"Jim Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim Jim Jim?"
-"I'm not Jimmy Jim, Jimmy Jim, Jim Jim Jim, he's Jimmy Jim, Jimmy Jim, Jim Jim Jim!"
"Jim, Jimmy Jimmy, Jim Jim Jim?"
-"Yes Captain?!"
"Beware..."
-"What, the one-legged man?"
"Aye, but also beware running with scissors, or any other pointed object, it's all good fun, until someone trips and loses an AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
-"He died?! And this is supposed to be a kid's movie!"
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
enter random drivel
its been a long time old friend
*sam hugs random drivel*
so im watching the football and thinking, what! he's gone off with a ded leg? isnt that sumin u run off in the park whehn playin with mates? and these are players getting £1m - £8m. F*ck it, give me that money and ill run round with two broken legs.
Talking of broken legs, how is everyone today? i wont bore you with my feelings so ill ramble about someone elses instead....
Borat, i imagione must be sitting home right now, wearing a green thong, wanking awayt at pammy or maybe getting declared king of Khazakstan.
Man the middle east is a load of b*llocks, i mean, what kind of idiot blows himself up for a guy called "allah." Could be worse, you could worship that wierd guy, "God."
Hmm who's on msn.......lots of people........oh god ***** is. ill protect his name. what a c*nt, got me beaten up recently by what he said. not funny.
Ill tell u hat is funny, getting bored on your break in the 6th form so putting lockers in thw way of a door of a classroom so they cant get out, only hours after u wished her good morning
autoload wrote:My new big thing is for my own enjoyment. If others want to join in, fine. If they don't, fine as well.
Suit yourself. But I will tell you this, you are reverting back to the behavior that I used to hate some much. The behavior that caused me to repeatedly insult and attack your self-esteem.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
You call that mindless drivel? I can do better in my sleep.
Speaking of sleep, have you ever noticed how every year it seems like people get less and less sleep? I guess it's understandable with all that's going on in the world what with global warming, the Middle East, and Brittney Spears.
UGGH, how I hate the situation in the ME bunch of extremist lunatics giving Islam a bad name by blowing themselves up...and as far as blowing things up, I had to buy my cousin this stupid red balloon and the first thing she does when I have my back turned is to let go of it and let it fly away...I wish I could fly away, then I could finally get out of this hell-hole and meet some people of actual intelligence, people today are so stupid...AND fat, I can't forget fat. Though I seem to forget a lot of things like where I left my car keys or where I put my homework after printing it off last night...Last night's dinner was awful too, we had spaghetti and meatballs and it tasted like it had come out of the garbage...ANd man do we ever have too much garbage, it seems like whereever I go there's more garbage, when I'm at work all the trash cans are over-flowing...and work, how I hate working, it's like I don't have enough school work to do I have to actually work during what free-time, we should get paid for going to school then I wouldn't have to work for all my money...Money's always a problem too, I keep getting more of it but the gas I need to buy keeps going up too! I'll never be able to catch up to it...Btw, have you ever seen that movie It? It's supposed to be scary but I just found it boring, a real let down considering how much I like Steven King's novels...Novels, man how they can get on my nerves, if they're good they're great but if they're bad, they're horrible. Why can't anything just stay consistent? It's bad enough the weather goes from 85 to 19 degrees over night. Can't we at least keep the quality of our entertainment industry up? And industry, don't even get me started on some of the industries and corporations in this country. They're destroying the environment and ruining our way of life. Not that they need any help, we seem to do enough of it on our own. The human race is going down the drain...which reminds me, my drain's still backed up I'll need to fix that at some point.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
