Limericks - add one line

siberiancygnus · Post by **siberiancygnus** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:36 pm

he liked to show off his arse (3)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:40 pm

When it came to pass, (4)

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:30 pm

(5) it seems he did not act that butch

(1) there once was a man from dundee

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:38 pm

With the finest moustache you could see, (2)

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:49 pm

It was so wide (3)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:56 pm

The rats could hide, (4)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:23 pm

and then go and have a pee [5]

I lost my wallet [1]

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:24 pm

'cept when he brushed it on mondee (5)

I always when visiting the zoo [1]

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:25 pm

Bother!

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:28 pm

lmao, carry on with mine!

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:29 pm

What rhymes with wallet?!?!?!

But I realised someone stole it?!?!?

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:31 pm

Adjudication time. "I lost my wallet" has nowhere near enough syllables in it for a first line, so we'll go with...

I always when visiting the zoo [1]

See hippos which remind me of you, [2]

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:37 pm

Till a monkey stole my shoe! [3]

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:05 pm

3rd line is not meant to rhythm with the second line. 1,2,5 rhyme, 34 rhyme.

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:06 pm

Third lines not supposed to rhyme! Google Limericks or read previous ones before posting!

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:07 pm

Titanic stop doing this lol you keep posting one second before me!

You are so much the same (3)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:29 pm

I'm brilliant arnt I?

I want to bring out the cane [4]

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:37 pm

First where did line 4 go and second its too many silabuls (sp?)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:48 pm

Line 4'd there. I pressed the wrong buttonn. Its the right amoun of syllabals.

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:57 pm

I suppose it does if you role it together slightly

But I stopped to look at the view {5}

When cooking for your husband or wife [1]

Colaalone · Post by **Colaalone** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:40 pm

Quietly slit their throat with a knife. [2]

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:51 pm

Add salt and stir [3]

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:49 pm

I think you'll concur, (4)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:51 pm

The end to all of your strife (5)

I asked out a woman today (1)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:58 pm

Surprisingly I didn't pay, (2)