Talapus's CLUE MAFIA Signups(CONFIRM HERE!)

[wercool]

*uses best role ever to kill all fifty*

[safariguy5]

Damn, since GT stopped modding, haven't found a good mafia game with really complex roles. I'm in, bust out random.org

[InkL0sed]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Army of GOD]

THIS IS NO TIME TO RAILROAD TRACK INK

[InkL0sed]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SHIT TO START AND EVERY FUCKING DAY MORE ASSES SIGN UP DECREASING MY CHANCES COMBINED WITH MY HORRIBLE LUCK AT PLAYING THIS GAME CLOSER AND CLOSER TO ZERO YOU KNOW WHAT f*ck THIS SHIT I DONT EVEN CARE KEEP WAITING WAIT TILL EVERY GODDAMN MAFIA PLAYER SIGNS UP MAYBE THEN MY CHANCES WILL BE SO MINISCULE THAT MY BAD LUCK WILL COME FULL CIRCLE AND ILL PLAY BY SOME GODDAMN MIRACLE OTHERWISE f*ck THIS SHIT I KNOW IM NOT GONNA GET TO PLAY I NEVER GET TO PLAY ANYTHING JUST GOTTA SAY INK YOU DONT WANNA PLAY NO USE CRYING OVER SOMETHING YOU DONT EVEN WANT RIGHT MAYBE IF I SAY IT OFTEN ENOUGH ILL START TO BELIEVE IT I WISH I DID THAT WHEN I WAS A KID AND THERE WERE TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY SO OF COURSE I NEVER GOT TO PLAY AND NOBODY CARED NOT EVEN MY OWN MOTHER OR SISTER AT MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY PARTY I HELD MY TEARS IN BUT I WAS CRYING ON THE INSIDE WHEN I GET REJECTED FROM SETTLERS OF CATAN TOO BECAUSE ITS THAT GODDAMN FUCKING POPULAR AT COLLEGE THAT I NEVER GET TO PLAY NEVER FUCKING EVER DO YOU UNDERSTAND GOD f*ck SHIT START THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OR ILL CRY YOU UNDERSTAND CRY LIKE A FUCKING BABY WITH A SCRAPED KNEE YOU WOULDNT LIKE TO HEAR THAT SCREECHING UNLESS MAYBE IF YOURE A PARENT APPARENTLY THOSE LUNATICS LIKE TO HEAR CRYING BABIES ALL DAY LONG YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE BEST THREAT THEN AGAIN ALL YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY TEENAGERS WHO STILL THINK THEYLL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN HAHA THATS FUNNY I REMEMBER THAT PHASE I HATE KIDS BUT I KNOW ILL END UP HAVING THEM BECAUSE IM AFRAID NOT TO CONFORM JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE WELL AT LEAST ILL BE ABLE TO PLAY MONOPOLY WITH THEM ONCE THEYRE PAST THE AGE 8

[cena-rules]

waa waa waa hissy fit

[edocsil]

I lol'ed

[wercool]

i 'ed

[Talapus]

Hey all....player list and roles will go out in the next day or so. Sorry for the delay, but I had a death in the family and I was named as executor and have been dealing with a lot. I will get on this as soon as I have a free moment, promise. Thanks!

[InkL0sed]

My condolences man. I hope you're doing ok.

[ga7]

Sorry for your loss, and take all the time you need man, your groupies will still be there

[Thezzaruz]

You can remove me from the list Tal. Not sure I'll have the time or internet access to play the game so no need to take up a space from someone that is sure to play.

[wercool]

WHEN I GET REJECTED FROM SETTLERS OF CATAN

that game's fun.

[Free Dirt]

Not sure if there's any spots open, but if so I would love to play. I've played Mafia at least a dozen times on other websites and I'm having surgery here so I will have plenty of free time to participate. If not put me down as a sub.

[colton24]

In.

[Talapus]

Ok, player list posted on front page.

[Army of GOD]

I showed interest but I'm not either in the line-up or the replacements. =(

[colton24]

YES got the replacement 5th pos.

[InkL0sed]

phew. All is well.

[Talapus]

I showed interest but I'm not either in the line-up or the replacements. =(

Sorry dude, I random'd.org you too and you made the replacements I just totally forgot to list it. I knew someone would speak up if they saw it. Sorry about that, just couldn't figure out who it was....lol. Fixed.

[mandalorian2298]

14 – mandalorian2298(Wow, barely made the cut mandy. Who’d you piss off at random.org?)

Funny story actually (and true, unlike most of my stories ). I have spurned the wisdom of the great random.org while giving out roles for NJO, by giving out the coolest scum role (at least it would be, had I not made a slight unfortunate mistake while balancing the game ) to you.

I repeat my apologies to you and Gimpy for the way that turned out.

P.S. YAY for random.org!!!!

[strike wolf]

YES RANdom.org knows not to mess with wolves.

[edocsil]

When should we expect roles and a day 1?

[Talapus]

When should we expect roles and a day 1?

Roles sent now, day 1 and game thread will kick in once I get at least half the people to confirm to see if everyone is still here. Confirm in this thread all, thanks!

[Iliad]

Firming.