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Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:56 am**

It's no use crouching...
These crabs jump 10 feet.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:18 am**

There was this one time, when someone had written "what is it?" and then like ten people after that had written "yeah, what is it really?"

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:49 am**

It's no use crouching...
These crabs jump 10 feet.

hehehe good one sorry guys only know dutch ones

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:07 am**

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:For a Good Time.... Jenny 867-5309
Its not very god like to write that jay.

Its a song.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:18 am**

heavycola wrote:
Guiscard wrote:Also there.s a long running one on one of the library loos at Uni about what constitutes a 'real' degree - philosophy or business studies.
In my union bogs some wag had drawn an arrow pointing to the toilet roll with the words "philosophy degree - please take one"

Yeh we've got a few of those around with various degrees, and also 'conservative manifesto' and 'leeds student' (the student paper).

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:33 am**

I try to stay away from public stalls
but I have some good ones from the urinals...
-Light travels faster than sound That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:00 pm**

Sammy gags wrote:I try to stay away from public stalls
but I have some good ones from the urinals...
-Light travels faster than sound That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

I heard those 2 before...they've been around...that guy didn't make them up...

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:04 pm**

oooh also any brits:
The Mother Black Cap in Westbourne Park is a trendy cocktail bar now but it has always had the words 'I f*ck ARSES' scratched in the wall above the urinals, no matter how many times they have tried to cover it up. I am sure this makes many people as happy as it does me.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:37 pm**

Hmmm...in school theres one paricular one I like:
"School=Prison, we have to sign a F------ pass in two places to go S--- in a pot, go S--- in the pot, come back, and get yelled at for taking to long. it takes me a long time to s---!" lol...but true!
and " hey are thoose candy bars in there!??"

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:07 pm**

ya...this reminds me of the youtube video "Male Restroom Etiquette"

"normally, flushing is not mandatory, but as time goes on the urinal gets fuller. A good rule of thumb is to flush once the liquid becomes a rich orange."

[size=0]not exact quote heh heh[/size]

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:20 pm**

heavycola wrote:oooh also any brits:
The Mother Black Cap in Westbourne Park is a trendy cocktail bar now but it has always had the words 'I f*ck ARSES' scratched in the wall above the urinals, no matter how many times they have tried to cover it up. I am sure this makes many people as happy as it does me.

Is that the pub in Withnail & I, by any chance?

[Irish accent]
"I called him a ponce, and now I'm calling you a ponce, PONCE!"
[/Irish accent]

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:42 am**

Genghis Khant wrote:
heavycola wrote:oooh also any brits:
The Mother Black Cap in Westbourne Park is a trendy cocktail bar now but it has always had the words 'I f*ck ARSES' scratched in the wall above the urinals, no matter how many times they have tried to cover it up. I am sure this makes many people as happy as it does me.
Is that the pub in Withnail & I, by any chance?

[Irish accent]
"I called him a ponce, and now I'm calling you a ponce, PONCE!"
[/Irish accent]

yessir! It's a bit sad these days, all lounge DJs and manhattans. And withnail graffiti in the bogs

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:46 am**

In a drunken scrawl: "f*ck you bitch I fuked your momma!", underneath in different handwriting: "Go home Dad, you're drunk."

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:50 pm**

"please don't throw toothpicks in the urinals......crabs polevault"

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:54 pm**

jay_a2j wrote:For a Good Time.... Jenny 867-5309

Aye you do seem to get a lot of offers from whores...

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:46 pm**

Spuzzell wrote:In a drunken scrawl: "f*ck you bitch I fuked your momma!", underneath in different handwriting: "Go home Dad, you're drunk."

superb wit there!

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:51 pm**

flashleg8 wrote:No man is an island
....
But some of us have larger peninsulas than others!

now that's funny

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:37 am**

Cynthia wrote:There was this one time, when someone had written "what is it?" and then like ten people after that had written "yeah, what is it really?"

Did none of them say, "please stop replying?"

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:56 pm**

In the toilets surrounding the area inhabited by business students in my college (a bastion of belief in free market economics)

Person 1. Poverty is another word for lazy

Person 2. Let's test that out.
-John why didn't you do the dishes? You're so poverty.

Person 3. What he meant was that poverty is another term meaning laziness.

Person 2. Let's test that out.
-John why didn't you do the dishes?
-We have no running water, we live in poverty.

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:17 pm**

wow...you college students do a lot of thinking in the bathroom...it must be a good place to study...I should try that sometime...

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:06 pm**

Some of those are hilarious, at my school there's just gang signs and "F*ck Bush" All the kids are to dumb to think of anything original

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:29 pm**

Machiavelli wrote:Some of those are hilarious, at my school there's just gang signs and "F*ck Bush" All the kids are to dumb to think of anything original

Well you know what they say "you can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead"

Also on a toilet wall

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:48 pm**

this is hilarious

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:04 pm**

people! eat shit because millions of flies surely aren't wrong.

sounds better in croatian...

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:17 pm**

static_ice wrote:First of all, this is totally not spam

okay, I think it is pretty obvious how I came up with the idea for this thread, so just post something you remember reading (or something that you wrote [size=0]you sick bastards know who you are[/size])

here's something (someone ACTUALLY wrote this):
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely"

another thing:
"African Americans suck"
"Mexicans suck"
"If the world didn't suck, then all the people would fall off"

I read once that if you want a good time, call Static Ice...

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