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targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:46 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Saw the new Fast and the Furious. A lot of explosions.

..............................................BOOM

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:48 am

Skittles! wrote:This thread gets a stamp of approval.

stamp stamp stamp i loves thes stamp and now we have and offical stamp of aproval MY MOM IS GOING TO BE SOO HAPPY!!!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:49 am

autoload wrote:Well, fast is over.

I ate a banana, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and 3 rolls. Washed it down with a Pepsi Max.

it was your finest hour

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:50 am

flabio wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
flabio wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
flavio wrote:Hi every body!

My name is fabio. I'm one of the undesirables from flame wars.

Is it O.k. if I come here and trivialize all the garbage that you meat-heads talk about here?
And by that I would assume you mean to say that Flame Wars is not trivial garbage in it's greatest form. You poor lost soul.
Save your pity for some one who cares.

Humor is food for the soul. It would be a far stretch to declare that flames wars was brimming with comedy, and as late is was fairly lacking in comedic value. Never the less, it did have it's high points. Especially from funny men such as TheProwler and King Herpes. Flame wars also had "The Stache" thread, which was frequented by the king of one liners autoload. Volumes of top notch humor are lost and gone for ever now, and what's left? This thread? It's about as entertaining as watching the grass grow, or watching paint peel. This thread is plumb full of know it all's who in the grand scheme of things, really appear to know nothing. I used to insult people in flame wars for nothing more than a good chuckle. Now I shall come here and mock your dumb-ass opinions about issues onto which the greatest majority of you folks, haven't the foggiest idea.

Now get a life. Before I am forced to serve you with a brutal series of metaphorical dummy- slaps.

Have a nice day.
I shall look forward to your pearls of wisdom.
Or is your intellect flabby, flabio?
Ohh....

Asso...

Their is a great difference between wisdom and intellect young grasshopper.

why thank you flabio i will have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:52 am

thats right your favorit man is here back and ready to fight. (cue the cheezy otrange music) like eye of the tiger or somthing like that. yeppers i am back ready to fight to stand for justic and to keep you all happy

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:52 am

autoload wrote:And I'm spent.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:53 am

I liked how Gary Gygax separated wisdom and intelligence.
"I am intelligent enough to know I should give up smoking, but not wise enough to do so". Course, he's dead now.
BTW this grasshopper has creaky knees.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:54 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I liked how Gary Gygax separated wisdom and intelligence.
"I am intelligent enough to know I should give up smoking, but not wise enough to do so". Course, he's dead now.
BTW this grasshopper has creaky knees.

I've had "creaky" knees since the 8th grade. What a pain.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:56 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I liked how Gary Gygax separated wisdom and intelligence.
"I am intelligent enough to know I should give up smoking, but not wise enough to do so". Course, he's dead now.
BTW this grasshopper has creaky knees.
I've had "creaky" knees since the 8th grade. What a pain.

do your legs tell your your temp to!!!!!!!

flabio · Post by **flabio** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:28 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:BTW at least in terms of age I think you have the "grasshopper" role.

Ahem....

What you think, and what you know, are often two completely different things.

Young Jedi....

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:38 pm

flabio wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:BTW at least in terms of age I think you have the "grasshopper" role.
Ahem....

What you think, and what you know, are often two completely different things.

Young Jedi....

Why, sonny, yer jest a young whippersnapper. Why I wuz givin yer gandma the gals eye when yer pop was jest a sparkle in yer granma's eyes.

Or something. Probably.
BK barunt might be older'n me (and I'm not sure about that), but I don't think there's a whole lot more on CC that are.

flabio · Post by **flabio** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:52 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:BK barunt might be older'n me

He just may be.

That buzzard is so old that he has a Pioneer stereo.

In that he has a stereo that was brought over by the pioneers.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:17 pm

flabio wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:BK barunt might be older'n me
He just may be.

That buzzard is so old that he has a Pioneer stereo.

In that he has a stereo that was brought over by the pioneers.

What is this "stereo" that you prate of?
Is it some new way of listening to wax cylinder music?

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:45 pm

My internet service has been out all weekend

I missed a turn in two CC games. That's the first time I've missed a turn. I feel like such a deadbeat. I didn't even miss a turn when Quirk Jr was in the hospital.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:51 pm

targetman377 wrote:thats right your favorit man is here back and ready to fight. (cue the cheezy otrange music) like eye of the tiger or somthing like that. yeppers i am back ready to fight to stand for justic and to keep you all happy

I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" on the way home from work.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:52 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I liked how Gary Gygax separated wisdom and intelligence.
"I am intelligent enough to know I should give up smoking, but not wise enough to do so". Course, he's dead now.
BTW this grasshopper has creaky knees.

Didn't you mention this before?

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:53 pm

flabio wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:BTW at least in terms of age I think you have the "grasshopper" role.
Ahem....

What you think, and what you know, are often two completely different things.

Young Jedi....

Hey, at least he's not a Padawan.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:53 pm

Rising up to the challenge of our rivals.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:54 pm

Quirk wrote:My internet service has been out all weekend
I missed a turn in two CC games. That's the first time I've missed a turn. I feel like such a deadbeat. I didn't even miss a turn when Quirk Jr was in the hospital.

You are a deadbeat bum.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:55 pm

2dimes wrote:Rising up to the challenge of our rivals.

I'm just a man and his will to survive is all.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:57 pm

I'm out.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:46 pm

autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I liked how Gary Gygax separated wisdom and intelligence.
"I am intelligent enough to know I should give up smoking, but not wise enough to do so". Course, he's dead now.
BTW this grasshopper has creaky knees.
Didn't you mention this before?

Probably. Senility setting in - but it was in response to someone who mightn't havve seen that comment, and was touching on this topic.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:24 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Would you do it for a Scooby-Snack?
I wouldn't do it for 10 scooby snacks.

yeah i agee you would not do it for 10 scooby snacks. cause your more the type who needs is HEAD RUBED FOR 10 min. then he would do it.

Touch my head and you'll lose more than just 10 fingers.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:25 pm

targetman377 wrote:thats right your favorit man is here back and ready to fight. (cue the cheezy otrange music) like eye of the tiger or somthing like that. yeppers i am back ready to fight to stand for justic and to keep you all happy

See this is the guy you want jonesy. He doesn't even require one scooby snack.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:26 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I liked how Gary Gygax separated wisdom and intelligence.
"I am intelligent enough to know I should give up smoking, but not wise enough to do so". Course, he's dead now.
BTW this grasshopper has creaky knees.

I'm in top shape.

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