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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:10 am
by 2dimes
Crazyirishman wrote: why has nobody mentioned the honey badger?
A- I wanted to see how long it took for that to happen.
B- I actually like the echidna and platypus better.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:20 am
by Phatscotty
Baby Calf Water Buffalo.
Dude took on 5 lions and 2 crocodiles and walked away from it like "wut?"

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:16 am
by jonesthecurl
Thank you for that Scotty, that is amazing footage.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:40 pm
by patrickaa317
jonesthecurl wrote:Thank you for that Scotty, that is amazing footage.
+1

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:55 pm
by Timminz
The Battle at Kruger is one of the best things the internet has ever provided. That's some epic shit!

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:02 pm
by Juan_Bottom
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Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:08 pm
by Symmetry
Creepy, I was about to post Narwhals. My grandpa has a tusk (horn, whatever...) in his house.

Anyway, all I want to say is stay out of my head Juan.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:12 pm
by Juan_Bottom
There are other candidates. And we haven't touched insects.

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Motherf*ckin' Frilled Shark

This one was sick and dying, which explains why it was seen here not eating fishermen.



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Cassowary, the worlds most dangerous (to humans) bird.

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Immortal Jellyfish
It's able to reverse it's aging process to become a polyp all over again. It's name is literal.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:03 am
by ManBungalow
Japanese Spider Crab

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Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:44 am
by MeDeFe
Crazyirishman wrote:Also, why has nobody mentioned the honey badger?
Honey badger don't give a shit, coolness competitions are too mainstream for honey badger.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:47 am
by TeeGee
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One of Australia's rarities

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:23 am
by hammie hamltn
Amazing how these just Evolved huh? Take the Shark for instance,its electrical senses are pretty awsome because for how accurate their sense is to it,that for a human thats like detecting The Precise Location of a nine volt battery more than a 1000 Miles Away! Evolved? more like CREATED. Give it some thought ;) -hh

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:42 am
by huamulan
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Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:43 am
by jonesthecurl
huamulan wrote:Image
Ah: rhinoplastic surgery.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:03 pm
by john9blue
huamulan wrote:Image
riding around the world on this motherfucker is basically my dream

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:03 pm
by jonesthecurl
You'd get a sore ass. A rhino sore ass.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:22 pm
by Pedronicus
a seagull

if you were a seagull, you could fly, walk and swim.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:26 pm
by john9blue
Pedronicus wrote:a seagull

if you were a seagull, you could fly, walk and swim.
i could also do this as a human being.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:43 pm
by jonesthecurl
john9blue wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:a seagull

if you were a seagull, you could fly, walk and swim.
i could also do this as a human being.
Or as a tampon.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:26 pm
by Army of GOD
hammie hamltn wrote:Amazing how these just Evolved huh? Take the Shark for instance,its electrical senses are pretty awsome because for how accurate their sense is to it,that for a human thats like detecting The Precise Location of a nine volt battery more than a 1000 Miles Away! Evolved? more like CREATED. Give it some thought ;) -hh
wait, really guys? we're just going to let this comment slide?

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:40 pm
by whitestazn88
Army of GOD wrote:
hammie hamltn wrote:Amazing how these just Evolved huh? Take the Shark for instance,its electrical senses are pretty awsome because for how accurate their sense is to it,that for a human thats like detecting The Precise Location of a nine volt battery more than a 1000 Miles Away! Evolved? more like CREATED. Give it some thought ;) -hh
wait, really guys? we're just going to let this comment slide?
Yeah. Because it's watertight reasoning and a perfectly rational argument. We have no rebuttal.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:02 am
by WILLIAMS5232
whitestazn88 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
hammie hamltn wrote:Amazing how these just Evolved huh? Take the Shark for instance,its electrical senses are pretty awsome because for how accurate their sense is to it,that for a human thats like detecting The Precise Location of a nine volt battery more than a 1000 Miles Away! Evolved? more like CREATED. Give it some thought ;) -hh
wait, really guys? we're just going to let this comment slide?
Yeah. Because it's watertight reasoning and a perfectly rational argument. We have no rebuttal.
wait a minute, i found the error.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:16 am
by Phatscotty
Cool Bonobo's
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Sexy Bonobo
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Sexual intercourse plays a major role in bonobo society observed in captivity, being used as what some scientists perceive as a greeting, a means of forming social bonds, a means of conflict resolution, and postconflict reconciliation. Bonobos are the only nonhuman animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (although a pair of western gorillas has been photographed performing face-to-face genital sex,) tongue kissing, and oral sex. In scientific literature, the female–female behavior of touching genitals together is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital–genital rubbing. The sexual activity happens within the immediate community and sometimes outside of it. Bonobos do not form permanent monogamous sexual relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by sex or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons. When bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and encouraging peaceful feeding.

Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male–male genital behavior. In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position. Another form of genital interaction ("rump rubbing") occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, when they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. Takayoshi Kano observed similar practices among bonobos in the natural habitat.

Bonobo females also engage in female–female genital behavior, possibly to bond socially with each other, thus forming a female nucleus of bonobo society. The bonding among females enables them to dominate bonobo society. Although male bonobos are individually stronger, they cannot stand alone against a united group of females. Adolescent females often leave their native community to join another community. Sexual bonding with other females establishes these new females as members of the group. This migration mixes the bonobo gene pools, providing genetic diversity.

Re: What's the coolest animal?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:34 am
by jonesthecurl
Do we have to do this again?
Or can we leave it to the cook-a-pizza-and-strategize session of the debating and blasphemy society? Next meeting at my place usual time (midnight). Walk around the house widdershins three times and give the password "All hail satan and holy Darwin". Bring a bottle.

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:37 am
by 2dimes
My I tag along if I forego the rituals but bring an extra bottle?