Favourite chants

[brooksieb]

Arsenal song at ashley cole (rival chelsea player and Ex arsenal player)

10 men went to bed, Went to bed with ashley, 10 men 9 men 8 men 7 men 6 men 5 men 4 men 3 men 2 men and 1 man and his moblie phone......JUDAS SCUM!! went to bed with ashley!

(repeat this ten times while eventually getting to 1)

[pmchugh]

its just a big f*cking pilon, big f*cking pilon
its just a big f*cking pilon...

Scotland v France next to the eiffel tower

Were gonna deep fry your croissants (sp?), deep fry your croissants
Were gonna deep fry your croissants...

Also scotland v france that was some game!

SEBO SEBO SEBO!

Sung every time someone misses a sitter at parkhead in honour of the great phillip sebo

[wicked]

That Ank
Sure is a skank!


Short, but sweet.

[Dancing Mustard]

Meh, that one just sounds petty and vindictive to me...

[cena-rules]

DM are you stalking wicked again?

[billy07]

stick your finger up your bum
wank yourself off till you cum
coz sunderland are the greatest football team
sing it again

spurs are on their way to auswitz
hitler's gonna gas em again
no-one can stop em
the boys from tottenham
the boys from white hart lane

[Nickbaldwin]

Shite team, shite chants, it all fits.

[Jimbrown]

Sunderland would have to try hard to be any more shit. Fucking Mackems.

NUFC!

[cena-rules]

Sunderland would have to try hard to be any more shit. Fucking Mackems.

NUFC!

messiah

your having a laugh

[Jimbrown]

Sunderland would have to try hard to be any more shit. Fucking Mackems.

NUFC!

messiah

your having a laugh

Lol, yeah. I was one of the ones that wanted big Sam to stay

[billy07]

Shite team, shite chants, it all fits.

this obsession has got to stop nick
i'm not the type to give another man me dick
as it's fucking sick
yeah i know i'm your idylic
man
but you have to understand
i'm far too slick
to be fratenizing with a total knob.

FTM

[steve monkey]

Billy, you're a sad little racist and a disgrace to all decent Mackems.

[Nickbaldwin]

decent Mackems.

Oxymoron of the year.

[billy07]

Billy, you're a sad little racist and a disgrace to all decent Mackems.

i'm not little. nor a mackem.

[billy07]

i'm also not racist, i have black friends and respect jews a hell of alot. gateshead where i was born and lived the first few years of my life, has one of the biggest jewish communities in europe.

there is very few incidents of anti-semitism there. muslims on the otherhand, aye. you may have something.

[Aidan Kerr]

to the benjani tune



eduardo

oh wo oh eduardo
oh wo oh

hes got no skills

and he walks like Heather Mills


new wee celtic chant

CHARLIE ADAMS SISTERS PANTS ARE THE BEST
YOU CAN SMELL THEM FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST
DOESNT MATTER IF THERE SOLIED AND THERE DAMP
CHARLIE ADAMS SISTERS PANTS!!!

Atur Buruc song

Ohhhhh Artur Boruc,
The holy goalie,
he hates the huns!!
He blessed himself at Ibrox and the Huns went off their nut,
he's off his fecking rocket and sings GOD BLESS THE POPE

Background
Tune is based on the back of a Liverpool tune, our version is based after Boruc was ridiculously cautioned for having crossed himself at Ibrox even though its something he always does, and in any case can hardly be stated to be inflammatory.

[steve monkey]

Billy, you can't say you respect Jews yet also post an anti-semitic chant praising Auschwitz.
And no, you're not being post-modern either.

[DAZMCFC]

stick your finger up your bum
wank yourself off till you cum
coz sunderland are the greatest football team
sing it again

spurs are on their way to auswitz
hitler's gonna gas em again
no-one can stop em
the boys from tottenham
the boys from white hart lane

you like sticking your finger up your bum?


the original(sang by City in 1981 on the run up to the FA Cup Final against Spurs) was not Auswitz it was Belsen. also not the boys from Tottenham it was the Yids from Tottenham and don't start saying i'm racsist i was 10 and their holligan firm was the Yids.

[steve monkey]

yeah, cos age is a mitigating factor for singing racist chants.

When I was a kid going to football in the 70s, racist dickheads used to throw bananas at black players. Times have moved on and 'most' attitudes have too. Anti-semitic chants too are a relic of a darker age. The sooner we stop hearing them at grounds the better.

[DAZMCFC]

yeah, cos age is a mitigating factor for singing racist chants.

When I was a kid going to football in the 70s, racist dickheads used to throw bananas at black players. Times have moved on and 'most' attitudes have too. Anti-semitic chants too are a relic of a darker age. The sooner we stop hearing them at grounds the better.

...and some people might think your username has slight racsist tendancies.


i did not say i sang the song, i was merely stating a fact that City fans sang it first and the words were different than the ones billy used. so get of your high horse and chill out. one of my favourite players of all time was Cyril Regis so i'd be a bit of a hypocrite if i was a racsist.

[steve monkey]

cool.
And yeah, Cyril Regis was great.

[billyO7]

You know what? Steve monkey sounds like a fucking fan-rod.

Oh look at that! He's from London!

Landan, fakkin landan san. Oim Garn dan tha Fakiin pab far a point, then oim ganna go 'owm n fakkin broose the 'er indoors up, bish bosh, loike that, n then oim gonna crack open a fakkin beer n watch the fakkin footy, CANTS!

Yes, we should be listening to santimonious little commie pricks like you...the world would be a much better place if we went around pointing the finger at everyone saying "U IZ TEH Racist!!, U SED a NORTY WURD!!!!!" just to give yourself some kind of feeling that you're making the world a better place, despite the fact that you're only making yourself look like a bigger prick.

die

[steve monkey]

Billy, Billy. Poor tragic Billy. Can't even correctly spell the name of the town he lives in.

[Nickbaldwin]

[billyO7]

Indeed.

Stevie monkey boy, you wee little cake-walking jigger, you come up to south sheilds, and i'll give ya a lesson in how things are spelt, ya wee radge.