Conquer Club

lol inca, i understand you taking his side and all, but i am just poking fun

Incandenza wrote:

Prankcall wrote:

Incandenza wrote:

Prankcall wrote:I happen to live in Michigan..Be careful what you say.

Just what exactly are you saying there, ITG?

Just talking to talk,as do most people.What is it your trying to ask?

Just wondering what your physical location, in relation to jack's, has to do with the price of tea. It gets rather heated during challenges, but implied threats of physical confrontation are thankfully rare.

And none of this would've been an issue if rep hadn't completely lost his shit in two different Chicago games. News flash: rep isn't the only person having a bit of a rough challenge.

So, y'know, let's all try and be cool about things as this challenge heads into the final stretch. We don't want this turning into TOFU-Kort, now do we?

well, i live on Planet Earth and let me assure you that i will take all you fools on in a battle of fisticuffs if you dare so much as utter one of your sniveling, droopy-brained, skull-scratching-snatching, heart-and-soul wrenching, seismic spirit gutting, flagrantly flapping at the fouled air, butter-boobed, lip-jabbering, spastic eye socket fluttering, mange-filled despairing rabid dog howling at the holy moon in abject and retarded despair, complaints about luck.

in fact, i have drawn up a square "ring" in the Antarctic and am currently shadow-dancing around said ring in expectation of 1, 2, or a few thousand of you stepping forward...

reptile wrote:lol inca, i understand you taking his side and all, but i am just poking fun

do us all a favor and dont. u were doing a lot better crying us a fkn river in every game...u shud stick to that...

tho I have to admit u wrote the funniest line in the whole thread, "...go back to preschool if you cant handle it with the big boys", after u flooded all ur game chats like a poor little noob who doesnt know better...

nikola_milicki wrote:

reptile wrote:lol inca, i understand you taking his side and all, but i am just poking fun

do us all a favor and dont. u were doing a lot better crying us a fkn river in every game...u shud stick to that...

tho I have to admit u wrote the funniest line in the whole thread, "...go back to preschool if you cant handle it with the big boys", after u flooded all ur game chats like a poor little noob who doesnt know better...

well, well, if it isn't good old nikola "cry me an ocean" milicki... you comin' down to the antarctic fella? i'll take you and reptile on in the first round...

rabbiton wrote:well, i live on Planet Earth and let me assure you that i will take all you fools on in a battle of fisticuffs if you dare so much as utter one of your sniveling, droopy-brained, skull-scratching-snatching, heart-and-soul wrenching, seismic spirit gutting, flagrantly flapping at the fouled air, butter-boobed, lip-jabbering, spastic eye socket fluttering, mange-filled despairing rabid dog howling at the holy moon in abject and retarded despair, complaints about luck.

in fact, i have drawn up a square "ring" in the Antarctic and am currently shadow-dancing around said ring in expectation of 1, 2, or a few thousand of you stepping forward...

Legends, take note, you have a master in your midst.

Incandenza wrote:

rabbiton wrote:well, i live on Planet Earth and let me assure you that i will take all you fools on in a battle of fisticuffs if you dare so much as utter one of your sniveling, droopy-brained, skull-scratching-snatching, heart-and-soul wrenching, seismic spirit gutting, flagrantly flapping at the fouled air, butter-boobed, lip-jabbering, spastic eye socket fluttering, mange-filled despairing rabid dog howling at the holy moon in abject and retarded despair, complaints about luck.

in fact, i have drawn up a square "ring" in the Antarctic and am currently shadow-dancing around said ring in expectation of 1, 2, or a few thousand of you stepping forward...

Legends, take note, you have a master in your midst.

well well if it isn't Inc-"cry me a Jupiter-sized planet full of water even though such a thing may violate several laws of astrophysics"-andenza. perhaps you and the.killing.44 in round 2? that guy can bleat up a storm.

later of course we can all sit round and issue forthright ponderings regarding the righteousness of our own personal bleat-style.

reptile wrote:lol jackal, you really dont know what you are talking about

on a more serious note, i think this will be a close challenge that will come right down to the end few games deciding it as did the last. i am hoping low comes out on top this time though. GL to all (except jackal cause he is probably too good for it )


Blitz, where did you find this guy? (jackal) lowering your standards for some reason?

you're right rep....thats why it took you over a week to respond to this.....and maybe you missed the "friendly bet" offer.....I was ready to put this behind us a long time ago.

And you dont need to sugar coat anything....we know how you feel about THOTA winning by one game ALL the time.

Incandenza wrote:We don't want this turning into TOFU-Kort, now do we?

What? You mean a lurv fest? We need more of that...

Blitz, where did you find this guy? (jackal) lowering your standards for some reason?

do you always mumble?

prankcall wrote:I happen to live in Michigan..Be careful what you say.

PC, I dont understand what this means.....never thought we had a beef here!

jackal31 wrote:

Blitz, where did you find this guy? (jackal) lowering your standards for some reason?

do you always mumble?

Shake shake shake.... shake shake shake.... Shake your booty! da.da.da da da dat.

rabbiton wrote:

Incandenza wrote:

rabbiton wrote:well, i live on Planet Earth and let me assure you that i will take all you fools on in a battle of fisticuffs if you dare so much as utter one of your sniveling, droopy-brained, skull-scratching-snatching, heart-and-soul wrenching, seismic spirit gutting, flagrantly flapping at the fouled air, butter-boobed, lip-jabbering, spastic eye socket fluttering, mange-filled despairing rabid dog howling at the holy moon in abject and retarded despair, complaints about luck.

in fact, i have drawn up a square "ring" in the Antarctic and am currently shadow-dancing around said ring in expectation of 1, 2, or a few thousand of you stepping forward...

Legends, take note, you have a master in your midst.

well well if it isn't Inc-"cry me a Jupiter-sized planet full of water even though such a thing may violate several laws of astrophysics"-andenza. perhaps you and the.killing.44 in round 2? that guy can bleat up a storm.

later of course we can all sit round and issue forthright ponderings regarding the righteousness of our own personal bleat-style.

I'd like to take this moment to thank Incandenza for all the help in perfecting my in-game goat imitation. You know what it means to me. *pause* *sniffle* To be recognized by a great feudal liege such as Lord Rabbiton in the same league as you, *sniff* … well, it's truly a great honor. You know the dedication I put into those Tuesday nights … thank you.

Prankcall wrote:

Incandenza wrote:

Prankcall wrote:I happen to live in Michigan..Be careful what you say.

Just what exactly are you saying there, ITG?

Just talking to talk,as do most people.What is it your trying to ask?

Careful. If you go off topic, this thread will get locked!

rabbiton wrote:well well if it isn't Inc-"cry me a Jupiter-sized planet full of water even though such a thing may violate several laws of astrophysics"-andenza. perhaps you and the.killing.44 in round 2? that guy can bleat up a storm.

later of course we can all sit round and issue forthright ponderings regarding the righteousness of our own personal bleat-style.

You wound me. Jupiter, really? Is our piddling little solar system the limit of your vision? Have you not been keeping up with exoplanet research? There's gas giants out there that could eat Jupiter for a snack. To characterize my bleating with what limited tools you have at your disposal does us both an insult, sir.

the.killing.44 wrote:I'd like to take this moment to thank Incandenza for all the help in perfecting my in-game goat imitation. You know what it means to me. *pause* *sniffle* To be recognized by a great feudal liege such as Lord Rabbiton in the same league as you, *sniff* … well, it's truly a great honor. You know the dedication I put into those Tuesday nights … thank you.

You can thank me by donating generously to my charity, the John Wayne Gacy Children's Defense Fund.

the.killing.44 wrote:I'd like to take this moment to thank Incandenza for all the help in perfecting my in-game goat imitation. You know what it means to me. *pause* *sniffle* To be recognized by a great feudal liege such as Lord Rabbiton in the same league as you, *sniff* … well, it's truly a great honor. You know the dedication I put into those Tuesday nights … thank you.

You can thank me by donating generously to my charity, the John Wayne Gacy Children's Defense Fund.[/quote]
Howdy, little pilgrim.

the.killing.44 wrote:

the.killing.44 wrote:I'd like to take this moment to thank Incandenza for all the help in perfecting my in-game goat imitation. You know what it means to me. *pause* *sniffle* To be recognized by a great feudal liege such as Lord Rabbiton in the same league as you, *sniff* … well, it's truly a great honor. You know the dedication I put into those Tuesday nights … thank you.

Incandenza wrote:You can thank me by donating generously to my charity, the John Wayne Gacy Children's Defense Fund.

Howdy, little pilgrim.

reptile wrote:lol jackal, you really dont know what you are talking about

on a more serious note, i think this will be a close challenge that will come right down to the end few games deciding it as did the last. i am hoping low comes out on top this time though. GL to all (except jackal cause he is probably too good for it )


Blitz, where did you find this guy? (jackal) lowering your standards for some reason?

u are insult the same guy who handed ur ass to ya on the platter in all 3 games u guys played against each other in this challenge! on the same map! the map u havent lost b4 these games!!!



u are also insulting the same guy who is currently 5-2 in our challenge!

what is your score reptile?????

nikola_milicki wrote:

reptile wrote:lol jackal, you really dont know what you are talking about

on a more serious note, i think this will be a close challenge that will come right down to the end few games deciding it as did the last. i am hoping low comes out on top this time though. GL to all (except jackal cause he is probably too good for it )


Blitz, where did you find this guy? (jackal) lowering your standards for some reason?

u are insult the same guy who handed ur ass to ya on the platter in all 3 games u guys played against each other in this challenge! on the same map! the map u havent lost b4 these games!!!



u are also insulting the same guy who is currently 5-2 in our challenge!

what is your score reptile?????

idk i havent checked, however i do know that 2 of those 3 games u guys were handed unbreakable bonuses, so i would hope you would win at least 2 of them, but bragg if you must if it helps you sleep at night. u guys never quit do you? no wonder so many hate thota, i dont even need to say anything mean and you guys just keep going like the energizer bunny, but instead of hitting on a drum you hit on your chest like a bunch of idiot orangatangs (however that is spelled). but as i would pat on a childs head after "beating" me in checkers when the board was set up however the child wanted it congrats on your victories. Jesus Christ shut the f*ck up already. I am sure your man-crush on jackal can wait for a better thread or better yet pm... like i said give it up already... i did a long time ago.

I'll say it again, it wouldn't have been such a big deal if you hadn't completely lost it in chat, where instead of handling a shit situation with some grace, you took the opportunity to rip the clan as a whole. You talk that kind of shit, you can't be surprised when people react negatively toward it.

On a more entertaining note, all but one round 3 games have been exchanged. The final leg begins.

Incandenza wrote:I'll say it again, it wouldn't have been such a big deal if you hadn't completely lost it in chat, where instead of handling a shit situation with some grace, you took the opportunity to rip the clan as a whole. You talk that kind of shit, you can't be surprised when people react negatively toward it.

On a more entertaining note, all but one round 3 games have been exchanged. The final leg begins.

I think almost everyone can agree that that statement is false

ljex wrote:

Incandenza wrote:I'll say it again, it wouldn't have been such a big deal if you hadn't completely lost it in chat, where instead of handling a shit situation with some grace, you took the opportunity to rip the clan as a whole. You talk that kind of shit, you can't be surprised when people react negatively toward it.

On a more entertaining note, all but one round 3 games have been exchanged. The final leg begins.

I think almost everyone can agree that that statement is false

More entertaining to me, certainly. I'd rather play than talk about it.

Dr. Strangeprose or: How I Stopped Worrying And Learned to Love My Master

Ah, our esteemed Lord Rabbiton, he of the eloquent but superfluously elongated sentences;
He, teeming chock full with flatteringly fallacious adjectives;
He of those staunchly opposed to the questionably skilled but most niched goat bleaters, whom he serendipidously considers those amongst his lowly serfs, as contemporarily evidenced through a most unbecoming joust between those not of a different ilk than our esteemed colleagues in this thread, namely those under "reptile" and a certain Croatian on the opposing side;
He limited not only by the exquisite expanses of his arousing alliterations but also by the strict barriers of our own appropriately poetically alliterated solar system;
He whose knowledge of interplanetary exploration is exceeded only by our underdog hero, the common David to our liege's Goliath, Incandenza, whose unquestionably provokative moniker I shall spare the publick a second time;
He whose hyphen-words know not of ordinances;
he whose praise extends to the most inordinate degree, whilst presumptuously preposterous in its pretentiousness;

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou art more lovely and temperate...

I suddenly flashed back to Bad Poet's Society. Three weeks of writing in terza rima all while trying to avoid detection as mafia. Yep, I'm a big nerd.

i nominate reptile for 'dark lady'

perhaps tk44 can clear this one up for us all.

reptile wrote:.... like i said give it up already... i did a long time ago.

Hey Nik, I guess when you're 2-8 in the challenge you just want to forget about it all. I know when I suck that bad I would too. Especially after talking all that crap.