Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:29 pm
So I jsut had some peanut butter [5]
I once decided to fly [1]
I once decided to fly [1]
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:40 pm
Past a giant's eye (2)
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:40 pm
I sailed up to the sky(3)...
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:38 pm
3rd line shouldnt rhyme..
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:42 pm
I'll paraphrase:
I once decided to fly [1]
Past a great giant's eye (2)
Searching the heavens' (3)
Finding no Sev-Levens (4) (ok some creative spelling there...)
I once decided to fly [1]
Past a great giant's eye (2)
Searching the heavens' (3)
Finding no Sev-Levens (4) (ok some creative spelling there...)
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:52 pm
But at least I gave it a try. [5]
The day that dice were invented, [1]
The day that dice were invented, [1]
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:35 pm
my fury had to be vented.
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:02 pm
I slammed my face through a wall, [3]
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:39 pm
Ok, new limerick.
A man in the CC forums (1)
A man in the CC forums (1)
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:41 pm
had no way to show decorum
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:53 pm
C'mon now boys, one limerick at a time. 
The day that dice were invented, [1]
my fury had to be vented.
I slammed my face through a wall, [3]
And burst my eyeball, [4]
The day that dice were invented, [1]
my fury had to be vented.
I slammed my face through a wall, [3]
And burst my eyeball, [4]
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:29 am
and my comp said me email had been sented [5]
(seriously, choose better words, or when I start another one I'm gunna do orange)
I got stung by a bee [1]
(seriously, choose better words, or when I start another one I'm gunna do orange)
I got stung by a bee [1]
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:15 am
It was sore, that was plain to see, (2)
(Dibs on Purple or Silver
)
(Dibs on Purple or Silver
)Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:20 am
So i put on some cream (3)
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:43 am
Invited over my team [4]
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:08 am
and disturbed the one by fitz and me (5) 
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:09 am
Fitz69 wrote:Ok, new limerick.
A man in the CC forums (1)
who had no way to show decorum(2)
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:33 am
posted like a crazy homo
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:31 pm
And thought in slo-mo, [4]
Funny, I thought the word 'demented' was screaming out to be used. Seriously though, there's loads of words that could have rhymed. Use your loaf.
Titanic wrote:(seriously, choose better words, or when I start another one I'm gunna do orange)
Funny, I thought the word 'demented' was screaming out to be used. Seriously though, there's loads of words that could have rhymed. Use your loaf.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:21 pm
I'm gunna move to Tourums [5]
I once knew a man from Aberdeen [1]
I once knew a man from Aberdeen [1]
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:38 pm
He said he would marry the queen, (2)
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:39 pm
But when he asked for her hand (3)
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:45 pm
titanics life seemed very bland
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:41 pm
So he thought she was very mean [5]
The Scotsman drunk too much [1]
The Scotsman drunk too much [1]
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:31 pm
vodka and whiskey and such (2)