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sam_levi_11
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Post by sam_levi_11 »

eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car s on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!
and italians....when they won the world cup they were riding round london hanging out their cars(mainly fiat puntos) and singing drunkenly and celebrating. many crashes...not much sleep lol.

[size=0]dreakin italians[/size]
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2.....one to screw the light bulb in, and one to suck my big, fat cock.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by sam_levi_11 »

lol
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More like rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. :|
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Abortion - Near-Life Experience :lol:
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Post by morph »

Arbustos wrote:More like rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. :|
its why we like it..
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Dmunster wrote:Abortion - Near-Life Experience :lol:
What's purple, slimey, and clings to a woman's leg ?


A homesick abortion.
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knock-knock
who's there?
you'll never know!



(Yes that's an abortion joke)
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sam_levi_11 wrote:
boomlil wrote:http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms
im loving this

Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
i did that today, i reexamined my choice of dinner
Technicolour yawn. :lol:
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Post by sam_levi_11 »

Syzygy wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
boomlil wrote:http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms
im loving this

Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
i did that today, i reexamined my choice of dinner
Technicolour yawn. :lol:
lol ill remember that when im next sick and think i had a techincolour yawn
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