Conquer Club

FabledIntegral wrote:He's not serious you guys - he's merely fucking with you. Took me a while to realize it.

Yes I symphathise with you, he had me confused for nearly a minute and a half

Yes, it is true. The Gippster has conceded and accepted that Captain 11 is indeed the greatest prophet of the age!

Captain 11 trained all us young kids into the NeoCon mentality of the day. He taught to brush our teeth and say our prayers and always listen to our moms and dads.

Also, at the beginning of the show, there was this giant number "11" with a rocket ship flying around and around with a whistle going "Wheeeyoooo! Wheeeyooo!"

The rocket ship looked like it was crashing into the number "11" exactly in the same spots as the jets that ran into the Twin Towers!

Yes, his children were well prepared for the day!

Then he would flip a switch inside his spaceship, and the whistles would come on again,"Wheeeyooo!, Wheeeyoooo!" and our gazes were transfixed on the yellow and black Hypno-spinners that spiraled around and around and drew us closer and closer...until....
CARTOON PROPAGANDA FILMS!

I concede, and I finally accept my lot in life.

Thanks, Captain 11!

We all love you!

So you must now be the first Imam of the Church of Captian 11, right?

Guys, guys, calm down already. He isn't serious.

Pants.

InkL0sed wrote:Guys, guys, calm down already. He isn't serious.

Ink, I am very serious about Captain 11.

These are the types of teachings he gave to us while he was still on TV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfko2bEo ... re=related

Captain 11 prepared me for the post-American era. The Neoconservative NAU. South Dakotans have been well prepared!

DaGip wrote:

InkL0sed wrote:Guys, guys, calm down already. He isn't serious.

Ink, I am very serious about Captain 11.

These are the types of teachings he gave to us while he was still on TV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfko2bEo ... re=related

Captain 11 prepared me for the post-American era. The Neoconservative NAU. South Dakotans have been well prepared!

Last time South Dakotans took on the Feds they were moved onto something now known as a 'reservation.' Captain 11 should learn you good about that.

I never knew mainstream cartoons did that, good one though. Nor that they did this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGD6nYQpc6c&NR=1

MeDeFe wrote:I never knew mainstream cartoons did that, good one though. Nor that they did this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGD6nYQpc6c&NR=1

Now you understand the teachings of Captain 11!

Here is the greatest teaching of Captain 11. It was the opening narration of his Television program:

"One man in each century is given the power to control time. The man chosen to receive this power is carefully selected. He must be kind. He must be fair. He must be brave. You have fulfilled these requirements; and, we of the Outer Galaxies designate to you the wisdom of Solomon and the strength of Atlas. YOU are CAPTAIN 11!"

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity ... /index.htm

So who really was Captain 11? Perhaps Captain 11 wasn't the man in the blue jumpsuit, but maybe Captain 11 was really inside each an everyone of us. Because only ONE man (but why not women? Because women aren't as cool as men, thusly the reason Obama won over Hillary) in each century (every hundred years...that's it...you only get one every hundred years!) is given the power of controlling time. I think this is all related to the Illuminati in some fashion or another. And who are the WE OF THE OUTER GALAXIES?

And now we understand why all of us kids loved to smoke! Captain 11 was such a good role model...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DXEn5BIaoI

InkL0sed wrote:Guys, guys, calm down already. He isn't serious.

Stop ruining all the fun.

--er, I mean: What are you talking about? He's totally serious, and if you aren't willing to accept that, then GTFO. How would you like it if I told everyone that you weren't serious about your atheism?

This is fun.

DaGip wrote:
Now you understand the teachings of Captain 11!

Here is the greatest teaching of Captain 11. It was the opening narration of his Television program:

"One man in each century is given the power to control time. The man chosen to receive this power is carefully selected. He must be kind. He must be fair. He must be brave. You have fulfilled these requirements; and, we of the Outer Galaxies designate to you the wisdom of Solomon and the strength of Atlas. YOU are CAPTAIN 11!"

Sounds a bit like Captain Marvel, you know the SHAZAM guy. (Wisdom of Solomon, blah blah blah Speed of Mercury). Does Captain 11 have an equivalent to Black Adam?

jonesthecurl wrote:

DaGip wrote:
Now you understand the teachings of Captain 11!

Here is the greatest teaching of Captain 11. It was the opening narration of his Television program:

"One man in each century is given the power to control time. The man chosen to receive this power is carefully selected. He must be kind. He must be fair. He must be brave. You have fulfilled these requirements; and, we of the Outer Galaxies designate to you the wisdom of Solomon and the strength of Atlas. YOU are CAPTAIN 11!"

Sounds a bit like Captain Marvel, you know the SHAZAM guy. (Wisdom of Solomon, blah blah blah Speed of Mercury). Does Captain 11 have an equivalent to Black Adam?

Unfortunately, Captain 11 is a loner and an incredulous alcoholic. He always carried a flask of 100 proof rot gut hidden in his jumpsuit somewhere. And you could always smell it on his breath. The man always taught me to face the world as a rip roaring drunk...I mean, how can Jesus compare to a prophet of this stature?

And even though he had a kids' show, Captain 11 was always mean to children off camera...he was more like Krusty the Klown than anything. I think the Krusty idea came from Captain 11, but I can't really prove it.

I can't really show you any clips of the Captain 11 after school show, as KELO Land TV keeps close guard on the copyrights so they can make money off of all the old shows...but pretty soon nobody will give a shit, as all the younger generations don't even know who Captain 11 is anymore.

Here's another wisdom-filled tid bit for you all to admire!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im27FD077zk