshooter
how about doing your own work?-0
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:31 pm
by jnd94
owenshooter wrote:how about doing your own work?-0
Stunning. I should think about that more often.
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:34 pm
by jnd94
I was thinking along the lines of:
If you were to go to a shooting range, you'd be more likely to die in the food court than running through the range.
Something like that...
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:35 pm
by owenshooter
jnd94 wrote:owenshooter wrote:how about doing your own work?-0
Stunning. I should think about that more often.
do i get a writing credit? do i get my name on the final project? let me get this straight.
you want original jokes for a skit you are going to put your name on, and i get nothing
in return? you should go to school to become a producer.-0
Re: What size is your penis?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:39 pm
by DaGip
South Dakotans have the BIGGEST DICKS in the world!
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:39 pm
by jnd94
owenshooter wrote:jnd94 wrote:owenshooter wrote:how about doing your own work?-0
Stunning. I should think about that more often.
do i get a writing credit? do i get my name on the final project? let me get this straight.
you want original jokes for a skit you are going to put your name on, and i get nothing
in return? you should go to school to become a producer.-0
Yeah, something like that. Actually, exactly like that.
I would think a clever guy like you would want his stuff out there.
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:41 pm
by Jeff Hardy
owenshooter wrote:jnd94 wrote:owenshooter wrote:how about doing your own work?-0
Stunning. I should think about that more often.
do i get a writing credit? do i get my name on the final project? let me get this straight.
you want original jokes for a skit you are going to put your name on, and i get nothing
in return? you should go to school to become a producer.-0
i cant even remember the last time i did my own homework but it has my name on every time
Re: What size is your penis?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:41 pm
by mandyb
DaGip wrote:South Dakotans have the BIGGEST DICKS in the world!
And you may well be one of them gippy.

Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:42 pm
by owenshooter
jnd94 wrote:I was thinking along the lines of:
If you were to go to a shooting range, you'd be more likely to die in the food court than running through the range.
Something like that...
you should sell that to tina fey... genius... i am rolling on the floor laughing...-0
Re: whats you're favorit dice
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:45 pm
by Jeff Hardy
the red one with the 6 on it

Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:46 pm
by DaGip
I'm fat and I am offended by this thread...being fat is no laughing matter, and neither should you joke about fat people.
Re: whats you're favorit dice
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:46 pm
by frankiebee
To see that I won, 2-2-1 vs 1-1

Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:48 pm
by jnd94
see, I can tell you are a funny guy by nature.....surely you can put that sarcasm to good use

Re: The "mini" Not (Yet) Banned Forum
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:53 pm
by sheepofdumb
What's going on, eh?
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:53 pm
by The1exile
I would probably settle for a picture of a machine gun firing burgers or similar.
Re: What size is your penis?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:54 pm
by DaGip
mandyb wrote:DaGip wrote:South Dakotans have the BIGGEST DICKS in the world!
And you may well be one of them gippy.

Definitely not from South Dakota:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3g1t-QY ... re=related
Re: whats you're favorit dice
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:55 pm
by edsdad
I love them all the same,for I would not speak badly of the dice gods for fear of incurring their wrath,AGAIN ! Because the mighty dice goods see all and know all and will curse you with evil rolls for many moons.
Re: whats you're favorit dice
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:56 pm
by Simon Viavant
To discriminate and put one dice above others seems harmless, but studies have shown that things like that is a sympom of disriminating in real life and putting one gender, color, or religion above others. It might not even be a conscious decision, but it's inherently in your personality. You should seek professional help to learn to accept people and not make a blind distinction.
Re: What size is your penis?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:58 pm
by DaGip
This guy is definitely from South Dakota, dontchyaknow (just listen to that accent!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivymRS3iEZk
Re: whats you're favorit dice
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:03 pm
by Frigidus
I like the two white dice, because I am white.
Re: whats you're favorit dice
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:11 pm
by Dancing Mustard
I like the d4 that the zombie units roll with.
After that, my second favourite dice is the eight sided one that my space commander uses to roll with when attacking into moon territories or defending in the same.
Re: Subscribe to THIS YouTube Channel!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:12 pm
by DaGip
I highly recommend subscribing to this gentleman's YouTube Channel if you are concerned about the economy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpCQQ1An6JA
Re: Joke Needed!
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:13 pm
by Night Strike
Merging this one into the mini.
Re: whats you're favorit dice
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:14 pm
by pimpdave
Dancing Mustard wrote:I like the d4 that the zombie units roll with.
After that, my second favourite dice is the eight sided one that my space commander uses to roll with when attacking into moon territories or defending in the same.
Yes, those dice are all great, but nothing beats the 26 sided alphabet dice from "Scattegories".
