What's your funniest game chat?

[thegreekdog]

e_i_pi, I liked your response to this:

2008-08-02 13:30:09 - Statecraft: I will tell you what I think about this site though and I am new. I think these guys who run it are geeky liberals and they intfer in the games of Christians like me by manipulating the dice and preventing army transfers. I believe they are evil.


When you said, this:

2008-08-02 13:31:59 - e_i_pi: hmm I'm not so sure


I lauged aloud.

[waseemalim]

Game 1860289




2008-06-06 15:03:15 - HannibalSmith: does anyone remember my derranged pre-match post via ESPN 8: The Ocho?
2008-06-06 15:04:00 - HannibalSmith: well i was so honored to have played such a great game with such incredible opponents that i felt the need to honor the fallen
2008-06-06 15:04:57 - HannibalSmith: so ladies and gents: coming soon to an off-Broadway near u -- "Spamerloo! The Musical"
2008-06-06 15:05:59 - HannibalSmith: - or - "Please Stop the Battle: I Want to Get Off!"
2008-06-06 15:11:26 - HannibalSmith: Starring:
2008-06-06 15:14:55 - HannibalSmith: Humanist as Field Marshall Arthur Wellesley aka "The Duke"
2008-06-06 15:17:24 - HannibalSmith: Razzafrat as Prince Frederik of the Netherlands aka "The Orange Prince"
2008-06-06 15:20:55 - HannibalSmith: Benjikat is Dead as Lt. Colonel James Macdonnell aka "The Coldstream Guardian and Keeper of the Gum Hill Gates" aka "The Green Machine"
2008-06-06 15:22:05 - HannibalSmith: It.Pie as Sgt. James Graham
2008-06-06 15:25:16 - HannibalSmith: TheWreckless1 as Gebhard Leberecht von Blutcher aka "Marshal Forwards!" aka "Wreck"
2008-06-06 15:27:36 - HannibalSmith: Katholish as Sir Thomas Picton aka "The Doomed One"
2008-06-06 15:38:30 - HannibalSmith: Greenoaks as Jean-Baptiste Drouet, Comte d'Erlon
2008-06-06 15:38:45 - HannibalSmith: -and-
2008-06-06 15:40:51 - HannibalSmith: Bald Adonis as Napoleon Bonaparte aka "L'Empereur"
2008-06-06 15:41:09 - HannibalSmith: -featuring-
2008-06-06 15:43:51 - HannibalSmith: HannibalSmith as Michel Ney, Marshal of the Empire
2008-06-06 15:45:20 - HannibalSmith: HannibalSmith as Honore Charles Reille, Marshal of the Empire
2008-06-06 15:51:14 - HannibalSmith: HannibalSmith as Georges Mouton, Comte de Lobau, Marshal of the Empire
2008-06-06 15:52:05 - HannibalSmith: aka "The Three Treacherous Swine de Spameloo"
2008-06-06 15:53:26 - HannibalSmith: ACT ONE
2008-06-06 15:53:33 - HannibalSmith: Scene One
2008-06-06 15:58:39 - HannibalSmith: (The End of Napolean is Nigh. His tired armies march to prevent the gathering of the Sixth Coalition that has already been partly assembled. Unbenknownst to the Allies, The Prussians have other plans in mind...
2008-06-06 15:59:10 - HannibalSmith: ...Unbenknownst to Napolean Three of his Most Trusted Marshals have othe plans as well...)
2008-06-06 16:02:22 - HannibalSmith: *Enter Picton and von Blutcher -- Napolean and Wellington lurk slightly unseen in opposite corners of the stage*
2008-06-06 16:03:14 - HannibalSmith: Picton: Such a love-ly place for-a bat-ttttttle!
2008-06-06 16:03:41 - HannibalSmith: von Blutcher: Such a love-ly place for-a waaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:04:45 - HannibalSmith: Picton: To-wards the-French let's do bat-tttttle!
2008-06-06 16:07:05 - HannibalSmith: von Blutcher: Yes, behind your back i shall do waaaaaaaarrrrr! The Brits and French shall both perish! To war I say, to waaaaaaaarrrr!
2008-06-06 16:08:18 - HannibalSmith: Picton: Such a love-ly place to diiiiiiii-eeeeee!
2008-06-06 16:08:40 - HannibalSmith: von Blutcher: Such a love-ly place to waaaaarrrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:09:13 - HannibalSmith: Wellington: What's this treachery that a-bound-eth?
2008-06-06 16:11:00 - HannibalSmith: Napolean: Sacrebleu! Those crazy Prussians!
2008-06-06 16:11:35 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:12:31 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaa-rrr! To waaaaa-rrr! To waaaaa-rrrr!
2008-06-06 16:13:27 - HannibalSmith: All: To Spameloo! To Spamel-oooo! To Waaaaa-rrrr!
2008-06-06 16:14:02 - HannibalSmith: Picton: Sac Le Bleu!
2008-06-06 16:14:08 - HannibalSmith: (Picton Dies)
2008-06-06 16:16:11 - HannibalSmith: Scene Two
2008-06-06 16:19:09 - HannibalSmith: (It is the West Side of the Sunken Road. The Orange Prince and Three Treacherous Swine Frolic in the Daisies for they have No Knowledge of what has Transpired in The East )
2008-06-06 16:20:21 - HannibalSmith: The Orange Prince: I wond-er what-has be-fallen my breth-ren in the East
2008-06-06 16:20:39 - HannibalSmith: Ney: We cannot see!
2008-06-06 16:20:58 - HannibalSmith: Reille: We cannot hear!
2008-06-06 16:21:46 - HannibalSmith: Lobau: Nor can you -- see our treach-ery!
2008-06-06 16:22:23 - HannibalSmith: 3 Swine: Cuz the West Siiii---iiide Rides! West Siii-iide!
2008-06-06 16:22:40 - HannibalSmith: Orange Prince: What? I beg your pardon?
2008-06-06 16:22:55 - HannibalSmith: Ney: I said we cannot see!
2008-06-06 16:23:08 - HannibalSmith: Reille: I said we cannot hear!
2008-06-06 16:23:36 - HannibalSmith: Lobau: The East Siii-dee! The East Sii-iide!
2008-06-06 16:24:30 - HannibalSmith: Orange Prince: Hey why do I sing with you three fools? We ain't even on the--"
2008-06-06 16:24:52 - HannibalSmith: All: Same siii-iiide! Same siiii-iiiide!
2008-06-06 16:26:51 - HannibalSmith: All: When the Knights of Spameloo Ride -- there's no East Side or West Side!
2008-06-06 16:27:01 - HannibalSmith: All: Just ride, baby, ride!
2008-06-06 16:27:53 - HannibalSmith: (The Orange Prince and Three Swine proced to smoke a blunt)
2008-06-06 16:29:10 - HannibalSmith: Scene Three
2008-06-06 16:32:20 - HannibalSmith: (Wellington and Macdonnell sitting under an Elm Tree just outside Mont St Jean are on one unlit half of the stage...
2008-06-06 16:34:34 - HannibalSmith: Napoleon and d'Erlon from the Relative Safety of a Pub in Deep in the Heart of Plancenoit are on the Other Unlit portion of the Stage)
2008-06-06 16:35:39 - HannibalSmith: (A Lone Spotlight Illuminates Wellington and Macdonnell)
2008-06-06 16:36:05 - HannibalSmith: Wellington: Ohain! God-damn that sunk-en laaaane!
2008-06-06 16:37:17 - HannibalSmith: Macdonnell: The Prussians! From the East those shots -- they raa-ng!
2008-06-06 16:37:48 - HannibalSmith: Wellington: Ohain! God-damn that sunk-en laaaane!
2008-06-06 16:38:18 - HannibalSmith: Both: To War! To Spameloo! To Waaaaaa-aaar!
2008-06-06 16:38:35 - HannibalSmith: (Their Spotlight Goes Out)
2008-06-06 16:39:19 - HannibalSmith: (A Lone Spotlight Illuminates Napoleon and D'Erlon)
2008-06-06 16:40:02 - HannibalSmith: Napoleon: Ohain! Mer-de that stupid sunk-en laaane!
2008-06-06 16:41:47 - HannibalSmith: d'Erlon: The Prussians! From the East those shots -- they rang!
2008-06-06 16:43:10 - HannibalSmith: Napoleon: Then let them fight -- it think its plain to seeeeeeee
2008-06-06 16:43:34 - HannibalSmith: Both: To wine! And to French Vic-tor-eeee!
2008-06-06 16:45:52 - HannibalSmith: (ALL Lights Come Up as Wellington and Macdonnell make their way to Napolean and d'Erlon as they embrace. Soon they are joined by all cast members.)
2008-06-06 16:47:25 - HannibalSmith: All: Such-a love-ly place for-a bat-tle, Such-a love-ly place for-a war!
2008-06-06 16:48:07 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:49:31 - HannibalSmith: All: West Siii-iide! East Sii-iide!
2008-06-06 16:50:05 - HannibalSmith: All: When the West Side Rides -- the East Side Rides
2008-06-06 16:50:20 - HannibalSmith: All: When every-body rides then every-body dies
2008-06-06 16:50:33 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:51:00 - HannibalSmith: All: Ohain! God-damn that sunk-en laaaane!
2008-06-06 16:51:16 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:51:29 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:51:47 - HannibalSmith: (Lights Go Out. End of Act One.)
2008-06-06 16:54:01 - HannibalSmith: (Just kidding. Lights Come Back On.)
2008-06-06 16:54:24 - HannibalSmith: All: To Spameloo! To Spamel-oooo! To Waaaaa-rrrr!
2008-06-06 16:54:37 - HannibalSmith: (Lights go out again. For real this time)
2008-06-06 16:57:36 - HannibalSmith: ACT TWO (coming soon - i need a breather lol)
2008-06-06 17:34:45 - BENJIKAT IS DEAD: lol - very funny indeed! - well played mate
2008-06-07 07:43:21 - HannibalSmith: gg benji
2008-06-07 07:43:25 - HannibalSmith: gg wreck
2008-06-07 07:43:29 - HannibalSmith: gg all
2008-06-07 07:43:55 - HannibalSmith: i will do my best to finish our play later this afternoon if anyone cares =)
2008-06-07 08:27:50 - BENJIKAT IS DEAD: I'll come back and read it!!!
2008-06-08 08:32:56 - HannibalSmith: awww man i screwed it up royally
2008-06-08 08:33:53 - HannibalSmith: i got hougomont and la Haye Sainte mixed up so it completely messes up the roles
2008-06-08 08:34:13 - HannibalSmith: im gonna have to revise it -- maybe drop it in a general forum
2008-06-08 08:34:28 - HannibalSmith: plus the typos are currently hideous
2008-06-11 22:25:09 - BaldAdonis: bravo!
2008-06-11 22:25:18 - BaldAdonis: my favourite was "West Siii-iide!"

[darkangelsguy205]

all ine are that i talk in sence i cant foucouse you sometimes see them in my postes

[the.killing.44]

Game 5559730

Spoiler

2009-09-08 14:01:55 - the.killing.44: Someone remind me to not complain about dice today
2009-09-08 14:02:01 - the.killing.44: Just won 6v14
2009-09-08 14:02:13 - reckedracing: nice kill
2009-09-08 14:02:14 - #1_stunna: wowsa
2009-09-08 14:02:15 - reckedracing: lol
2009-09-08 14:02:52 - Beckytheblondie: dont' complain killing
2009-09-08 14:03:03 - the.killing.44: Thank you becky I had forgotten not to
2009-09-08 14:03:40 - Beckytheblondie: good thing i was there for you
2009-09-08 14:04:05 - the.killing.44: As always
…
2009-09-08 14:46:53 - the.killing.44: okay f*ck this
2009-09-08 14:47:14 - the.killing.44: for fucks sake
2009-09-08 14:47:25 - the.killing.44: 79v73
2009-09-08 14:47:30 - the.killing.44: I wouldve made it to
2009-09-08 14:47:32 - the.killing.44: too*

Spoiler

2009-09-08 14:33:28 - Beckytheblondie: ill forfeit if someone donates $4 to my paypal
2009-09-08 14:33:36 - Beckytheblondie: and i'll suicide whoever they choose
2009-09-08 14:33:39 - #1_stunna: why $4
2009-09-08 14:33:53 - Beckytheblondie: i want a pack of pokemon cards
2009-09-08 14:34:20 - #1_stunna: pokemon cards are $4?
2009-09-08 14:34:25 - Artic patrol: yeah
2009-09-08 14:34:29 - Beckytheblondie: the new series is
2009-09-08 14:34:44 - Beckytheblondie: my mom wont let me do chores cause i tore up all her tulips
2009-09-08 14:34:52 - Beckytheblondie: and i left the garbage in my sister's bed
2009-09-08 14:35:02 - #1_stunna: how?
2009-09-08 14:35:05 - #1_stunna: lmao!!
2009-09-08 14:35:24 - Beckytheblondie: i thought the tulips were weeds

Spoiler

2009-09-08 14:53:28 - Beckytheblondie: I was talking to my mom trying to get $4
2009-09-08 14:53:43 - reckedracing: lol
2009-09-08 14:53:50 - Beckytheblondie: i net kabutops
2009-09-08 14:53:58 - Beckytheblondie: need*
2009-09-08 14:54:25 - Peter_Pan: kabutops?
2009-09-08 14:54:27 - Peter_Pan: why?
2009-09-08 14:55:40 - Beckytheblondie: i guess you can say i love fossil pokemon
2009-09-08 14:57:47 - Beckytheblondie: my mom said its too rated pg13
2009-09-08 14:57:52 - Beckytheblondie: i have to stop

Some of these (pi) are hilarious.

P.S. wet de hell dus det meen?

[darkangelsguy205]

Game 5559730

Spoiler

2009-09-08 14:01:55 - the.killing.44: Someone remind me to not complain about dice today
2009-09-08 14:02:01 - the.killing.44: Just won 6v14
2009-09-08 14:02:13 - reckedracing: nice kill
2009-09-08 14:02:14 - #1_stunna: wowsa
2009-09-08 14:02:15 - reckedracing: lol
2009-09-08 14:02:52 - Beckytheblondie: dont' complain killing
2009-09-08 14:03:03 - the.killing.44: Thank you becky I had forgotten not to
2009-09-08 14:03:40 - Beckytheblondie: good thing i was there for you
2009-09-08 14:04:05 - the.killing.44: As always
…
2009-09-08 14:46:53 - the.killing.44: okay f*ck this
2009-09-08 14:47:14 - the.killing.44: for fucks sake
2009-09-08 14:47:25 - the.killing.44: 79v73
2009-09-08 14:47:30 - the.killing.44: I wouldve made it to
2009-09-08 14:47:32 - the.killing.44: too*

Spoiler

2009-09-08 14:33:28 - Beckytheblondie: ill forfeit if someone donates $4 to my paypal
2009-09-08 14:33:36 - Beckytheblondie: and i'll suicide whoever they choose
2009-09-08 14:33:39 - #1_stunna: why $4
2009-09-08 14:33:53 - Beckytheblondie: i want a pack of pokemon cards
2009-09-08 14:34:20 - #1_stunna: pokemon cards are $4?
2009-09-08 14:34:25 - Artic patrol: yeah
2009-09-08 14:34:29 - Beckytheblondie: the new series is
2009-09-08 14:34:44 - Beckytheblondie: my mom wont let me do chores cause i tore up all her tulips
2009-09-08 14:34:52 - Beckytheblondie: and i left the garbage in my sister's bed
2009-09-08 14:35:02 - #1_stunna: how?
2009-09-08 14:35:05 - #1_stunna: lmao!!
2009-09-08 14:35:24 - Beckytheblondie: i thought the tulips were weeds

Spoiler

2009-09-08 14:53:28 - Beckytheblondie: I was talking to my mom trying to get $4
2009-09-08 14:53:43 - reckedracing: lol
2009-09-08 14:53:50 - Beckytheblondie: i net kabutops
2009-09-08 14:53:58 - Beckytheblondie: need*
2009-09-08 14:54:25 - Peter_Pan: kabutops?
2009-09-08 14:54:27 - Peter_Pan: why?
2009-09-08 14:55:40 - Beckytheblondie: i guess you can say i love fossil pokemon
2009-09-08 14:57:47 - Beckytheblondie: my mom said its too rated pg13
2009-09-08 14:57:52 - Beckytheblondie: i have to stop

Some of these (pi) are hilarious.

P.S. wet de hell dus det meen?

this is halariouse

[the.killing.44]

2009-09-08 14:20:18 - reckedracing: i lagged so bad trying to hit becky off
2009-09-08 14:20:26 - reckedracing: stunna should have had that
2009-09-08 14:20:39 - #1_stunna: eh
2009-09-08 14:20:51 - #1_stunna: i should have hit a lot of shit in my life
2009-09-08 14:20:58 - #1_stunna: i just wasnt feeling ebcky

[the.killing.44]

2009-10-14 16:07:53 - the.killing.44 [team]: noobs are great
2009-10-14 16:08:12 - King_Herpes [team]: They're pretty funny sometimes
2009-10-14 16:08:34 - the.killing.44 [team]: lol
2009-10-14 16:08:46 - King_Herpes [team]: Holy Canoley! Hold on to your hat
2009-10-14 16:08:55 - the.killing.44 [team]: oh noes!!!11!11!11!!!!
2009-10-14 16:09:27 - King_Herpes [team]: AHHHH!!!!1ONE1!!!!
2009-10-14 16:10:07 - the.killing.44 [team]: NOT SOUTH AMERICA!!111!1ELEVENTY11!ONE!!
2009-10-14 16:10:25 - the.killing.44 [team]: HE SPLIT!!!11! NOOOOOOO1!#@@@
2009-10-14 16:10:41 - King_Herpes, the.killing.44 won the game

[Beckytheblondie]

2009-09-08 14:20:18 - reckedracing: i lagged so bad trying to hit becky off
2009-09-08 14:20:26 - reckedracing: stunna should have had that
2009-09-08 14:20:39 - #1_stunna: eh
2009-09-08 14:20:51 - #1_stunna: i should have hit a lot of shit in my life
2009-09-08 14:20:58 - #1_stunna: i just wasnt feeling ebcky

LMAO.

[Incandenza]

Some terrific giggles in here, but HannibalSmith gets the freakin' gold star. I stand in awe.

[Bruceswar]

Not game chat per say but....

Game 3838613
Tags: Irrational, Secret Diplomacy


Note the game is a 1 vs 1

[colton24]

Not game chat per say but....

Game 3838613
Tags: Irrational, Secret Diplomacy


Note the game is a 1 vs 1

[colton24]

Game 5707570

Tags: Pariniod, Clueless, Poor Strategy, Secret Diplomacy

Guy is pissed I beat him.

Note: Secret Diplomacy tag didn't make since, since they were only attacking me for a while. The rater is red

[trinicardinal]

Not game chat per say but....

Game 3838613
Tags: Irrational, Secret Diplomacy


Note the game is a 1 vs 1

Please note...any agreement to not attack neutrals must be declared in game chat. Any treaty between you and neutrals must be negotiated and declared in game chat...

no discussion while not attacking neutrals = secret diplomacy. Clear cut case to me.

[the.killing.44]

Kp & I got secret diplomacy tags from a 2v2 game. The guy even replied to my wall post politely, astutely observing there must've been something going on, as we whupped them in 2 rounds.

[Army of GOD]

Kp & I got secret diplomacy tags from a 2v2 game. The guy even replied to my wall post politely, astutely observing there must've been something going on, as we whupped them in 2 rounds.

Impressive win! They look like two really tuff opponents.

[jefjef]

Long chat thread.. Edited down. good read from a fun game.

2009-07-21 09:57:03 - jefjef: gl all......... foe u team 1
2009-07-21 14:38:31 - BigBallinStalin: foe you, up yours, kick in the face
2009-07-21 14:42:55 - jefjef: in yer ass ya cajun troll piece of swamp shit
2009-07-21 15:06:22 - jefjef: Hey team 3.. ya wanna truce.. just name where ya want. Team 1 needs it's ass handed to em......
2009-07-21 19:20:59 - marimorgann: why?
2009-07-22 01:18:24 - Nola_Lifer: haha i see target us first
2009-07-22 02:24:28 - marimorgann: what you guys mad?>
2009-07-22 04:42:15 - marimorgann: i dont see any problems in your other ...15 games your playing together...
2009-07-22 21:17:56 - BigBallinStalin: yeah jefjef is just a jerk
2009-07-22 22:01:35 - jefjef: just giving them shit. a little smack talk...
2009-07-23 20:53:48 - marimorgann: team2: wanna make border peace in that area? already the other team holds japan
2009-07-24 07:35:00 - marimorgann: or perhaps we can withdraw from the place of contention for a peace agreement in another asian area?
2009-07-24 13:54:00 - jefjef: works for me.. Done
2009-07-24 13:54:42 - jefjef: (kick in the face ya red/green bastards)
2009-07-24 20:13:06 - BigBallinStalin: I'm foe'ing marimorgann after this for giving away crucial information on a fog of war map
2009-07-24 20:13:34 - BigBallinStalin: I bet he doesnt even speak any kind of Chinese, the poser
2009-07-24 20:32:26 - marimorgann: ????? ??
2009-07-24 20:34:15 - marimorgann: but the gamechat window is not compatible with le chinoise!
2009-07-24 20:34:31 - marimorgann: good deal.
2009-07-24 20:35:07 - marimorgann: besides, theres only one +2 bonus on this map.
2009-07-25 01:20:38 - jefjef: BruinMBA playing for jefjef....
2009-07-25 08:48:05 - marimorgann: i am in another game with bruinMBA. i thought it was a dumb alias
2009-07-25 15:00:40 - Nola_Lifer: There's 4 of them, not 1
2009-07-25 18:48:30 - jefjef: Ball.. Foe yourself. Pink didn't give up anything in chat. pink. bruin is a sub of mine. If your little cooment was an acussation of some kind stick it in your ass & file a C & A complaint
2009-07-25 18:49:27 - jefjef: and then stick it in your ass again. I'm in & out. bruin is subbing for me.
2009-07-25 18:52:06 - jefjef: I've busted several multis... maybe I should look at you.
2009-07-25 18:53:42 - marimorgann: i see. this whole chat thing has gotten too confusing.
2009-07-25 18:59:48 - jefjef: and from what I see cyan is'nt playing like we have a truce.....
2009-07-25 23:29:29 - marimorgann: no no, i think my teammate didnt read it, he didnt reply to my team message either
2009-07-25 23:44:53 - marimorgann: i think our treaty will help both of us plenty, since our asia lands are falling fast
2009-07-26 04:23:10 - BigBallinStalin: good god, the bitches I have to deal with on CC...
2009-07-27 05:10:31 - marimorgann: damn...i wonder if red got all of china...
2009-07-29 03:52:54 - BigBallinStalin: hell no
2009-07-29 04:25:41 - marimorgann: haha
2009-07-29 04:26:19 - marimorgann: you do have 12 regions tho. you digital napolean, you
2009-07-29 19:50:33 - jefjef [team]: Hey bruin... Yellow is my PARTNER... bk............ take s africa............
2009-07-30 10:56:20 - bkwill [team]: by S. Africa do you mean Madagasca, Angola, Congo and Camaroon?
2009-07-30 10:57:19 - bkwill: Because I already occupy South Africa the territory.
2009-08-01 11:33:34 - jefjef [team]: s africa bonus. duh
2009-08-01 13:24:06 - jefjef: you broke fog bk... FOE U R

2009-08-01 17:28:17 - BigBallinStalin: FOE'D SMACKED DOWN, shut up jefjef
2009-08-02 05:39:05 - Nola_Lifer: jefjef, you puller
2009-08-02 05:39:29 - Nola_Lifer: must be bored in iowa hanging out with corn and nothing else
2009-08-02 10:35:06 - marimorgann: dont diss the iowa. thats where they built enterprise 9
2009-08-03 02:54:31 - marimorgann: holy smokes!
2009-08-03 02:54:49 - BigBallinStalin: didnt enterprise 9 explore the outer reaches of space, and then came back, suddenly after 50 some odd years, Sam Neill must go on board and investigae
2009-08-03 03:45:03 - marimorgann: im afraid i only specialized in its warp nacels
2009-08-03 03:45:52 - marimorgann: such amazing technology
2009-08-06 21:18:38 - Nola_Lifer: man i am sick of both of yall
2009-08-11 00:16:11 - FalconX: what just happened?
2009-08-11 00:16:55 - FalconX: Team 1 - We're doomed apart.... care for a truce against Team 2?
2009-08-14 20:05:00 - BigBallinStalin: told you dumb bastards from the beginning
2009-08-14 20:05:25 - BigBallinStalin: they were gonna win it, but you two closed your eyes, so this is what happens
2009-08-14 20:05:54 - BigBallinStalin: next time, be more flexible; stretch your legs so you can shove your foot up jefjef's ass
2009-08-14 21:04:54 - marimorgann: haha
2009-08-15 17:35:39 - FalconX: lol good advice

[squishyg]

Game 4852201

2009-05-22 00:18:19 - hotfire: lol is that a snake or a fallopian tube in the middle of the map
2009-05-22 11:51:42 - squishyg: I think Cryodiil is an umbilical cord and Elsweyr is a baby.
2009-05-22 14:41:44 - philjbond: So what does that make Black Marsh and Summerset Island? LOL No wait , dont answer that!
2009-05-22 21:26:49 - squishyg: But I must! Black Marsh is the placenta and Summerset is the mucus plug. mmmmm
2009-05-22 21:37:34 - philjbond: I knew Id get a better answer than I imagined!

Tamriel games bring out the most fun people.

[the.killing.44]

Kp & I got secret diplomacy tags from a 2v2 game. The guy even replied to my wall post politely, astutely observing there must've been something going on, as we whupped them in 2 rounds.

Impressive win! They look like two really tuff opponents.

Disagree.

[KraphtOne]

2009-07-24 14:23:48 - Lucalupulasa: two double 6's wow
2009-07-24 14:26:12 - KraphtOne: no sympathy for an idiot luca...
2009-07-24 14:26:24 - KraphtOne: hate this map... nowhere to hide from noobs
2009-07-24 14:27:05 - ben79: you always complaining like that kraft ? lol
2009-07-24 14:28:31 - KraphtOne: well
2009-07-24 14:28:37 - KraphtOne: yeah...
2009-07-24 14:31:24 - Lucalupulasa: i used to be a liutenent dont call me a noob



2009-07-24 15:38:04 - #1_stunna: pink are you drinking again?
2009-07-24 15:40:04 - cavill: how can u tell nealy domy first week over here the place is full of thick cunts it drives u to drink
2009-07-24 15:41:07 - #1_stunna: HAHA!!!
2009-07-24 15:41:22 - reckedracing: wherer are you?
2009-07-24 15:41:30 - reckedracing: lol
2009-07-24 15:41:53 - cavill: poland mate
2009-07-24 15:42:07 - reckedracing: thick cunts?
2009-07-24 15:42:22 - reckedracing: they have good weed in poland?
2009-07-24 15:42:47 - cavill: i wish mate
2009-07-24 15:43:57 - KraphtOne: not sure if i'm interested in a thick cunt
2009-07-24 15:44:10 - cavill: i have a nice bit of green house train wreck back home in england
2009-07-24 15:44:15 - KraphtOne: actually i feel i must comment on the brilliance of that statement
2009-07-24 15:44:23 - #1_stunna: probably juicy
2009-07-24 15:44:25 - KraphtOne: you have figured out a way to make the word cunt more vulgar
2009-07-24 15:44:33 - KraphtOne: stick the word thick in front of it
2009-07-24 15:45:11 - cavill: lol i am a master off shit like that
2009-07-24 15:46:27 - reckedracing: lmfao
2009-07-24 15:46:28 - reckedracing: thick cunt

[the.killing.44]

2009-07-24 14:23:48 - Lucalupulasa: two double 6's wow
2009-07-24 14:26:12 - KraphtOne: no sympathy for an idiot luca...
2009-07-24 14:26:24 - KraphtOne: hate this map... nowhere to hide from noobs
2009-07-24 14:27:05 - ben79: you always complaining like that kraft ? lol
2009-07-24 14:28:31 - KraphtOne: well
2009-07-24 14:28:37 - KraphtOne: yeah...
2009-07-24 14:31:24 - Lucalupulasa: i used to be a liutenent dont call me a noob

What a noob

[Shatners Bassoon]

2008-11-17 02:02:05 - SolidOrange7: Eh, you guys all know how the dice are the worst part of this game. I think a better way to do it would be for one player to attack another, and then they argue about how many guys each side would lose. That'd be waaaay better.

[#1_stunna]

2009-10-16 15:01:21 - luv2tri2 [team]: what up, gangsta.....
2009-10-16 15:01:30 - #1_stunna [team]: lol
2009-10-16 15:02:06 - #1_stunna [team]: pfft
2009-10-16 15:02:12 - luv2tri2 [team]: r u sure your not a gang poping drug dealer?
2009-10-16 15:02:44 - luv2tri2 [team]: your dice are hot and cold....geez
2009-10-16 15:02:49 - #1_stunna [team]: hey dont be saying that you will blow my cover
2009-10-16 15:03:09 - luv2tri2 [team]: i think your cover was blown long ago!
2009-10-16 15:03:23 - #1_stunna [team]: what? how?
2009-10-16 15:04:07 - luv2tri2 [team]: at least we got a "pfft". that would have been a good time to start dropping the f bombs.
2009-10-16 15:04:25 - #1_stunna [team]: lol
2009-10-16 15:05:19 - #1_stunna [team]: f*ck ya
2009-10-16 15:05:52 - luv2tri2 [team]: yeah...thats it......drop it like its hot!
2009-10-16 15:06:13 - luv2tri2 [team]: drop it like its hot......holy crap was that lame.....circa 199x
2009-10-16 15:07:09 - #1_stunna [team]: hmm i think 1998, maybe
2009-10-16 15:07:43 - luv2tri2 [team]: you are probably right...being the rap superstar that you are.
2009-10-16 15:07:55 - #1_stunna [team]: no way jose
2009-10-16 15:08:20 - #1_stunna [team]: i didnt see that yellow 7
2009-10-16 15:08:24 - #1_stunna [team]: i had my stunna shades on
2009-10-16 15:08:35 - #1_stunna [team]: because i wear my sunglasses at night
2009-10-16 15:09:33 - luv2tri2 [team]: night? afternoon? how dark are the stunna shades!
2009-10-16 15:09:37 - #1_stunna [team]: oh ya back that ass up
2009-10-16 15:09:51 - #1_stunna [team]: juvenile rocks
2009-10-16 15:10:10 - luv2tri2 [team]: tell them biotches this is our corner......
2009-10-16 15:12:44 - #1_stunna [team]: WTF
2009-10-16 15:13:50 - #1_stunna: bitches thats our corner
2009-10-16 15:14:03 - #1_stunna: you best recognize
2009-10-16 15:14:22 - luv2tri2: i dont think they do.
2009-10-16 15:15:49 - #1_stunna [team]: if we lose, im gonna bust a cap in some foos ass
2009-10-16 15:18:39 - #1_stunna [team]: well
2009-10-16 15:19:22 - luv2tri2 [team]: well
2009-10-16 15:19:53 - luv2tri2 [team]: aint gonna be no drive bys tonight. we rollin these fools outta town.
2009-10-16 15:20:11 - #1_stunna: im stompin in my air force ones
2009-10-16 15:20:42 - luv2tri2: un-oh!
2009-10-16 15:20:56 - luv2tri2 [team]: set
2009-10-16 15:21:26 - #1_stunna [team]: crips or bloods?

[BigBallinStalin]

2009-10-14 16:07:53 - the.killing.44 [team]: noobs are great
2009-10-14 16:08:12 - King_Herpes [team]: They're pretty funny sometimes
2009-10-14 16:08:34 - the.killing.44 [team]: lol
2009-10-14 16:08:46 - King_Herpes [team]: Holy Canoley! Hold on to your hat
2009-10-14 16:08:55 - the.killing.44 [team]: oh noes!!!11!11!11!!!!
2009-10-14 16:09:27 - King_Herpes [team]: AHHHH!!!!1ONE1!!!!
2009-10-14 16:10:07 - the.killing.44 [team]: NOT SOUTH AMERICA!!111!1ELEVENTY11!ONE!!
2009-10-14 16:10:25 - the.killing.44 [team]: HE SPLIT!!!11! NOOOOOOO1!#@@@
2009-10-14 16:10:41 - King_Herpes, the.killing.44 won the game

I especially like the "ELEVENTY" in "NOT SOUTH AMERICA!!111!1ELEVENTY11!ONE!!" for added emphasis.

[e_i_pi]

All from the same game...

Spoiler

2008-02-25 18:06:35 - gigi_b: shit...now i've seen the map...yellow, as far as i'm concerened i will not attack the african border and let you deal with your cyan neighbour
2008-02-25 18:55:37 - e_i_pi: gigi_b you've done nothing but harass the poor peoples of Africa all game. Yellow, I am a peace loving neighbour who has done nothing to encroach upon your sovereignty, and I wish for everlasting harmony between our peoples.
2008-02-25 21:57:05 - gigi_b: )) really good math-man you should consider a political carrier...)
2008-02-27 01:41:27 - General Dogdinne: Bring nekid wamen and beer I will not cause bloodsheed. Unless you bring virgins.
2008-02-27 02:40:07 - e_i_pi: I'll bring some recruits from Southern Europe. Coolbean agreed to merge with my empire on the proviso that he's allowed to donate you all his nekid wamen

Spoiler

2008-02-27 08:09:50 - gigi_b: common people...do i need to tell you what's happening....two more turns with that kind of bonus and we're done
2008-02-27 11:18:43 - e_i_pi: gigi, you are too much the warmonger. Learn to rule with an olive branch, not an iron fist
2008-02-27 13:16:19 - e_i_pi: And calling the others 'common people' is downright insulting, as is the way you bark commands...
2008-02-27 13:16:59 - e_i_pi: You drive before you your neighbours, employing them as dispensible assets while you build in strength behind them, ready to strike once they have expended themselves against me
2008-02-27 13:19:35 - e_i_pi: Your haughty and arrogant nature will not be tolerated by myself. Should we ever share a border, the skulls of your children will make glorious benefit my mantlepiece.

Spoiler

2008-02-27 15:01:00 - General Dogdinne: man. very eloquent eipi- now where be the nekid? Personally, I prefer the skulls hanging from the mirror in the family truckster but thats me-
2008-02-27 15:01:53 - e_i_pi: I think the nekid are in Sth America at the moment
2008-02-27 15:02:53 - e_i_pi: No, the nekid are not in India
2008-02-27 15:03:00 - e_i_pi: Or Siam
2008-02-27 15:03:22 - e_i_pi: This is most unfortunate
2008-02-27 15:04:35 - General Dogdinne: ohhh somehow I think Im off the xmas list-
2008-02-27 15:05:30 - e_i_pi: Do not worry Dogdinner, you are on a brand new list now =D
2008-02-27 15:05:43 - e_i_pi: I made it just for you
2008-02-27 15:06:31 - General Dogdinne: uh oh- I dont suppose the list is for people you really reeeeeaally like is it??
2008-02-27 15:07:13 - e_i_pi: It is for people I like so much, they will become... assimilated... with my culture
2008-02-27 15:10:17 - General Dogdinne: assimilated.....that doesnt sound like xmas gift pack to me

Spoiler

2008-02-27 15:06:48 - e_i_pi: I do hope you watch your back, as gigi will now surely take advantage of you.
2008-02-27 15:08:20 - General Dogdinne: hmmm you know, any other time the thought of someone named 'gigi' taking advantage of me would be an attractive thought- ( unless it were a poodle)
2008-02-27 15:10:00 - e_i_pi: I will allow gigi to suck whatever quantity of blood that little leech needs to. Then when he is fat on your juices I shall cut him open and bathe in your blood mixed with his blood

Spoiler

2008-02-27 15:12:35 - e_i_pi: Now you have 4 tasks... remove Asia, remove me from Africa, and protect yourself from San fraNosferatu over the ocean
2008-02-27 15:12:51 - e_i_pi: The fourth task is to dig your own grave, to save me the trouble

Spoiler

2008-02-27 15:42:05 - gigi_b: common Pi...don't be so formal...you can call me Nosferry from now
2008-02-27 15:48:51 - e_i_pi: Your death will be painful worm
2008-02-27 17:51:09 - gigi_b: you're starting to scare me a little......

Spoiler

2008-02-28 17:56:13 - e_i_pi: gigi, you filhty creature, as loathe as I am to address you with speech, perhaps we should look each to our north, as there seems to be a wave of blue sweeping towards us
2008-03-03 00:55:42 - e_i_pi: There gigi I have dealt with the menace. Now hamstring me to prolong the game even further

[pimphawks70]

This doesn't quite stack up to some of the others, but it's the best I've got.

2009-09-28 08:09:39 - Redfelt: sorry for the missed turn guys, internet porn addiction
2009-09-29 20:57:08 - pimphawks70: ?
2009-09-29 20:57:28 - pimphawks70: For 24 hours straight? The missed turn doesn't matter but that's a lot of porn!
2009-09-29 20:57:31 - pimphawks70: gg here
2009-09-30 02:01:25 - larsin: gg guys
2009-09-30 13:54:20 - Redfelt: like i said an addiction
2009-09-30 17:31:53 - pimphawks70: haha
2009-10-01 11:13:59 - nashlloyd: Lol dam sticky keyboard gg guy's.