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Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:52 am**

so would terrorists, but you don't see THAT in counter-strike.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:54 am**

Hitman079 wrote:so would terrorists, but you don't see THAT in counter-strike.

It would make for an interesting expansion..

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:55 am**

Hitman079 wrote:so would terrorists, but you don't see THAT in counter-strike.

I hardly think the leet crew have time for sex when the SAS are bursting through the door, besides there all men, which would be gay. Not that theres anything wrong with that but I think it would decrease intrest in the game (I don't play hostage rescue cause thats crap and someone always shoots them)

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:58 am**

i've always wanted to see the hostages get affected by flashbangs or you get satchel charges (see Delta Force games; i just love throwing flash bangs at civilians)
i'd say i like flashbanging civilians but then..well..you can see what's wrong with that verb.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:00 am**

Hitman079 wrote:i've always wanted to see the hostages get affected by flashbangs or you get satchel charges (see Delta Force games; i just love throwing flash bangs at civilians)
i'd say i like flashbanging civilians but then..well..you can see what's wrong with that verb.

It implies you don't have any stamina

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:16 pm**

or that doing both is what gets him going

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:05 pm**

Hitman079 wrote:yes, aren't US censors the harshest in terms of content, putting aside politics and stuff?
the japanese make sure no one sees the south end of women, although seeing their breasts is ok, even on the internet
in america nothing of the sort is shown on TV, but you can find it so easily on the internet. googling anything for images will usually show up with porn
EDIT: some games don't even need sex in it, like god of war..what the hell, man? you're the god..of..war...what the hell?

Actually, it's Germany. I read that in the Guinness Book of World Records. Love that book.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:07 pm**

and Russia is one of the most lenient, basically all they ban is porn and Borat

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:18 pm**

sheepofdumb wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:Nobody comes close to the Japanese on this front check out Battle Raper II... Got to love your hentai... skip to about 3 minutes if you get bored of the beginning for the real action...

WARNING: This is totally unsuitable for work and could constitute porn depending on your opinion and has sound...
Dude, Japanese people are perverts. You all should know that by now. The more off color anime shows that come over to the US will at least mention someone being a pervert. Otherwise our idea of anime is childish.

lol... ping pong club, anybody?

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:11 pm**

lduke1990 wrote:and Russia is one of the most lenient, basically all they ban is porn and Borat

And money for the poor.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:13 pm**

unriggable wrote:
lduke1990 wrote:and Russia is one of the most lenient, basically all they ban is porn and Borat
And money for the poor.

and tanning

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:20 pm**

static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
lduke1990 wrote:and Russia is one of the most lenient, basically all they ban is porn and Borat
And money for the poor.
and tanning

And vowels, believe it or not.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:21 pm**

unriggable wrote:
static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
lduke1990 wrote:and Russia is one of the most lenient, basically all they ban is porn and Borat
And money for the poor.
and tanning
And vowels, believe it or not.

oh I believe it, my russian friend's mom is proof of that

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:23 pm**

static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
lduke1990 wrote:and Russia is one of the most lenient, basically all they ban is porn and Borat
And money for the poor.
and tanning
And vowels, believe it or not.
oh I believe it, my russian friend's mom is proof of that

Hey! Stfny! Get home to bathe your brother Spfkn and walk the dog Kwp.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:26 pm**

unriggable wrote:
static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
lduke1990 wrote:and Russia is one of the most lenient, basically all they ban is porn and Borat
And money for the poor.
and tanning
And vowels, believe it or not.
oh I believe it, my russian friend's mom is proof of that
Hey! Stfny! Get home to bathe your brother Spfkn and walk the dog Kwp.

at first I thought you were using internet-acronyms

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:28 pm**

No my neighbor's a good source for Russian parody. Fido doesn't get along with Kwp

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:29 pm**

actually I think russian people are really cool, especially the pale white ones!

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:30 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:actually I think russian people are really cool, especially the pale white ones!

AKA all of them?

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:33 pm**

unriggable wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:actually I think russian people are really cool, especially the pale white ones!
AKA all of them?

yeah, but moreso the ones with no teef and purple spots on their heads!

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:34 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
unriggable wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:actually I think russian people are really cool, especially the pale white ones!
AKA all of them?
yeah, but moreso the ones with no teef and purple spots on their heads!

....

All of them?

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:37 pm**

yeah duh, DDS they're all ugly as hell

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:39 pm**

Sonic The Hedgehog!! The way he jumps on those robots like that... DISGUSTING!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:40 pm**

unriggable wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:actually I think russian people are really cool, especially the pale white ones!
AKA all of them?

Actually, I know a kid from Russia, and his ski' pretty dark.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:40 pm**

i love russians!actually i love vodka, does that count?

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:41 pm**

hecter wrote:Sonic The Hedgehog!! The way he jumps on those robots like that... DISGUSTING!!!

if you wanna take it that way then Super Mario is wayyyy worse

jumping on those "goombas" and "koopas" and rescuing "Peach" from "Bowser"

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