Limericks - add one line

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:03 pm

Can we keep the rhyming and syllables in limerick form please?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks

I built a magnificent machine, [1]
That could rip out a man's spleen. [2]
I sold it last week, [3]
To a very rich sheik (4)

To use to defend his harem. [5]

There was an old man from Nebraska, [1]

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:03 pm

who's cousin's in alaska

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:23 pm

she was young and pretty

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:53 pm

Bright and witty, [4]

Zanza · Post by **Zanza** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:23 pm

But her teeth were full o' tobacca'(southern jawl?)[5]

Ain't ne'er been to timbucktoo[1]
(sorry if it was done incorrectly, this is my first crack at it.)

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:28 pm

Zanza wrote:Ain't ne'er been to timbucktoo[1]
(sorry if it was done incorrectly, this is my first crack at it.)

But I've passed through Woolloomooloo[2]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:31 pm

Where I met a strange man, [3]

riggable · Post by **riggable** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:42 pm

who sold me a fan(4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:01 am

That was made from the skin of a gnu. [5]

The first time I ever got drunk, [1]

beezer · Post by **beezer** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:05 am

Was right after making out with a skunk [2]

Aimless · Post by **Aimless** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:05 am

I was riding my grandfather's junk. [2]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:15 am

The first time I ever got drunk, [1]
Was right after making out with a skunk [2]

But later that night, (3)

riggable · Post by **riggable** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:24 am

my ass clenched up tight(4)

lduke1990 · Post by **lduke1990** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:30 am

I knew I'd be regretting it soon

I was strolling in the park one day

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:35 am

When a pretty young thing passed by my way [2]

Orange-Idaho-Dog · Post by **Orange-Idaho-Dog** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:38 am

I spanked her on the rear (3)

iAnonymous · Post by **iAnonymous** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:38 am

EDIT: Orange was a nano-second faster than me. Pass.

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:39 am

Orange-Idaho-Dog wrote:I spanked her on the rear (3)

Stuck my tongue in her ear [4]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:56 pm

I was strolling in the park one day
When a pretty young thing passed by my way [2]
I spanked her on the rear (3)
Stuck my tongue in her ear [4]

And my case comes up later today. [5]

The worst thing about being in prison, [1]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:57 pm

Is the amount of ingested jizm (2)

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:32 pm

I get shanked once a day (3)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:37 pm

The worst thing about being in prison, [1]
Is the amount of ingested jizm (2)
I get shanked once a day (3)

By a big burly gay, [4]

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:41 pm

With a bountiful sense of rhythmn (5)

I once washed a baby in vomit (1)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:00 pm

The smell sent your head to a comet, (2)

[size=0]You ain't givin me much to work with[/size]

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:02 pm

The1exile wrote:The smell sent your head to a comet, (2)

[size=0]You ain't givin me much to work with[/size]

while you flew through the air

Limericks - add one line

haha