Conquer Club

Timminz wrote:Anyone who finds this to be a difficult decision, needs to re-evaluate their priorities.

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We'll say it's a BR. edited, you'll gain 763 points.

the.killing.44 wrote:

Corno4825 wrote:Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.

Sheeeee wontttttttt pickkkkkkk upppppppp ifffffff youuuuuuuu callllllllll againnnnnnnn

How big are her tits?

Speaker Phone?

nagerous wrote:

the.killing.44 wrote:

Corno4825 wrote:Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.

Sheeeee wontttttttt pickkkkkkk upppppppp ifffffff youuuuuuuu callllllllll againnnnnnnn

How big are her tits?

763 points, just like the BR.

Fudge man id tell her i was coming over thatd take about 3 seconds and then win the BR.

Well, in past occasions when I've had to choose between secks or CC I've usually chosen secks.

Although I don't play speed freestyle.

the.killing.44 wrote:.44 and ManB offer you this:

If you're winning a BR that will give you 763 points (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.

We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.

I don't think id give up sex for 763 points. probably would have to be over 2,000 points I think. Maybe the cutoff line is somewhere around 2,300 or 2,400 points. For me anyway.

the.killing.44 wrote:.44 and ManB offer you this:

If you're winning a BR that will give you 763 points (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.

We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.

This is a tricky question. Focus on your game here guys. Any girl worth dating would also be in that BR with you right? Calling you on the phone with 15sec left in the round is a very sneaky tactic. One any well versed CC killer would employ. Focus on your game man. Don't give her the win. She is going for the same kill as you. Ignore that phone, type some smart ass reply in game chat and win your game.

Why would anybody in the f****** world choose play the game if her tits are 763 points big?

natty_dread wrote:Well, in past occasions when I've had to choose between secks or CC I've usually chosen secks.

Although I don't play speed freestyle.

to borrow a quote from the great captain insane-o: "i bet that guy's still a virgin"

Army of GOD wrote:Why would anybody in the f****** world choose play the game if her tits are 763 points big?

If they like small tits?

I can't quite understand WHY you can't just call her back. I mean even if she was such a haughty tart (often the fun ones.. you have to tame them like the skittish ponies they are) you can surely just say something like "My Dad fell down in the garden and got his balls caught in the lawnmower...no lasting damage but I'm surely gonna be scarred by the act of extricating the bastards."

What girl, what even insanely self-consumed totty wouldn't sympathise?

The other possibility is that the girl is a real bike and has various young chaps to call; the first to answer gets the prize and all that. I can take that kind of harlot at times, but you have to ask yourself the question: 'Do you have those industrial-strength condoms in the old pocket...?' the kind of sheath that can stand a chemical weapon attack and still keep the old todger as pure as a mormon chick sporting a chastity belt?

This is also key, if not necessarily philosopical... More boy scouts practical IMO.

Nonetheless accepting the killing.44's premise (and I've got to say there are holes old chap, great gaping ones..the kind you find on your young lady by the sounds of it) I would...

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take the win. Sorry, but I'm married..I've had a lot of sex over the years and even single I would be rather miffed if there was only ONE woman I could jump on.

MrMoody wrote:

the.killing.44 wrote:.44 and ManB offer you this:

If you're winning a BR that will give you 763 points (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.

We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.

This is a tricky question. Focus on your game here guys. Any girl worth dating would also be in that BR with you right? Calling you on the phone with 15sec left in the round is a very sneaky tactic. One any well versed CC killer would employ. Focus on your game man. Don't give her the win. She is going for the same kill as you. Ignore that phone, type some smart ass reply in game chat and win your game.

This girl's tactic is excellent...
but if you don't answer the phone, she'll just cut your internet connection...
so you'll end up losing both games...

welllllllll, that's how i'd play it, anyway...

I'd try to make the kill, although...i'd probably f*ck it up like i did the asia one that i had won, but..tripped over myself and ran outta time.
since she wouldnt answer my call when i tried to get back to her, i'd just do her sister, her best friend, and her mom....just to piss her off.

Look at it this way...

BR's Come on rare occassions, say once a year..

Women on the other hand can be found very easily..

Screw that woman, go for the game, at least the game wont nag at you.

Easy. If he is a gentleman, I will pick up the call. But He is not a gentleman if he will not call me back or pick up if I miss the call. Therefore as it has been established that he is not a gentleman, I would continue to play the battle royale, unless, of course, he is also playing the same battle royale or his name shows up on caller ID as that Tennis Player I met last week. The one with the fit legs, no, not the one with the one black sock and the brown sock, that guy was gross, I'm talking about that guy who called me a princess even though I wasn't wearing a crown or anything, I'd pick up for him and lose the battle royale. I'd let it slide that he wont call me back because he thinks I'm a princess and apart from wizard magic and throwing stones up into towers, there's really no easy way to get in contact with a princess.

jammyjames wrote:Look at it this way...

BR's Come on rare occassions, say once a year..

Women on the other hand c....

I was expecting a slightly different ending to this sentence.

Timminz wrote:

jammyjames wrote:Look at it this way...

BR's Come on rare occassions, say once a year..

Women on the other hand c....

I was expecting a slightly different ending to this sentence.

Maybe you could have simplified the question tk44!

"Pussy or Points?"

in the middle of having sex, I would probably go for pussy.
in the middle of winning a BR, I would probably go for points.
both simple hormonal things. the second line is my answer I think

I've never been in the middle of having sex yet though, so still a tough question. certainly one of the more unanswerable questions indeed!

cheers, KP

You win the game and forget about the girl.

After all, there are plenty more fish in the sea.

jammyjames wrote:Screw that woman, go for the game, at least the game wont nag at you.

I think the premises do not allow that solution.