Conquer Club

I once managed to both give live to and kill a thread. I mean...nobody responded to my post...so i was both the first and last poster.

Fred killer? Who killed Fred? If Fred's cousin finds out there's gonna be trouble.

Only a master thread killer could kill this thread...none of you are up to it.

Maybe not. but I don't think I'd want to be the one to kill this thread anyways. Too what's the word? Not ironic but...

Methinks Jay's Logic Dictates thread will never get killed, which is ironic because most of the people who post there don't believe in the resurrection.

*stab*

where did that logic dictates thread ever go? I don't remember seeing any recently...I miss those....

So I started looking through old topics here in Chatter Box to see who was the current master of the thread killer...Reverend Kyle sure has a lot that he has ended....unfortunately he was banned for some BS.....but whatever.

So does anybody know how to run an SQL querry to find the last person to post in the most number of threads? I bet I could figure it out....hmm.....wonder what that kind of sql querry would do the the database and server. We have been running pretty stable it seems though so maybe it can handle it.

bedub1 wrote:where did that logic dictates thread ever go? I don't remember seeing any recently...I miss those....

So I started looking through old topics here in Chatter Box to see who was the current master of the thread killer...Reverend Kyle sure has a lot that he has ended....unfortunately he was banned for some BS.....but whatever.

So does anybody know how to run an SQL querry to find the last person to post in the most number of threads? I bet I could figure it out....hmm.....wonder what that kind of sql querry would do the the database and server. We have been running pretty stable it seems though so maybe it can handle it.

The threads have to have been quiescent for a given period, else you're gonna be biased by current frequent posters like me (and you at the moment)

TheLucas wrote:Methinks Jay's Logic Dictates thread will never get killed, which is ironic because most of the people who post there don't believe in the resurrection.

It's not that it gets resurrected, more that it's undead.

jonesthecurl wrote:

bedub1 wrote:where did that logic dictates thread ever go? I don't remember seeing any recently...I miss those....

So I started looking through old topics here in Chatter Box to see who was the current master of the thread killer...Reverend Kyle sure has a lot that he has ended....unfortunately he was banned for some BS.....but whatever.

So does anybody know how to run an SQL querry to find the last person to post in the most number of threads? I bet I could figure it out....hmm.....wonder what that kind of sql querry would do the the database and server. We have been running pretty stable it seems though so maybe it can handle it.

The threads have to have been quiescent for a given period, else you're gonna be biased by current frequent posters like me (and you at the moment)

Well I started at the end of this forum...on page 168 or whatever it is.....they are from 2006...is that old enough?

bedub1 wrote:Only a master thread killer could kill this thread...none of you are up to it.

If you're a pedophile who likes little boys with blue eyes, post anything after this post.


DISCLAIMER: By posting after this you are admitting guilt in googleing pictures of kids in bathtubs....

I can live with that...

you should look in the Pleasent Chaps forum, i think i've killed most of them.

Killed the Pleasant Chaps?

AROOGA! AROOGA! Serial Killer Alert! AROOGA! AROOGA!

Those "aroogas" get me everytime......

bedub1 wrote:Is there some way to find out who was the last person to post in the most threads? I'm wondering if there is somebody out there that has the unique ability to get the last word in and kill a thread. And wicked using her mod powers to lock threads doesn't count....

Hi.

Snorri1234 wrote:

bedub1 wrote:Is there some way to find out who was the last person to post in the most threads? I'm wondering if there is somebody out there that has the unique ability to get the last word in and kill a thread. And wicked using her mod powers to lock threads doesn't count....

Hi.

Hi Snorri...how are you doing today?

I don't think I kill many threads, I just get ignored.

Fircoal wrote:I don't think I kill many threads, I just get ignored.

did somebody say something?

Chicken.

That pedophile bit was my best effort.....

You could just tell everyoe to shut up - I've heard that works.

jonesthecurl wrote:You could just tell everyoe to shut up - I've heard that works.

silly boy.

black elk speaks wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:You could just tell everyoe to shut up - I've heard that works.

silly boy.

Always... Always.

black elk speaks wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:You could just tell everyoe to shut up - I've heard that works.

silly boy.

trix are for rabbits