Conquer Club

I still want to sell pizza and holy water!

MeDeFe wrote:As long as you're somewhere reasonably safe and fire-proof, right?

Like a mud adobe.

huh? What's Adobe got to do with zombies?

MeDeFe wrote:huh? What's Adobe got to do with zombies?

Small building that is very sturdy that only has one door, sometimes no windows. It also has a hole at the top to let smoke out during a fire.

What would your two weapons of choice be?

Fire and deodorant.

pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

My left and my right foot, very versatile and can also be used for running when in a pinch.

okay, maybe mine aren't so bad.

Ok I got a new one. I'll get a whole bunch of brains in a sack, and have a horde of zombies to do my biddings by feeding them muhahah

FRSmk3 wrote:pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

I naturally piss fire... so im kinda set.

Pepperoni and holy water!

mandalorian2298 wrote:

FRSmk3 wrote:pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

But why? Why not an automatic weapon?

What am I going to do when zombies take over the world?

Hmmm. I think I'm going to go skinny dipping. Because, if I have to die, I want to have one of those cool horror movie death scenes with lots of naked chicks.

Aimless wrote:What am I going to do when zombies take over the world?

Hmmm. I think I'm going to go skinny dipping. Because, if I have to die, I want to have one of those cool horror movie death scenes with lots of naked chicks.

Except you'll be by yourself.

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

FRSmk3 wrote:pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

But why? Why not an automatic weapon?

well, a sniper rifle is long range, and a pistol is slylish. I suppose I could settle for an uzi, though.

FRSmk3 wrote:

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

FRSmk3 wrote:pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

But why? Why not an automatic weapon?

well, a sniper rifle is long range, and a pistol is slylish. I suppose I could settle for an uzi, though.

I'd go for a tommy gun and a sword of some kind. Preferably curved, all I'll need to do is cut of their necks.

unriggable wrote:

Aimless wrote:What am I going to do when zombies take over the world?

Hmmm. I think I'm going to go skinny dipping. Because, if I have to die, I want to have one of those cool horror movie death scenes with lots of naked chicks.

Except you'll be by yourself.

Oh, come on! Have you ever seen a horror movie where the only person skinny dipping was some ugly 20's-something guy?

Aimless wrote:

unriggable wrote:

Aimless wrote:What am I going to do when zombies take over the world?

Hmmm. I think I'm going to go skinny dipping. Because, if I have to die, I want to have one of those cool horror movie death scenes with lots of naked chicks.

Except you'll be by yourself.

Oh, come on! Have you ever seen a horror movie where the only person skinny dipping was some ugly 20's-something guy?

Humbled.

unriggable wrote:

FRSmk3 wrote:

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

FRSmk3 wrote:pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

But why? Why not an automatic weapon?

well, a sniper rifle is long range, and a pistol is slylish. I suppose I could settle for an uzi, though.

I'd go for a tommy gun and a sword of some kind. Preferably curved, all I'll need to do is cut of their necks.

Nah Uzi's are inaccurate like crap. I'd even prefer an M-16 as an automatic weapon over it. But AK-47 is more stylish if you ask me

Bullets do practically zero damage against things that are already dead. Unless they explode of course.

Go grab a baseball bat.

Aegnor wrote:

unriggable wrote:

FRSmk3 wrote:

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

FRSmk3 wrote:pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

But why? Why not an automatic weapon?

well, a sniper rifle is long range, and a pistol is slylish. I suppose I could settle for an uzi, though.

I'd go for a tommy gun and a sword of some kind. Preferably curved, all I'll need to do is cut of their necks.

Nah Uzi's are inaccurate like crap. I'd even prefer an M-16 as an automatic weapon over it. But AK-47 is more stylish if you ask me

seeing as I'm going to be close enough to use a sword, I don't think I'll need a highly accurate weapon.

I've been writing a story on this for quite some time.. heres the first chapter.


"Dr. Artorius I don't think this is the best idea." "Sir, we need to know if this works or not." Besides whats the worse that could happen? They get loose and rile the streets? I ver highley doubt that is going to happen if we have them locked in the cages. "Ok I guess your right, we need to know what will happen when we give them the dose that we gave hecter. "Shhhh we dont want anyone to know about you idiot!". "I'm sorry I'm sorry jeez." It's ok I just dont want to get caught and get fired and out in jail for atleast twenty years for what we did. But, we did play it off good when we told them what happened to him. "Ha, I didn't expext them to actually believe us that he got bit in the throat by the monkey. I mean all we did was take a bite out of his neck, and I still can't believe you did that. But I guess it had to be done.


24 hours later

Doctor! Come, quick! "What is it now ji.... Oh my gosh! What happened! Where are the expieraments!? I don't know, I came in and there was a hole in the side of the cage. This is bad, real bad. No kidding!... Doctor watch out!! "ahhhhhh!" no, No, NO!..

Thats a short chapter