Soundman's First Mafia [End] Arsonist Wins!!

[crazymilkshake5]

well i thought he might have gotten forum banned or forum restricted...

[TheGeneral2112]

well i thought he might have gotten forum banned or forum restricted...

wait, why can't Mr. Squirrel post more than 4 times a day?

Hey guys. Don't expect much out of me today. Someone hit me over the head last night and now I don't have a vote. I've no idea who it was, but the flavor made it sound like it was an accident from someone on my side. So whatever townie has the silencing power, you need to be careful with that. Every time you silence a townie, the mafia is a little more powerful that day. Could be a game-changer later on.

I also can only post four times during the day. This being one of them. I'll try to save them for later when more info is out.

Skimming?

Let me repeat myself. Skimming?

[crazymilkshake5]

ohhhh..... got it... sorry, this is my first mafia game and im getting used to the roles...

[TheGeneral2112]

I know absolutely nothing of this role and it makes some amount of sense to me. FOS...

[TheGeneral2112]

Also, serious thanks to Maximum. You rock, man. I seriously hope you are town.

[TheGeneral2112]

Also, VOTE TEEGEE. I will reread in a day or two and come up with some insights.

[crazymilkshake5]

ok... im so dang confused right now....

[soundman]

Vote Count:

Rodion -
Zimmah -
Mob Deadly -
Mr. Squirrel -
Shieldgenerator7 -
Chapcrap -
Crazymilkshake5 -
usAir -
TeeGee - Zimmah, Mob, General - (L4)
thehippo8 -
maximumbandit -
TheGeneral2112 -

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Deadline: Monday Dec. 19th

[crazymilkshake5]

Vote TeeGee for VS trying to save him from being lynched.

With that said – major FOS on TeeGee. I cannot see any reason why Sully would intervene when the town was threatening to lynch a fellow townie.

[isaiah40]

*Speaks from the grave - Beware of the imposter!*

[soundman]

Vote Count:

Rodion -
Zimmah -
Mob Deadly -
Mr. Squirrel -
Shieldgenerator7 -
Chapcrap -
Crazymilkshake5 -
usAir -
TeeGee - Zimmah, Mob, General, CMS - (L3)
thehippo8 -
maximumbandit -
TheGeneral2112 -

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Deadline: Monday Dec. 19th

[TeeGee]

whoa!! what have I woken up too???

Being a noob to this game I see i have made made a few big mistakes... but I have no reasonable explanation as to why the mafia godfather would defend me other than the fact he is a mastermind, knowing that once his role was uncovered the FOS would lay firmly on me. And from what I have read the mafia all know each other??

[TeeGee]

*Speaks from the grave - Beware of the imposter!*

with that said

and this

Also, serious thanks to Maximum. You rock, man. I seriously hope you are town.

vote TheGeneral2112

[TheGeneral2112]

*Speaks from the grave - Beware of the imposter!*

with that said

and this

Also, serious thanks to Maximum. You rock, man. I seriously hope you are town.

vote TheGeneral2112

1, if that means anything, it would be talking about maximum and his helpful post. 2, I am the only confirmed townie (semi confirmed, bus is always possible, but d1? And the gf? Get real) for accusations to be levied against you and you to try and ignore the subject is pretty blatently scummy. Red Herring much?

Sent from my rooted and overclocked SHIFTAO5P Thunderbolt.

[chapcrap]

*Speaks from the grave - Beware of the imposter!*

with that said

and this

Also, serious thanks to Maximum. You rock, man. I seriously hope you are town.

vote TheGeneral2112

First of all, dead people aren't allowed to talk to influence the game. I don't think you can listen to isaiah.

Second, if you were to listen to isaiah, I'm pretty sure that 2112 wouldn't be the imposter he is talking about. It would seem to me like maximum would be the imposter so far. He basically did nothing on Day 1 and then he wrote a gigantic post just to FOS TeeGee for being semi-defended by Sully. If you also remember, Sully said he didn't even remember that he was the Godfather until he decided he should claim. So, if he didn't know his role, it's a good assumption that he didn't know his scum mates either.

[maximumbandit]

*Speaks from the grave - Beware of the imposter!*

with that said

and this

Also, serious thanks to Maximum. You rock, man. I seriously hope you are town.

vote TheGeneral2112

First of all, dead people aren't allowed to talk to influence the game. I don't think you can listen to isaiah.

Second, if you were to listen to isaiah, I'm pretty sure that 2112 wouldn't be the imposter he is talking about. It would seem to me like maximum would be the imposter so far. He basically did nothing on Day 1 and then he wrote a gigantic post just to FOS TeeGee for being semi-defended by Sully. If you also remember, Sully said he didn't even remember that he was the Godfather until he decided he should claim. So, if he didn't know his role, it's a good assumption that he didn't know his scum mates either.

Are you kidding me? You're going to believe the, "I didn't remember I was the head honcho of the bad guys!" claim made by a dead guy? Do you also then believe that he's the Town Watcher, because - you know - he claimed that, too? If Jerry Sandusky came out and said, "I don't remember sodomizing a 10 year old in the shower" then you would exonerate him on those grounds?

Accuse me of being a scum for being quiet on day one all you want. Until the cows come home, even. 90% of day one was a bunch of nonsense joke votes, which turned into bickering, then a pissing contest, and then somehow turned into an accurate accusation. I stayed quiet because there was nothing useful for me to say. You can hardly say the same about yourself, Chapcrap.

vote TeeGee

[thehippo8]

whoa!! what have I woken up too???

Being a noob to this game I see i have made made a few big mistakes... but I have no reasonable explanation as to why the mafia godfather would defend me other than the fact he is a mastermind, knowing that once his role was uncovered the FOS would lay firmly on me. And from what I have read the mafia all know each other??

Firstly, I have carefully read what maximum has said and it is immensely convincing apart from one thing ... the truth ... VS said on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:34 pm ...

Unvote vote TeeGee

Bring out the holy water hoses.

-Sully

Secondly, maximum said ... on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:17 pm

Sounds like the fighting words of a mafia man!

vote TeeGee

Thirdly, it wasn't VS who stopped the flow against TeeGee (which I started) but rather Mr. Squirrel who said on Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:18 am

As a squirrel, I can vouch for the evil nature of cats. And anyone else who has been subjected to their villainy, whether it be tongue-theft or otherwise, is an ally of mine.

fos everyone on this silly wagon

And so being the one to start the nonsense I ended it immediately too.

But how did VS respond, was it to unvote? No! on Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:19 pm

ALTOGETHER NOW ... IN A LOUD VOICE
WHY DO YA BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP...!

Oh, sorry

-Sully

And then one of his potentially scummy mates, chapcrap, said on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:00 pm ...

Why unvote TeeGee when he has given us nothing? All he did was show up. That's not enough to take my vote off.

And for you skimmers, VS then said on Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:13 pm ...

I'm not sure where you all are seeing this edit, but from my account, I can't see that anything was edited (there's no bar under the post saying "this post was edited by TeeGee at XX:XX"
That's because this forum is under TeeGee's department's 'jurisdiction', thus he has master editing powers that can't be seen unless he wants them to! I can do the same in the Conquer Club Newsletter and Announcements forums.

*waves his magical wand*

-Sully

And that is not a retraction either!

It is not until much later that we get ... on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:34 pm ...

unvote vote TheGeneral2112

Let's stay classy, eh?

-Sully

A rather unclassy (IMHO) attack on a noob!

Fourthly, no-one wants to get themselves banned from future Mafia games. So isaiah must be some uber town informant, perhaps allowed to give us the one piece of information he gained after that bullet went off? Maybe we can expect more? Only time will tell. But I cannot believe someone of his experience would threaten future games without cause.

Finally, I see a degree of flummox in TeeGee's vote.

Accordingly, I implore you all to go back and read the log properly (STOP SKIMMING!!) and think properly.

But my reading of the log leads me to unvote vote maximum.

Oh, and until you come up with some explanation, FOS chapcrap!

[TeeGee]

/me agrees with hippo

and thanks for going back through the posts and taking the time to read/copy the important pieces (plus it saves this lazy old man from doing it LOL)

unvote vote maximum

[TheGeneral2112]

At this point, I think we have a lot to examine as far as early faction lines, BUT the voice from the grave is very clear and cannot be interpreted in more than one way. With that being said... (Not sure if I already did this or not)

UNVOTE VOTE MAXIMUM

I am confident that with the posts we already have, the mafia can be effectively deduced. My early predictions are TeeGee, Hippo, Rodion for mafia. We shall see after this speed lynch. I am not the only confirmed townie(I'm not going to continue to explain that I am semi-confirmed every time I say this, so this is the last time I mention bussing as a possibility.), so doc on me tonight would be nice. Let's work on having a pro doc here.

And to whomever called me a newb earlier (I think it was hippo), kindly STFU. Or hit me up on EpicMafia to see what kind of a player I am.

Also, I'm very upset Max isn't on our side. It is always an advantage to have wonderfully pro-town townies.

[crazymilkshake5]

and i agree with hippo also, unvote vote maximum

[shieldgenerator7]

well, I'm back. still trying to keep up.
VOTE MAXIMUM BW
i FIND THE evidence convincing, especially because maximum targeted teegee before. Nice long case tho, max , good effort.
silly caps lock key got stuck for a second

-SG7 ( )

[isaiah40]

*Moans from the grave once again - TheGeneral only had a couple of dogs visit him*

[zimmah]

At this point, I think we have a lot to examine as far as early faction lines, BUT the voice from the grave is very clear and cannot be interpreted in more than one way. With that being said... (Not sure if I already did this or not)

UNVOTE VOTE MAXIMUM

I am confident that with the posts we already have, the mafia can be effectively deduced. My early predictions are TeeGee, Hippo, Rodion for mafia. We shall see after this speed lynch. I am not the only confirmed townie(I'm not going to continue to explain that I am semi-confirmed every time I say this, so this is the last time I mention bussing as a possibility.), so doc on me tonight would be nice. Let's work on having a pro doc here.

And to whomever called me a newb earlier (I think it was hippo), kindly STFU. Or hit me up on EpicMafia to see what kind of a player I am.

Also, I'm very upset Max isn't on our side. It is always an advantage to have wonderfully pro-town townies.

i have no idea what you're talking about by being confirmed, what makes you think you are confirmed at all?

[maximumbandit]

At this point, I think we have a lot to examine as far as early faction lines, BUT the voice from the grave is very clear and cannot be interpreted in more than one way. With that being said... (Not sure if I already did this or not)

UNVOTE VOTE MAXIMUM

I am confident that with the posts we already have, the mafia can be effectively deduced. My early predictions are TeeGee, Hippo, Rodion for mafia. We shall see after this speed lynch. I am not the only confirmed townie(I'm not going to continue to explain that I am semi-confirmed every time I say this, so this is the last time I mention bussing as a possibility.), so doc on me tonight would be nice. Let's work on having a pro doc here.

And to whomever called me a newb earlier (I think it was hippo), kindly STFU. Or hit me up on EpicMafia to see what kind of a player I am.

Also, I'm very upset Max isn't on our side. It is always an advantage to have wonderfully pro-town townies.

Go ahead and lynch me, you sheep. I'm plain vanilla townie. Hours ago, you were convinced I was onto something because I made a well thought out, convincing argument composed of logic and reason. Then The Hippo comes along and quotes every single joke vote I made in day one, as well as some of the banter I exchanged with chapcrap (that whole 'sounds like the fighting words of a mafia man' was my response to him prodding me for being quiet) and now suddenly the words of the guy you were about to cover in feathers, as well as his little friend HIppo, are the gospel.

Here's how this is about to play out. You're going to listen to HIppo and TeeGee. They'll go back and find some other irrelevant quote of mine, use it as proof that I'm lying here. Isiah will likely moan something else confusing and unhelpful - and then you'll think "Hmm, what does that mean?" Hippo and TeeGee will go "HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!" and you probably will. Then, at the end of day two, Soundman will type in bold, color coded letters "MaximumBandit, plain vanilla townie, has been lynched." ScumHippo and ScumTeeGee will feel really proud of themselves for getting the town to lynch one of their own - whoever is first to defend me following this post will be killed by the mafia (Hippo and TeeGee) during night two - and then, during day three, a rift will form between members of the town around who they should believe now that the only person on their team who seemed willing to use logic has been killed for treason.

So, I'm going to go smoke my last cigarette and rub one out to photoshopped pictures of Taylor Swift before you all kill me on account of saying something smart. I'll leave you with a quote, and see which ever of you are Mafia regulars in my next game.

"Experience teaches us that it is much easier to prevent an enemy from posting themselves than it is to dislodge them after they have got possession." -George Washinton

[Rodion]

At this point, I think we have a lot to examine as far as early faction lines, BUT the voice from the grave is very clear and cannot be interpreted in more than one way. With that being said... (Not sure if I already did this or not)

UNVOTE VOTE MAXIMUM

I am confident that with the posts we already have, the mafia can be effectively deduced. My early predictions are TeeGee, Hippo, Rodion for mafia. We shall see after this speed lynch. I am not the only confirmed townie(I'm not going to continue to explain that I am semi-confirmed every time I say this, so this is the last time I mention bussing as a possibility.), so doc on me tonight would be nice. Let's work on having a pro doc here.

And to whomever called me a newb earlier (I think it was hippo), kindly STFU. Or hit me up on EpicMafia to see what kind of a player I am.

Also, I'm very upset Max isn't on our side. It is always an advantage to have wonderfully pro-town townies.

This post looks really off (and not only because I'm somewhat being suspected with no reason at all).

1 - What is your definition of a "speedlynch"?

2 - What makes you think TeeGee, Hippo and I are mafia?

3 - How many mafia do you think a 14-player game has?

I'll probably have more questions once you answer these ones.

Fastposted by Maximum. Still need to read his post.