Limericks - add one line

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:24 pm

but it didnt stop me (3)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:36 am

going to have a pee [4]

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:54 am

Giving them time to run away (5)

Be careful when eating a pear (1)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:06 pm

cus there might be some pubic hair [2]

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:05 pm

The fuzz down below, (3)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:06 pm

Might make someone go "No!" [4]

Colaalone · Post by **Colaalone** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:21 pm

But then again, this is quite rare. [5]

The fire burned slowly for an hour, [1]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:50 pm

And she was alone in the tower, [2]

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:13 am

Walking arounf on the floor [3]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:55 am

Waiting for a knock on the door, [4]

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:57 am

but her knight was still taking a shower (5)

Lives are less thrilling when we (1)

Kahless · Post by **Kahless** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:59 am

get out of the bath for a pee (2) :lol:

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:20 am

I went to the market for a stone [3]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:29 am

But when I got home, [4]

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:36 am

I found that my diamonds were free (5)

Three days since my last love affair, (1)

Kahless · Post by **Kahless** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:43 am

I dumped her for shaving her hair (2)

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:47 am

for then thats when i saw (3)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:48 am

She had 1 more paw [4]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:54 am

Which was more than I could bare (5)

I once knew a lady from France (1)

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:58 am

who danced in the streets with no pants (1)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:14 pm

and went to tred on some ants [2]

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:56 pm

Hmm some confusion here I think its

I once knew a lady from France (1)

Who danced in the street with no pants (2)

All the locals would stare (3)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:58 pm

at her tiny little pair [4]

Mylittlepuddykat · Post by **Mylittlepuddykat** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:01 pm

I expect I'm being dim but what dyou mean by that ?

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:46 am

(5) and her nipples were the size of small ants.

there once was a woman from poole (1)