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Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:13 pm**

life is beautiful?

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:17 pm**

ijnmusashi wrote:life is beautiful?

It sure is!

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:30 am**

ok new movie
"You shot me, and you murdered my friends... and you dumped us in the lake."
"Pretty much."

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:25 am**

Smokin' Aces?

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:30 pm**

that is correct

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:24 pm**

New quote:
"Boy, you got rights... and lefts. Ups and downs and middles. So what? You don't get to instruct anything around here! This is not North Carolina, not South Carolina, nor Kentucky! This is the sovereign state of Mississippi's proceedings. Wipe that smirk off your face! [Character name's] deposition will be part of this record! And I'm gonna take my witness' testimony whether the hell you like it or not! "

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:31 pm**

The insider, i'm watching it right now actually.

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:42 pm**

Terrific movie. And I particularly love that quote... One of the few times Bruce McGill has been legitimately scary on film.

You're up.

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:41 pm**

okey dokey..

"You don't understand it, do you? I don't give a shit about you! I only care about what's in your fucking head! If you won't help us, help yourself. We are forced to comply to the laws of nature. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the fucking gun!"

pretty big quote, lets see if you guys have a good taste in movies or not.

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:33 pm**

is that really a good movie? Ive never seen it (the movie in question right now)

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:03 pm**

Pfft. That's Pi. Sign me up for a big ole' nerd merit badge, 'cause I actually got to see that brilliant little piece of mind-fuckery in theaters...

New quote:
"Hi, Joe. I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the procedure. These are my friends. My yellow friend is to take the sting off. My blue friend you'll barely feel. That means my yellow friend is already taking effect. See how fast my friends work? And after my red-headed friend, you'll never see me again."

I was going to go with a way funnier quote, but that would've given it away too easily.

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:40 pm**

Grindhouse! Specifically, that's from Planet Terror. Awesome flick, covered in awesome sauce with a side order of gory awesome-ness.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:13 am**

Indeed. Loved that movie (death proof licked my balls, however). The super obvious quote I lol'ed at was the following:
"I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco."

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:38 am**

wow that Is funny

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:11 pm**

Character 1: How's it hanging, Padre?
Character 2: Whoa, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?... Nose drums!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:29 pm**

BobHacket wrote:is that really a good movie? Ive never seen it (the movie in question right now)

yes

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:47 am**

Almost a full day and no guesses?

Quote #2:

Character 1: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
Character 2: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man!

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:05 am**

I don't even remember the first quote from the movie.
But the last quote gave it away...Detroit Rock City!

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:38 pm**

Heck yeah! The first quote was spoken by Father McNulty (who was starting to feel the effects of the hallucinogenic mushrooms they'd put on his pizza).

You're up, Talapus!

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:42 pm**

Oh, now I remember. Geez, now I want to watch the movie again...lol
Ok, new quote. Really easy, but I'm watching it right now!:

"It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!"

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:55 pm**

Spaceballs!! I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...

[subtitle]I WAS BETTER OFF DEAD!![/subtitle]

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:08 pm**

That sounds like Wacky Dead Russian Dude from Hellboy.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:01 pm**

It does sound like him, but unfortunately not correct

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:02 pm**

Talapus, yours was Spaceballs wasn't it?

(Check my last post.)

Incandenza, you're totally correct on the Wacky Russian.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:44 pm**

Yay. That wasn't a bad movie, actually. I will give them credit for being the only movie in cinema history to use what amounts to a russian zombie as comic relief...

New quote:
A: What's it like being stabbed?
B: It was the single most painful experience of my life
A: [nodding] What's the second most painful?

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