Why do Humans scream during childbirth?

[Frop]

[Skittles!]

OMFG.
THAT WOULD FUCKING KILL.

I can feel the pain already!

[t-o-m]

a woman that goes all natural is in more pain than you will ever be in your life

How do you know this? Have you ever been kicked in the scrotum? No? Well then i think a more accurate way of phrasing your opinion would be "more pain than i will ever be in my life". Just a thought.


Honibaz

Scrotum is only skin mod edit

[t-o-m]

[brooksieb]

OMFG.
THAT WOULD FUCKING KILL.

I can feel the pain already!

Same.

[sam_levi_11]

omg that is sooooo funny i cant stop laughing. the way he slips onto it perfectly.

lets compare:

kicked in balls
a strong sense of nausea and light-headedness that lasts for minutes
A need to sit down/curl into feautal position/crawl into your own shoe

essentially just a squashing of a delicatate area

giving birth
immense pain and sweating that can go on for days
cant even get up

essentially like p*ssing a tennis ball.


i think this is another area that proves they are the inferior gender




if clapper or any other of the strong females saw this they would prolly track me down and skin me alive

[The1exile]

men wouldn't be better at giving birth...most are worse then women

worse at giving birth? gee, I wonder why that is.

[sam_levi_11]

owned!

[Frop]

men wouldn't be better at giving birth...most are worse then women

worse at giving birth? gee, I wonder why that is.

I think Arnold did a great job.

[Pedronicus]

Arnold could give birth in his next film. Aaargh!, get out, grab my hand... Bingo!!! - Arnie has a kid...

[MeDeFe]

OMFG.
THAT WOULD FUCKING KILL.

I can feel the pain already!

Same.

Does he qualify for a Darwin award?

[Phantom Lord]

OMFG.
THAT WOULD FUCKING KILL.

I can feel the pain already!

Same.

Does he qualify for a Darwin award?

Nope, Darwin awards are for the ones who actually die, not the ones who wish they were dead so they wouldn't have to finish their lives as a eunuch.

[hecter]

Actually, the odd Darwin Award has been given to people who remove themselves from the gene pool by taking away their ability to procreate.

[apey]

Arnold could give birth in his next film. Aaargh!, get out, grab my hand... Bingo!!! - Arnie has a kid...

chinaman is the greatest
got caulk

[Phantom Lord]

Actually, the odd Darwin Award has been given to people who remove themselves from the gene pool by taking away their ability to procreate.

I hadn't heard of any of those. If that's true this guy definitely deserves one. I'm still cringing in pain just from seeing that video.

More on topic, I watched my wife deliver my son. I can't imagine stretching my urethra so far that it ripped, and then stretching it some more. After seeing that I have a very healthy respect for any woman who can give birth without drugs.

On the same note I don't believe childbirth is the most painful experience a human can have. I was unfortunate enough to have my knee bent backward far enough that my shin almost touched my thigh. Putting it back in place enough to drag myself home was an excruciating pain beyond words. I am confident that I experienced more pain at that time than my wife did giving birth. I didn't scream(unless it happened while I was lapsing in and out of consciousness), but only because at that point it hurt far too much for that. However, my wife didn't scream when giving birth either. The breathing really helps, as silly as it may sound.

[hecter]

Who the f*ck delivers a baby through their urethra!?

[happy2seeyou]

I didn't scream while I was giving birth to my daughter. I knew what I had to do, and I did it. If men were to have babies, they couldn't handle it like women can. We are built for it. Men that get a kidney stone cry bloody murder. I have seen them act as if they are on their death bed. ITS A FUCKING SMALL STONE. I was in labor for 30 hours and pushed for over 3 hours plus I ripped and the freaking Dr kept stretching the tear. men = pussies

[Neoteny]

Men that get a kidney stone cry bloody murder.

Perhaps because we aren't built for it. Want a cookie for being able to handle something you are supposed to be able to handle, or is bragging about how elastic your cervix is enough?

[Hologram]

I think women are just looking for an excuse to make men feel like shit.

"Oh no! I have to put a 10 pound ball of fat through my vagina!"

You're body's made to do it or you wouldn't be a woman. I think gdeangel put it best that women expect pain and therefore when they're giving birth, they get pain. Mind over matter and all that.

[hecter]

I doubt that... I imagine it is quite painful. Vaginal walls stretching and tearing and such... But this has a purpose. Women are always talking about how beautiful pregnancy and birth is and the like, and, at the end of the day, they have the satisfaction of knowing that they now have a little baby boy or girl. They've brought a life into this world, checked off one of the boxes of their purpose in life. A very big accomplishment indeed. Getting kicked in the nuts? Passing a kidney stone? What the f*ck man? What have you got at the end of the day? Swollen nuts and puny little rock, that's what. There's no satisfaction (unless your a masochist), no fulfilling life-long goals. Just pain. Lots and lots of pain.

[ultima22689]

I'm not a woman so i can't say how painful child birth is, I do think that a large amount of women that have gone through child birth do use it as an excuse for a lot of things, and i'm sure it probably was the most painful thing they have experienced and it probably does rate up there with the higher pains. The most horrendous pain i have ever felt was when was 14. I was kidnapped by a serial killer that lived in the local neighborhood(South Shore Chicago). The guy had apparently worshiped Satan, he took a steak knife and cut my a deep gash to the bone starting from my shoulders to my arm, careful to avoid the arteries, he did the same thing to my legs starting with my thighs to my feet and carved up my stomach and chest. What made it so horrible was he had me hooked up to life support, his goal wasn't to kill me, he wanted me to suffer the worst pains he could without killing me.

He would have probably done worse if some kids had not been playing near the home when they heard me screaming at the top of my lungs, It took me almost two years to fully recover and i'm lucky to have fully recovered, you could have taken your hand and it put in my arm or my thighs. I don't know if childbirth is worse than that, i'm not going to judge because i kind of can't, don't have a vagina. It hurt many times more than any time than i have taken a hit to my testes. I've been hit with a bat down there and it was pretty bad. To all of the women here, do you think my experience was anywhere near child birth?

[Hologram]

I doubt that... I imagine it is quite painful. Vaginal walls stretching and tearing and such... But this has a purpose. Women are always talking about how beautiful pregnancy and birth is and the like, and, at the end of the day, they have the satisfaction of knowing that they now have a little baby boy or girl. They've brought a life into this world, checked off one of the boxes of their purpose in life. A very big accomplishment indeed. Getting kicked in the nuts? Passing a kidney stone? What the f*ck man? What have you got at the end of the day? Swollen nuts and puny little rock, that's what. There's no satisfaction (unless your a masochist), no fulfilling life-long goals. Just pain. Lots and lots of pain.

Yes, I realize that there is a lot of pain that should be there. But the funny thing about our body is that it produces endorphins that basically numb the pain nerves so you can do what you need to do. Childbirth should be one of those things that the brain blocks the pain of because it is a necessary function of life.

[jonesthecurl]

Personally, I think that if the creatonists are right, this proves conclusively that God is a kangaroo.
I mean, I can see the advantage of live birth over eggs, but with marsupials, it doesn't hurt and yet the child still stays with the mother for protection.
"God's image" would not be so obviously a faulty design as a human.

[Tisha]

men wouldn't be better at giving birth...most are worse then women

worse at giving birth? gee, I wonder why that is.

worse at handling pain..

[Hologram]

men wouldn't be better at giving birth...most are worse then women

worse at giving birth? gee, I wonder why that is.

worse at handling pain..

Or maybe it's just that the pain isn't supposed to be occuring.