Heaven

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:16 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:The worst part of it is that Scientology is an actual religion

luckily it's not considered a religion here in England... yet :shock:

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:49 am

pretty sure theres a fer over there in England who beleives in that kind of garbage

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:52 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:pretty sure theres a fer over there in England who beleives in that kind of garbage

It isn't officially considered a religion in the UK, nor is it in the USA.

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:54 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:pretty sure theres a fer over there in England who beleives in that kind of garbage

yes, in fact they recently opened their first church over here (in london luckily so i don't have to see it) but it is still not an official religion. They are campaigning to make it one, but the british government aren't having it. they are a cult and should remain one.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:55 am

Guiscard wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:pretty sure theres a fer over there in England who beleives in that kind of garbage

It isn't officially considered a religion in the UK, nor is it in the USA.

really? thought it was somewhat of a major over here in the US (Considering how many imbeciles live here)

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:56 am

If heaven exists it is full of christians. Can you imagine an eternity of Cum Bye Yah, coffee mornings and genuflection? No thanks.

Conversely, all this stuff about hell being eternal agony is just christian propaganda. God kicked lucifer out, it's not like he's going to keep doing what god wants. Therefore hell is full of the coolest people, the best music... jerry garcia and jimi hendrix gig every night with speaker stacks the size of mount everest, bill hicks is always up for a fireside chat and everyone is having guilt and STD-free sex, all the time. We woudl all be sinning happily while god and his children tut and shake their heads and have another bible study group instead. Bring it on!

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:57 am

heavycola wrote:If heaven exists it is full of christians. Can you imagine an eternity of Cum Bye Yah, coffee mornings and genuflection? No thanks.

Conversely, all this stuff about hell being eternal agony is just christian propaganda. God kicked lucifer out, it's not like he's going to keep doing what god wants. Therefore hell is full of the coolest people, the best music... jerry garcia and jimi hendrix gig every night with speaker stacks the size of mount everest, bill hicks is always up for a fireside chat and everyone is having guilt and STD-free sex, all the time. We woudl all be sinning happily while god and his children tut and shake their heads and have another bible study group instead. Bring it on!

I must say i like your heaven...

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:57 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:pretty sure theres a fer over there in England who beleives in that kind of garbage

It isn't officially considered a religion in the UK, nor is it in the USA.
really? thought it was somewhat of a major over here in the US (Considering how many imbeciles live here)

Scientology as a state recognised religion: debate

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:58 am

pretty sure Catholics would be up there too

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:59 am

Guiscard wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:pretty sure theres a fer over there in England who beleives in that kind of garbage

It isn't officially considered a religion in the UK, nor is it in the USA.

really, because i thought that they enjoyed tax exempt status in the U.S. those people are freaky shit.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon May 21, 2007 12:00 pm

here ya go android
A quote from Guiscards URL

The United Kingdom government does not recognize Scientology as a bona fide religion, and the Church's application for charity status in the United Kingdom was rejected in 1999.[110]

In the United States, Scientologists claim that the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) tax exemption granted to the Scientology related businesses under IRS Tax Code section 501(c)(3) after extended litigation gives their religion a U.S. government stamp of authenticity.[111] The US Government makes no claim to Scientology's legitimacy through tax-exempt status as this is also granted to non-religious entities, such as the Red Cross[112] or the Wikimedia Foundation, which runs the online encyclopedia Wikipedia.

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Mon May 21, 2007 12:02 pm

good call, thanks DDS

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon May 21, 2007 12:05 pm

just reading that made me laugh... :lol: