Conquer Club

I hate all of the dice. You know why? Because Lack is biased towards Americans, that's why! That's right! He's programmed the dice to be biased against the ol' red, white, and blue. Well, let me tell you what, Mr. I'm-from-Canada-so-I'm-better-than-you! These fucking colors don't run. They drop fucking nukes! Nukes on your moose-lovin' ass!

If I did have a favorite, it would be the left-side defender die. That one is fucking awesome.

Dancing Mustard wrote:I like the d4 that the zombie units roll with.

After that, my second favourite dice is the eight sided one that my space commander uses to roll with when attacking into moon territories or defending in the same.

I have a bunch of orange dices with 8,10, 12 and 20 sides and they are seriously my favourite. I haven't used them though.

Mine are the fluffy ones in my car window ..They underline the Mark and Kaz sign perfectly.

Mine is the one I have with various characters from Asterix the gaul on.
Ot the transparent ones the curlette bought me with another die inside.

Seve Ballesteros

Golf legend Seve Ballesteros has been diagnosed with a brain tumour and will undergo a biopsy on Tuesday.

The1exile wrote:I would probably settle for a picture of a machine gun firing burgers or similar.

Something like this?

real ones, that i can kiss and blow on before throwing, with a flick of the wrist, into an upturned risk box.

Frop wrote:

The1exile wrote:I would probably settle for a picture of a machine gun firing burgers or similar.

Something like this?

That is awesome.

Ahh I can't take it anymore!

*Slaughters pig and puts it's severed head on a pike for the beast.*

DaGip wrote:I'm fat and I am offended by this thread...being fat is no laughing matter, and neither should you joke about fat people.

I am skinny and offended bhy your fatness.

It has happened, I have expanded my empire beyond my limits...the Age of the AntiLuns has come to an end. I must therefore revert to a much humbler manifestation of 'Gippery.

Obama and Biden


macian sucks

DaGip wrote:It has happened, I have expanded my empire beyond my limits...the Age of the AntiLuns has come to an end. I must therefore revert to a much humbler manifestation of 'Gippery.

Just two days before the spaceship arrives...interesting...

GrimReaper. wrote:macian sucks

MacIan? You mean this guy?

I just play another speed game

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strike wolf wrote:Ahh I can't take it anymore!

*Slaughters pig and puts it's severed head on a pike for the beast.*

Thank God it wasn't a sheep.

If you know what I mean.

Frigidus wrote:

GrimReaper. wrote:macian sucks

MacIan? You mean this guy?

ehh close enough

Frigidus wrote:

DaGip wrote:It has happened, I have expanded my empire beyond my limits...the Age of the AntiLuns has come to an end. I must therefore revert to a much humbler manifestation of 'Gippery.

Just two days before the spaceship arrives...interesting...

Ah Hah! A true follower!

DaGip wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

DaGip wrote:It has happened, I have expanded my empire beyond my limits...the Age of the AntiLuns has come to an end. I must therefore revert to a much humbler manifestation of 'Gippery.

Just two days before the spaceship arrives...interesting...

Ah Hah! A true follower!

But not you?

14 pages is all you guys have
isn't this supposed to be a fill in for the longest thread and spamalot

apey wrote:14 pages is all you guys have
isn't this supposed to be a fill in for the longest thread and spamalot

*Comes out dressed in war paint.*

Nothing could ever replace the former. This is just to keep the wolves from killing the sheep while the shepard fixes the fence.

strike wolf wrote:Ahh I can't take it anymore!

*Slaughters pig and puts it's severed head on a pike for the beast.*

Oh, sucks to your asthma!

DaGip wrote:It has happened, I have expanded my empire beyond my limits...the Age of the AntiLuns has come to an end. I must therefore revert to a much humbler manifestation of 'Gippery.

Didn't you die and get replaced by Gipson or something?

jonesthecurl wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Ahh I can't take it anymore!

*Slaughters pig and puts it's severed head on a pike for the beast.*

Oh, sucks to your asthma!

I take it that you are familiar with the reference.