Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

[Dako]

What would you do if you went bald ? Are you bald right now?

[BoganGod]

Do you work and have a life outside CC(excluding of course things like sleeping, eating, and defecating) people with loved ones, lover/lovers, and pets? Digging for a human side to the bovine emeritus.

There are some players that I suspect spend every moment not needed for basic body up keep(see above) on CC. Would you agree with me there bruce?

[Commander9]

Do you work and have a life outside CC(excluding of course things like sleeping, eating, and defecating) people with loved ones, lover/lovers, and pets? Digging for a human side to the bovine emeritus.

There are some players that I suspect spend every moment not needed for basic body up keep(see above) on CC. Would you agree with me there bruce?

Wait..... Are you saying there's a world besides CC????!!!! I've been locked in my basement for as long as I remember, but I always thought that our house is the only that exists and everything else was made up by them... This... *MIND BLOWN*

[QoH]

What's your favorite flavor of milk?
What's your favorite animal?
Do you support the idea of eating meat?

[Nola_Lifer]

How many cows have you had sex with without josko? Why does your cow lick like kitten do? Ever had cow's tongue or what about sweatbreads?

[jefjef]

What's your favorite #1_stunna quote/wall post?

Isn't KORT at a HUGE disadvantage with stunna being freemium?

Are you going to attempt to save KORT by gifting stunna premium?

[eddie2]

will kort and tofu ever kiss and make up ?????

[Ace Rimmer]

Which clan cheats more, KORT or TOFU?

[InsomniaRed]

Why do you like the Cowgirls? Just because you live in Texas doesn't mean you need to like their team.

[InsomniaRed]

Why don't you ever go to Taco Bell anymore?

[Dukasaur]

Do you believe in a Life After CC?

[InsomniaRed]

Do you believe in a Life After CC?

Do you believe that MrMoody is playing CC in heaven? (I do)

[ljex]

1) If given the option would you change KORT's infamous decision, why or why not?
2) Which clan (excluding KORT) do you think will be #1 a year from now
3) Do you actually believe the pre-war predictions you make? If so, do you really think EMPIRE is that bad?
4) Are you as cocky in RL as you are on CC?

[sonicsteve]

Repeat the word 'Milk' out loud 20 times.

What do cows drink?

[Victor Sullivan]

Thanks, everyone! Your questions will be answered by our dear Bruceswar in the next edition of the Dispatch!

-Sully