Conquer Club

Yay! *waves little flags*

I don't know what's going on either but I do know that Hecter is a ghost and must according to the laws must be sent back to the netherworld. When I open the portal he gets sucked in along with the rest of you guys because you were too close to the blast.

Now that the hill is cleared I reclaim it for the strike-hitman involved league, featuring others who know who they are.

NO! Only unsubstantial things get sucked into the portal. In the nether relm I spam so much that they kick me out, sending me back here forever! I reclaim the hill.

Our hill.

Even if hecter was gone its still basically my hill...with the other blue dude

Our hill

I send you all to spam world where you are all happier anyways.

My/hitman's/the other people who know who they are's hill.

Seeing how i hate Spam world, i come back to find my hill being desicrated by some of the worlds ugliest looking people...Thus i call in the power rangers to rape and murder you

My Hill

all the power rangers get all arrested for rape (how'd they pull THAT off?)
so it's me and the
umm
Hitman Alliance's Hill?
or shall we call it the Anti-Spam Alliance or something?

i am awesome

my hill

Your a liar

My Hill

While you get in an argument over that I sneak up behind you and bash your head in with a brick, my hill

Hitman079 wrote:all the power rangers get all arrested for rape (how'd they pull THAT off?)
so it's me and the
umm
Hitman Alliance's Hill?
or shall we call it the Anti-Spam Alliance or something?

Either anti-spam or incorporate both our names somehow like the strike-man alliance (Just an example).

Oh ballnut, want to join us in our fight against the spammers?

Join the spamming side all are welcome, all may join

We promise eternal dental care and a better health plan...(depending on hecter)

Also your brick that hit across my head disinegrated into nothing, part of my skull was fractured in Nam and i had it replaced with Titanium, sometimes if i focus realy hard on that one spot...i can hear the ocean...

My HIll

your hill? what happened to spamalot?

you are lynched for treason

spamalot's hill

well since we arent supposed to spam all of you guyses are banned then i run over to the hill and clame it

my hill

I assassinate wicked and take over her CC account and ban you

my hill

you are banned by lack and then put in jail for murder, where you meet billy bob and get raped. Since I am a reaper, I bring wicked back to life and all is restored to normal.

The anti-spam alliance hill.

okay...

spamalot's spam hill

static_ice wrote:okay...

spamalot's spam hill

Spamalot having been poorly made crumbles and kills all of you, even the ghosts. Meanwhile, Static Ice who is still in jail is electricuted, gagged, poisoned, drowned, shot 67 times, and beheaded.

Anti-spam alliance hill.

haha, you don't know I can regenerate my limbs, and in theory, my skin is so dry that it is merely a protective "rubber" shell, blood is useless to me so poisoning won't work, it takes almost 100 shots with a pistol I think to kill me, and I forgot what gagged is

but anyway I'm a regenerator go look it up somewhere RE4 regenerator

still spamalot's spam hill

static_ice wrote:haha, you don't know I can regenerate my limbs, and in theory, my skin is so dry that it is merely a protective "rubber" shell, blood is useless to me so poisoning won't work, it takes almost 100 shots with a pistol I think to kill me, and I forgot what gagged is

but anyway I'm a regenerator go look it up somewhere RE4 regenerator

still spamalot's spam hill

I inform static that he is an imaginary creature that does not really exist. He then slowly fades into the nothingness he actually is. Also, since spamalot had already crumbled to the ground killing all the spammers it can not possibly rule the hill.

The Anti-spam Alliance's hill.

strike wolf wrote:

static_ice wrote:haha, you don't know I can regenerate my limbs, and in theory, my skin is so dry that it is merely a protective "rubber" shell, blood is useless to me so poisoning won't work, it takes almost 100 shots with a pistol I think to kill me, and I forgot what gagged is

but anyway I'm a regenerator go look it up somewhere RE4 regenerator

still spamalot's spam hill

I inform static that he is an imaginary creature that does not really exist. He then slowly fades into the nothingness he actually is. Also, since spamalot had already crumbled to the ground killing all the spammers it can not possibly rule the hill.

The Anti-spam Alliance's hill.

I tell strike wolf that a talking wolf who strategizes is also imaginary, and the reaper who keeps being reborn is just a figment of philosophy (or w/e)

and I don't care about a hill, we have spamalot

spamalot's kingdom of spamalot

i invade spamalot.

my hill

static_ice wrote:your hill? what happened to spamalot?

you are lynched for treason

spamalot's hill

Wasnt in at the time...

anyways

I eat you and use my magical spamming powers to drive you mad IN MY BELLY!

Spamalots Hill

I eat you from inside out

my hill

static_ice wrote:I eat you from inside out

my hill

No you don't, you're part of spamalot.