The Key To No War!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:43 pm

Ah but you see, they didn't formaly declare war, so technically it wasn't a war.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:57 pm

Dude if theres people shooting at one another in a giant mass, and thousands dying...ya its war, doesnt really matter who started it

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:59 pm

nonono, it's only a war if they say so, otherwise it's an "intense conflict" or something like that.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:08 pm

Is it like an anouncer sitting in the background going "This is getting more intense by the minute folks! here comes the Artillery, and oh my lord theirs body parts flying all over the place...Safe to say guys Point 1 for the good guys!"

Its either war or no war in my book

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:16 pm

Yes, but you're missing the point. Hecter originally said:

You guys got it all wrong! The secret to no war is to have only police actions instead! It's the perfect solution!

It was a joke. You can kill as many people as you like, cause as much death and destruction as you want, but just don't call it a war. That way, you have no war. Ergo, peace prevails!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:19 pm

Thank you! Somebody who actually got it.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:20 pm

"Ah, that doesn't look good, the desert monkeys are rolling up some barrels. Could it be the chemical warfare gambit? If it is the guests might find themselves in a pretty pickle. Ron, do you have a report from the guys at the weather station? What's the wind like down there?"

"Well Jim, the wind is south by southeast, so it's rather unlikely the home team will play the chemical gambit at this point since it could easily backfire and that would leave them in some considerable disarray. I think it's more likely to be a fake or a threat meant to slow down the guest team. Well, this round is far from over, and it looks like it could become very interesting yet. Back to you Jim."

I think I'd like that.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:31 pm

Stopper wrote:Yes, but you're missing the point. Hecter originally said:

You guys got it all wrong! The secret to no war is to have only police actions instead! It's the perfect solution!
It was a joke. You can kill as many people as you like, cause as much death and destruction as you want, but just don't call it a war. That way, you have no war. Ergo, peace prevails!

That tells me that i need more Coke Cola to think...

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:36 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:]That tells me that i need more Coke Cola to think...

Either that, or you should pay attention in school!

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:37 pm

Lack of motivation