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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:56 am
by jonesthecurl
(boils cloth) well, hold this over the wound, don't let anything vital fall out, and next time wait for my advice. Where's that damn ambulance?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:58 am
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:(boils cloth) well, hold this over the wound, don't let anything vital fall out, and next time wait for my advice. Where's that damn ambulance?
But we're already at the hospital. Or are we? Oh no I'm hallucinating!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:01 am
by jonesthecurl
It's Ok. Breath shallow, we're on our way now...relax...sleep...
Oh bugger, I'm in the U.S. now.
WAKE UP! What sort of insurance do you have? What's your policy number? What's your excess?Are you covered at this hospital?
(Good job we're not in a socialist country, they might just treat you without asking questions first...)
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:09 am
by strike wolf
*A little while later walking out of the hospital*
Well, now that's over I've gotta get back to what I was doing. The doctor said I need to rest but what does he know?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:14 am
by Skittles!
reggie_mac wrote:Guns for show, knives for a pro .....
Parkway Drive!
I'm really confused
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:20 am
by strike wolf
Then let's confuse you more. What's the answer to the cubic root of 15. If Ron is Ron but he's not Ron, who is he? What's the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound? What came first the chicken or the egg?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:22 am
by static_ice
strike wolf wrote:Then let's confuse you more. What's the answer to the cubic root of 15. If Ron is Ron but he's not Ron, who is he? What's the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound? What came first the chicken or the egg?
you won
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:23 am
by Skittles!
strike wolf wrote:Then let's confuse you more. What's the answer to the cubic root of 15. If Ron is Ron but he's not Ron, who is he? What's the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound? What came first the chicken or the egg?
1.75
Ron
You ask me
Yes, because it is known that when a tree falls, it makes a sound.
Egg
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:28 am
by strike wolf
If ice falls down and hits you in the head in China where are you? If you were a saint but Satan was the real god would that make you a sinner?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:56 am
by static_ice
im in china
obv.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:58 am
by strike wolf
Well anyways. I'm feeling worn out. I'm not really tired just worn out.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:58 am
by jonesthecurl
By he way, Listen closely.
I'm going to clap with one hand in ...2...1...
There! that answers that question.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:53 am
by autoload
targetman377 wrote:autoload wrote:Invent some of your own classes and start charging.
lol auto you are always so funny
I wasn't joking.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:54 am
by autoload
targetman377 wrote:well my day has just gone down the drain heres what happened
1st i woke up and i had a fevor
2nd i tried to sign up for classes i needed and they were full
3rd i feel even worse starting to get a headache
4th cant eat food make me sick
5th at dinner me and
my girlfeind have an argument and she walks off
6th i have a head ach
7th my girlfriend is having a bad day
8th she got made at me i dont know why but she does not want to be near me.
i feel like shit, i have a headache and all i want to do is scream. cause my day SUCKS
ps. sorry for such a deppresing post i am usally not like this just a really bad day.
Does she have big boobs?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:56 am
by autoload
strike wolf wrote:No. That would be wet in anticipation if it was her.
Especially if she saw me there.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:13 pm
by targetman377
Skittles! wrote:strike wolf wrote:Then let's confuse you more. What's the answer to the cubic root of 15. If Ron is Ron but he's not Ron, who is he? What's the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound? What came first the chicken or the egg?
1.75
Ron
You ask me
Yes, because it is known that when a tree falls, it makes a sound.
Egg
what you said about the tree is wrong its no it does not make a sound. heres why
sound1 /saʊnd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sound] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. the sensation produced by stimulation of the organs of hearing by vibrations transmitted through the air or other medium.
so it will make a noise but sound is herd. noise do not need to be herd
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:38 pm
by jonesthecurl
Good point target. It makes a sound but not a noise.
But it's as annoying as hell to the deaf squirrels who are left homeless.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:07 pm
by targetman377
jonesthecurl wrote:Good point target. It makes a sound but not a noise.
But it's as annoying as hell to the deaf squirrels who are left homeless.
but hellen keller likes it.!!!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:12 pm
by jonesthecurl
pardon?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:25 pm
by targetman377
its an apples to apples think. you get the card hellen keller you atomatical win. its just a rule.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:40 pm
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:Good point target. It makes a sound but not a noise.
But it's as annoying as hell to the deaf squirrels who are left homeless.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:41 pm
by targetman377
how is it going today lone wolf?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:47 pm
by pancakemix
Man, I missed a lot. Note to self: Don't buy any more Xboxes any time soon.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:50 pm
by strike wolf
pancakemix wrote:Man, I missed a lot. Note to self: Don't buy any more Xboxes any time soon.
Well I don't see why you would need more than one. So how long have you been gone?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:51 pm
by austrianeagle
Four score n' seven years ago